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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

    Note: Chapter 4 (6775 words) is the social media epilogue, and can be disregarded if that's not your thing! :)

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    08 Oct 2026

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    ts is actually so funny omg

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    Hayden had been expecting this call for months.

    He had known somewhere deep within himself that it was coming, ever since the Centaurs' plane crashed and his best friend lost the love of his life – even if Hayden had never cared that much for the man himself.

    Watching Shane receive the news from J.J.'s careless mouth, watching him bend over at the waist like someone had scraped out his inner organs–

    Yeah, Hayden knew.

    He was weirdly proud of Shane for holding out this long.

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    01 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    if you want to cry, read this omg so good so sad

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    Yuna Hollander had her ducks in a row. She was put together, organized, and prepared for anything. So when she found herself at the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston with a broken wrist, a smashed phone, and no wallet, she was understandably flustered. Finding Ilya Rosanov in the ER waiting room was a completely different flavor of unexpected.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Photographer Ilya has been crushing on tattoo artist Shane who he has never even met for years. Until Svetlana bugs him when Shane posts a full day sitting up for grabs.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander works at a coffee shop, plays hockey, keeps his head down, and doesn’t ask questions he doesn’t need the answers to.

    So when a new regular starts showing up—quiet, watchful, Russian-accented, and conducting invitation-only meetings in the back—Shane notices. When that same man takes an unsettling interest in Shane’s closing shifts, his routines, and his safety, Shane does what feels sensible: he adjusts his behavior and keeps his mouth shut.

    Ilya Rozanov orders an Americano. He reads, but only in Russian. He worries when people work late alone.

    They are operating with very different definitions of danger.

    If he didn’t ask questions, he couldn’t be lied to.

    The rules were simple.

    1. Do not ask questions you don’t need the answer to.
    2. Do not share personal information freely.
    3. Do not be alone with Ilya Rozanov.
    4. Do not give him a reason to think you’re afraid.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    01 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so fucking funny
    smau
    coming out

  8. Rec 38

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    Damian would never admit it aloud, but Jonathan was right.

    He should have, in fact, faked an illness.

    Not that Jon told him to, his friend would never… but he had mentioned once about how one of his classmates pretended to be sick so he didn’t have to take a quiz, and how Lois once ‘sneakily’ told him he could lie to get out of PE if he was having a ‘bad control day’.

    Damian was about to have a bad control day if his classmates didn’t stop looking at him and whispering.

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    (Can be read as a standalone/spin off)

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Damian's grade goes on a field trip to Wayne Enterprises. Unfortunately, his father owns the company, and his older siblings have caught wind of it. He does not have a good time.

    Rated T+ because Damian says he's going to kill his siblings. They'll be fine. Probably.

    100% inspired by sophiasrant on tumblr, and the conversation between her and aroacefiverights in the comments of sophia's tumblr post.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    Finally, Peter thought, a field trip where nothing could go wrong. No spider bites or supervillains, and definitely no family embarrassment. Thank god WayneCorp had won the class vote over Stark Industries, or else things might be a little different.

    Also titled: Peter should carry around some wood to knock on because he keeps jinxing himself.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    No

     

    No way

     

    “Richard?”

     

    Dick was brought crashing back to his unfortunate reality by the call of his English teacher. His English teacher that was still holding that cursed piece of paper towards him.

    What was on this paper you may be asking? This paper so innocently disguised as a regular field trip permission slip?

     

    Gotham Academy annual field trip to Wayne Enterprises

     

    Parent signature here:

    Or-

    The "Peter Parker field trip to Stark Industries" trope but it's the Batkids instead

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    20 Apr 2025

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    19 Apr 2025

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    “Really though, Doctor.” Regulus crosses his arms, and the Doctor stops, tilting his head with a curious expression. “Who are you?”

     

    And, once again, the Doctor tells him.

     

    “You know when you’re a kid, and the adults tell you that the world is turning, but you just can’t bring yourself to believe it because it looks as though everything is standing still? Well, I can feel it.” He steps closer to Regulus, and takes hold of his hand, giving it a light squeeze. “I can feel the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1000 miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. And I can feel it. We’re falling through space, Regulus, you and me. We’re clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go…”

     

    The Doctor drops Regulus’ hand.

     

    “That’s who I am. Now, forget me, Regulus Black.”

    or;

    Doctor Who AU - James as the Doctor, Regulus as his companion. Time travelling, universe-exploring jegulus with plenty of angst but also happiness, I promise! You don't have to have seen the show to be able to read this (but you should, because it's an amazing show)

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Regulus knows he shouldn’t have agreed when his brother asked to visit him at the observatory. He should’ve made some excuse about grading papers or something. He knows he should've changed his mind when Sirius told him that he’d bring a friend. James to be clear. Regulus has seen him in a few photos and he has to admit, James is a very attractive man. Still, he should’ve said no, but he didn’t, and now as he hears footsteps up the stairs he’s panicking.

     

    Astrophysicist and Astrophysics Professor Regulus and Art gallery owner James
    DISCONTINUED DISCONTINUED DISCONTINUED DISCONTINUED

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    30 Aug 2023

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    You know how Joanne wrote that massive book franchise about those kids in the 70s growing up right before a big war and then its all terrible but also very comforting for no particular reason?
    me neither

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    26 Aug 2023

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    Sirius decides there's no better way to respond to a letter from his mother than with her own underhanded passive aggressive methods. If he happens to need the help of an extremely cute flower shop employee named Remus in order to do so, then really, where's the harm in that?

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    07 Jun 2023

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    The Black Brothers are known
    for their dramatic rivalry on and off the track.
    And both Remus Lupin, working at the pit stop,and James Potter, a newly added flag boy, know about it too.

    Despite the thick, heavy tension
    between the four of them, they have to
    rely on each other as they dodge flashing lights,
    snuff out rats and swerve sharp corners that seem to follow everywhere they go, no matter where they hide.

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    illegal street racing / f1 driving marauders au

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    06 Jun 2023

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