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AO3 Ship Stats 2024 by centreoftheselights
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, No Fandom
02 Aug 2024
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The 2024 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.
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- Part 23 of AO3 Ship Stats
- Part 11 of AO3 Ship Stats: Main Data Series
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- English
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- 7,712
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 728
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- 4,559
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- 311
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- 344,931
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04 Aug 2024
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“D’you mind if we do this on the way?”
“... Do what?”
“The robbing bit. I’m happy to oblige, just sort of in a major hurry.” He peered nervously out the back window of the carriage. Nobody was coming down the road but it seemed like he thought there might be soon. “And it’s very roomy in here. Space enough for you to draw your sword, even, if you’d like.”
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28 Aug 2023
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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- English
- Words:
- 5,541
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 1,196
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- 22,240
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- 5,910
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- 145,277
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28 Aug 2023
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,774
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,097
- Kudos:
- 5,684
- Bookmarks:
- 1,726
- Hits:
- 63,118
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27 Aug 2023
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Snakes and Stones (Never Broke My Bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jun 2019
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“How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
“I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
“Everyone.”No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.
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- English
- Words:
- 4,554
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 422
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- 20,939
- Bookmarks:
- 2,782
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- 126,451
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20 Aug 2023
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,963
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 606
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- 23,305
- Bookmarks:
- 3,321
- Hits:
- 197,349
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17 Aug 2023
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,131
- Kudos:
- 32,469
- Bookmarks:
- 7,350
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- 329,880
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17 Aug 2023
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Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
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- English
- Words:
- 3,484
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 586
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- 18,382
- Bookmarks:
- 3,400
- Hits:
- 165,877
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15 Aug 2023
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let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale saw him sometimes in all-staff meetings, sitting toward the front but off to the side, lounging against a wall. Even then, he’d had style—wings tipped in gold and face painted with gold flakes in the pattern of the first constellation he designed. He was amazing, and eye-catching, and it was no exaggeration to say that he did not know Aziraphale even existed.
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- English
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- 5,043
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 454
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- 15,756
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14 Aug 2023
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London Book Shop Recommendations? by nothankyoudear
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jul 2023
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A.Z. Fell and Co. is recommended as a local London bookshop on a Reddit post. Chaos ensues when someone actually takes the recommendation and goes there, only to find that:
1. They don't get to buy books
2. The gentle bookshop owner apparently owns a giant python
And 3. The bookshop owner is 100% in love with his best friend with the sunglassesOR
Ineffable Husbands told through Reddit posts.
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12 Aug 2023
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Show/Tell by walkalittleline
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2019
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It took Aziraphale approximately five thousand nine hundred and forty-five years—give or take a few months—to fall in love. It didn’t take Crowley nearly as long.
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- English
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- 3,373
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 265
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- 15,455
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- 111,318
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11 Aug 2023
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 3,532
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- 48,520
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- 7,821
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- 383,620
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09 Aug 2023
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Set immediately post-episode 7. Ed and Stede play strip blackjack, the stockings stay on, and everybody wins.
For stephalina, my co-captain of the SS Stockings Stay On.
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14 Jan 2023
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Kinktober day 8-body worship/rimming/praise kink, and was this particular set of prompts made for these boys or what?!
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2022
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14 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet is a regular customer at Blackbeard's Bar and Grill. And Edward Teach is completely, stupidly in love with him. They're snowed in at an airport hotel two days before Christmas, and there's only one bed...
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- Part 1 of Make the Yuletide Gay
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03 Jan 2023
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“Stede.” Ed tilted his head closer, beard rasping along Stede’s jaw and that really oughtn’t to have been as titillating as it was, making him wonder how it would feel… elsewhere. “Mate. Don’t know about you, but things are getting a bit… urgent, if you get my drift.”
“Mm!” God, his hips were rocking, rubbing against Ed’s, and he couldn’t – didn’t – want to stop them. And the fingers. Fingers on his buttons. Offer and invitation and he nodded, pressing breathless, open mouthed kisses down the curve of Ed’s neck.
“C’n’you do me?” Ed breathed, tugging at Stede’s buttons.
Do him. Do for him. Do with him.
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28 Dec 2022
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Self-Indulgence by WearerOfFineThings for piratesleeves, cannonbelle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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Stede Bonnet, while aware of the activities on his ship, has never really attempted them himself.
After hearing the crew discuss it, a whole new world of possibilities opens up to him. Even more so once a certain pirate captain spends some time aboard.
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For Ky and Morg, who wanted more masturbation and first time fics <3- Language:
- English
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- 6,655
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- 3/3
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- 59
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- 504
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- 90
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- 4,664
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25 Dec 2022
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Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.
But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.
Ed's absolutely fine with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,122
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 1,106
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- 4,762
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- 1,222
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- 56,584
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18 Dec 2022
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The Gentleman Pirate's Guide to Seduction by vintagelilacs
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2022
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“I’m the Gentleman Pirate. I can’t go seducing my co-captain all willy nilly.” Courtship was an intricate process, after all.
“Then romance him first,” Oluwande said patiently. “Start with a simple smooch.”
"But... what if Ed finds me inadequate at kissing?" Stede had fulfilled his marital duties to Mary, but every kiss they’d shared had been stiff and perfunctory. He would hardly consider himself an expert at amorous conduct.
"Blackbeard will probably flog you," Black Pete said, ever helpful.
Lucius nodded. "Lash you with a tarred rope until your back is a gory mass of raw flesh, then rub beef-brine into your wounds."
Stede gulped. "You two seem to have put entirely too much thought into this."Or, the crew of the Revenge + Karl the Seagull assist Stede with his relationship woes.
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18 Dec 2022
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In which Stede is astonished by the existence of buttfucking, and Ed really needs a cup of tea.
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18 Dec 2022