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The Colorado River runs dry and sparks thirty years of Water Wars. Blackbeard is the most legendary water pirate in the desert; the Gentleman Pirate broke his heart. Now Stede is searching for the love of his life and Ed is planning his retirement.
Unfortunately the remaining Cinco Gallos are still looking for Jim and the cults might be right about the biggest conspiracy theory of the last three decades...
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20 May 2023
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Copenhagen, 2014
Australia is trying to convince the rest of the world to let them enter Europe’s greatest song contest.
Australia’s not physically in Europe, but they’re there in spirit. They’re also there in person just this one time, singing as a guest. It’s a momentous occasion, one that’s inspired the country to send two of their most familiar faces for the commentary team: legendary singers Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet, who met through watching Eurovision, but haven’t seen each other since a scandal in the 90s.
What could possibly go wrong, other than… everything?
Or maybe, in falling apart, it’ll all fall back together…
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16 May 2023
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12 May 2023
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drift o'er the rolling hills, swim through the briny sea by offsammich
Fandoms: Detectorists (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Sep 2022
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In which Ed and Stede are still detectorists very much in love, and in which the things that are left behind only tell a part of the story.
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- Part 2 of Detectorists AU
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10 May 2023
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At the beginning of each month Stede comes into Ed's shop and gets a tiny, different colored star tattooed somewhere on his body. Stede never says why, and Ed never asks.
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- Part 1 of gold star & squiddy pie
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04 May 2023
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A plumbing emergency forces Stede to source a screwdriver from the nearest man on Grindr.
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28 Apr 2023
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Stede dotes on Ed in the bedroom. Ed sure as hell isn’t complaining, but it makes it hard for him to repay the favor. So he decides to create a few ground rules. It works out beautifully, and then even better when Stede breaks his leash.
_____________________“I only get to touch you three times?” Stede asks.
“Yup,” Ed says, “Say the word, and you get to touch me wherever you want, however you want, until I tell you to stop.”
“That sounds…” Stede hesitates, “Well it sounds quite difficult.”
“I have faith in you.”
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17 Apr 2023
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Ed's a small business owner having a midlife crisis; he gets stranded in a weird airport in the middle of the USA when his flight home to Auckland gets diverted. He doesn't know he's about to meet the love of his life.
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14 Apr 2023
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Stede Bonnet, after agreeing to tour the States for his ex-wife's gallery show, decides to spend his 48th birthday at Blackbeard's Bar & Grill, the local watering hole the crew has decided to frequent. With only three weeks left in their Boise part of the tour, they decided to party the night away with drinking, dancing, and... falling in love!?
Edward Teach, musician and turned bar owner, shows Stede a thing or two about line dancing. And so much more.
Based on fanart from @forrestfolke on Twitter (link in chapter one), but absolutely evolved into something so much bigger than a one shot. Updates every Friday (ideally lol) and follow me on Twitter (@gentlepanpirate) for more!!
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13 Apr 2023
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The Postman Always Rings Twice by ClaireGregory for emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Apr 2023
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Ed is just trying to deliver a package when he finds himself seduced by artist Mary Bonnet.
The next time he visits, he finds himself seduced by her husband instead, and discovers that he's stumbled into an unusual arrangement.
He's more than happy to follow their lead.
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09 Apr 2023
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Edward Teach is stuck in a dead-end IT job at Bonnet's Original Brine Pickle Company when he's told he's got to fire someone in the customer care department.
He DOESN'T expect it to be their heir to the Bonnet fortune.
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07 Apr 2023
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The Blessed Woman, 1723 by Parrlen, petrichorca for emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2023
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Mary and Ed have the hots for each other, and Doug has never forgotten how Stede pinned him to a table. When these four rip off the canvas shrouding their desires, they make magic. ✨ Sexy bisexual magic. ✨
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28 Mar 2023
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Ed has been nude modelling for five years. He's seen enough sketches of himself from every angle to know his body better than any lover has ever known it. He's reached a point in his career where he believes that he's seen everything that the artists sketching him have to offer.
That is until he meets Stede Bonnet, who draws his scars into constellations and makes them worth looking at.- Language:
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19 Mar 2023
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Ed’s shared his forest with a lot of people over the years. College kids, retirees, hermits. The young and the old. People who’ve missed their families desperately, and those who were grateful for a five month reprieve. He’s gained a few friends out of it, heard a lot of sob stories and a great deal of personal rants, but he’s never done this. He’s never fallen in love.
or: Day 148 of firewatch, from Ed's perspective.
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- Part 2 of seven point three miles
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07 Mar 2023
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Edward was a little bit of a stuffy, old fashioned name. And Teach, well, that made Stede think of a professor. And however silly that kind of assumption may be, when he had spotted this man’s name in the listings, he’d pictured a bespectacled man in a cardigan, not… Well.
Written for the tumblr prompt "nanny/single parent au".
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22 Feb 2023
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Stede Bonnet is an exhausted and heartsick anesthesiologist, stuck in a rut in his job and his marriage. When he meets a brilliant transplant surgeon after one of the worst cases of his life, he thinks everything might change.
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- Part 1 of surely you will be saved one day
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24 Jan 2023
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It’s Paris in the summer of 2024, and world-famous diving champion Ed Teach is representing New Zealand in what could be his final Olympics. After coming back from an almost career-ending injury he’s focussed everything he's got on winning gold at these Games, but when he meets Stede Bonnet—a first-time diving rival representing Barbados—at the infamous free condom handout and then discovers they're roommates, he’s suddenly got a lot more to think about.
As Ed’s synchronisation with his long-term diving partner Izzy Hands begins to falter and Stede struggles with his confidence, believing in each other might be the only thing that gets them both through. In between, they're going to take this brief, fated time together to connect in every possible way they can.
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- Part 1 of Love Beyond Borders
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24 Jan 2023
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Peach by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Jan 2023
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"Blackbeard's had his turn. Tell me what Ed likes about all of this."
"Some of it's the same," Ed says, reaching past Stede to hook his fingers through the leather garters he wore that first night they went to the arcades. "How it looks, feels. How sometimes it's like a secret handshake or something. Like when you see someone wearing the same band shirt in the street and you think oh shit, yeah, the world is actually pretty small, and people share things. I always liked that."
Just two not-boyfriends trying to figure out what they like.
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- Part 3 of Seaglass
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24 Jan 2023
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When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
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- Part 1 of We Belong Awake
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24 Jan 2023
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the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce by veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Jan 2023
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Ed's a time travelling soldier from the 22nd century. Stede's a gay nightclub owner in 1934 Berlin. They're about to fall for each other like a ton of bricks.
Also Spanish Jackie invented time travel, and Izzy's up to something bad, as per usual.
As Wee John would say, ‘Does it even make sense?’
Written for JanuAUry, day 16, prompts - time travel, 20th century
PLEASE read the notes for some content warnings before you read the fic.
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17 Jan 2023