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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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04 Oct 2025
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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04 Aug 2025
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You're a cop. You're a disco superstar. You're Garrett J. Hawke, and you came here to make Lowtown Harbor your bitch.
Unfortunately, you may have discoed a little too close to the sun, and now there's a few inconvenient details you can't remember anymore. Like how you got here, or why you're here in the first place, or who you even are.
There's also a dead body floating in the harbor, and apparently you are the detective who's supposed to figure out why it's there. Tensions are rising. The City of Chains will have her due. It looks like your smokin' hot finger guns are about to get a whole lot of action.
The Disco Elysium AU of Dragon Age 2 you never knew you needed. Written for the 2024 Dragon Age Create-a-Thon! Go Team Free Marches!
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- Part 1 of Kirkwall Fever
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- English
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- 10/10
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16 Oct 2024
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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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23 Jul 2024
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25 Mar 2024
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Roll for sex: Natural one - critical failure by Gally
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Mar 2024
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Astarion and Karlach have a problem. A sexy problem. Wait no. A sex problem. That’s worse. Despite trying and trying Astarion FOR SOME ODD REASON (hrm! what ever could it be???) is having difficulties with the whole not having a Bad Time during sex aspect of well, sex. This is one of his “failure” times. So! He has decided Karlach has obviously had enough of him and wants to leave for better options. He is wrong! Karlach has to make him see this. CAN SHE SUCCEED? Fancy-boy vs Fire-girl, battle of words is on!
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- Part 7 of During Canon BG3 - Fancyboy and Firegirl
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- English
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- 1/1
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24 Mar 2024
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A dead woman in an alley, a girl with a thousand faces, a fiancé with blood on his hands, a wealthy family with an agenda, and the two detectives who would solve the case at any cost.
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- 5/5
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11 Jul 2022
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Harry finds himself in the liminal space between Martinaise and actually having to be Harry Du Bois again. He needs to return to his apartment, and his job, and his life, but the prospect is terrifying; everything that was once him is everything he can't allow himself to be ever again. Kim helps him make the transition, and Harry pines wildly over him. They eat food and talk about the homo-sexual underground. Harry tries not to cry a lot.
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11 Jul 2022
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various comics, some using canon text from the book and some of my own writing!
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01 Jul 2021
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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16 Mar 2018
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What in the hell kind of name for an alias is Matches?
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- Part 13 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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07 Mar 2018
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Last night I dreamt of you - you were beautiful, amidst a sky of blue
Fine, just the once.
(Or: Someone gives Fray the chance to say goodbye.)
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- Part 7 of Obsidian Heart Mix
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06 Aug 2017
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I heard a song the other day, it reminded me of the way I loved you (and how I never got to say that to you)
The ability isn't called Soul Eater for no reason.
(Or: how to deal with the realization that the part of you that was once someone else is in love with someone you met for the first time today.)
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- Part 1 of Obsidian Heart Mix
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31 Jul 2017
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Saviour of the Dreaming Dead (Obsidian Heart Mix) by Starcrossedsky
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
31 Jul 2017
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And it seems this is the life I was fated to lead, dreams dead in the water (and you oughta let them pass)
Don't neglect the heart.
(Or, how to deal with your grief deciding to grow legs and a face of its own; sooner or later, you knew you would have to deal with it. Probably by punching it in the face.)
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- Part 2 of Obsidian Heart Mix
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31 Jul 2017
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Stocke isn't the only one who's left a trail of dead and broken timelines behind him.
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08 Sep 2016
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Five pairs of Royal Family siblings who had to go through the Ritual (and the one pair who finally broke the horrible cycle). Huge spoilers for the end of the game.
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08 Sep 2016
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Persephone's Waltz by ErinPtah
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
08 Feb 2013
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The more times she fails to save Madoka, the more desperate Homura gets...until kidnapping her and locking her in a basement until Walpurgisnacht is over stops sounding like such a crazy idea.
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- 20/20
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06 May 2016
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Telimezh has devoted himself to the Emperor's service, but he has always kept something back- a secret that he fears, if exposed, would strip him of every honour.
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03 Mar 2016
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but I will hold as long as you like by roachpatrol
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
03 Mar 2016
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“Is he frightened of me?” she asks abruptly, impolitely, when the secretary finds her still in the courtyard, lopping the blooms off of rosebushes with her sword.
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03 Mar 2016
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A Long, Dark Teatime With A Spirit by scribblingTiresias
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
18 Jan 2016
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Varric can't sleep. Cole wants to help, but isn't quite sure how. 1800 words.