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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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01 Dec 2025
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oh I swear the tags will give it all away but nevermind
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25 Nov 2025
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“How do you feel about fisting?”
Zoro stared at him, blinked, and shrugged. “I don’t feel any type of way about it. Why?”
Sanji had cut into the carrots with more force than necessary, saying, “I wanna try that. With you.” Because when negotiating, you can’t show weakness or uncertainty.
But Zoro, like it’s not a big deal, said, “Okay.”
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- Part 2 of Somno Sanzo
- Part 5 of Agnes writes SanZo
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25 Nov 2025
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Right Before Dawn by fagtastico
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
22 Jul 2024
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Zoro hums, seemingly half asleep already, followed by a quiet mumble, “like to see you first thing in the morning.”
Sanji almost drops his knife, and Zoro very clearly laughs at the sputter he lets out. Ohhh, he’s going to kill him. How fucking dare he.
Zoro comes down to the kitchen after a few long nightshifts, and Sanji kind of loses his mind.
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25 Nov 2025
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Pool Party by FayeHunter
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
12 Aug 2024
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Sanji needs his pool cleaned. Good thing he has his young, hot neighbor Zoro to help with it...and other things
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- Part 1 of Pool Party
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20 Nov 2025
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Waylon Park is held in Mount Massive for two weeks before the Walrider disaster.
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13 Nov 2025
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Bigfoot; a large, hairy, ape-like creature, supposedly found in north-western America, despite not a single tangible piece of evidence proving its existence. Definitely a myth. Definitely not something worth going into the woods to research.
But then, why did the forest feel so foreboding, and who was skulking around their tents at night? For Miles, the answer was obvious. For Waylon, not so much. What he saw out there in the shadows was definitely human.
Somehow, that made it even worse.
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11 Nov 2025
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“Pay attention. Did you like it?”
Zoro checks his memory for what the hell they were talking about.
“…The drink?”
“No,” Sanji groans. “The knife stuff, the knives, the cool flashy knife stuff. I did it-“
He stops himself from finishing the thought, mouth sinking into a frown.
“Well, if you don’t know then I won’t tell you.”
Or: a night of Sanji’s skilled knife work, blue margaritas, and slow dancing in the moonlight
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06 Nov 2025
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The Bright Green Taste of Soap by ladyhoneydarlinglove
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Nov 2024
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“Cook,” Zoro said, in a voice filled with what could only be described as childish glee, “what does cilantro taste like to you?”
Sanji attempted to scoff, but his discomfort over how utterly thrilled Zoro looked right now made it come out more like a pouty huff. “What the fuck do you think, mosshead?” he asked. “It’s cilantro. It tastes like soap. Or can you not tell that because the algae in your brain has spread to your taste buds?”
In which Sanji is mildly devastated to learn he can’t properly taste cilantro, and Zoro proves surprisingly helpful in the kitchen.
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04 Nov 2025
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An onslaught of medical jargon Sanji can’t make sense of continues from Chopper, but he’s able to make out the word “surgery,” which is enough to send a fresh wave of nausea through him. Robin is performing CPR, blood oozing out of Zoro’s chest with each compression and blood smearing on her chin from each rescue breath.
Nami slaps Sanji’s face.
It’s so familiar and jarringly associated with his affection for her in his head that his distraction breaks completely. The hurricane around him mutes and he can only see Nami in the eye of the storm.
“GET A FUCKING GRIP, SANJI!” She roars. “I don’t know what to do when someone’s going into shock and Chopper is busy!”
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Or, post-Thriller Bark, Sanji and Zoro reckon with what happened while being so mad at each other and themselves that they might just have to kiss about it.
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04 Nov 2025
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The tragedy of being a pirate while also wanting to have a meaningful first sexual experience with someone of importance was this: it was statistically unlikely to ever happen.
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01 Nov 2025
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downfell? more like down in their feelings by Walberthus
Fandom: Legends of Avantris (Web Series), Once Upon a Witchlight
08 Jan 2025
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will prob just be a two part series (maybe more well shall see)
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20 Oct 2025
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Sanji is awakened from his slumber by what feels like a devastating sea wave. Zoro joins him in bed, supplying “I was cold” as his reason.
Something about that doesn’t sit right with Sanji.
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14 Oct 2025
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Talented Tongue by miss_pebbles
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
22 Sep 2025
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It starts with one offhand comment in the middle of a battle:
Our swordsman has quite the talented tongue.
She even winks—winks!—and suddenly Robin’s words have shaken Sanji’s worldview indefinitely.
Later, he finds out that apparently everyone on this goddamn ship has kissed the idiot mosshead at least once.
Everyone.
Except him.
And now it’s driving him mad.
Because of course he wants to try—just to see what the big deal is, obviously.
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06 Oct 2025
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on my back in the middle seat (of your big red truck kicking up my feet) by stanshika
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Sep 2025
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Sanji had been waiting for about fifteen minutes now, which was too long, when Zoro only lived five minutes away. Which meant he’d either gotten lost or fallen back asleep. Sanji hoped it was the former.
If Zoro had fallen back asleep, then Sanji would have to deal with his stupid emotions on his own, which was something he didn’t want to do.
He supposed he could’ve called Usopp. Or Nami. They had cars, they’d come. But Sanji didn’t want them to see him like this, and if he was being truly honest, didn’t even want Zoro to see him like this—but out of everyone, Zoro felt like the safest bet.
Zoro was something guaranteed and normal—something familiar. He was always around Sanji these days, the two of them hanging out with each other when the rest of the gang couldn’t. He also wasn’t the type to look down on Sanji, had always insisted that they were equals. The rest of the gang would’ve looked at him in pity or something akin to that.
With Zoro, Sanji knew he was in good hands because Zoro knew him like the back of his hand and wouldn’t do anything to upset him, even unintentionally.
Or, Sanji has the worst day possible and immediately goes to Zoro for help.
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05 Oct 2025
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“Don’t pull out.”
Zoro pauses in his motions and looks down at the man beneath him who is flushed a pretty pink. Whether still from their very recent rigorous activities or the unusual request, he has no idea. Probably a little of both.
A smirk curls his lips. “Oh? What happened to ‘I don’t want your dick inside me longer than it has to be’, huh, Curls?”
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Their arrangement was supposed to be casual. Zoro's never done anything casual in his life, though.Bookmarked by no-wifi-in-dereks-loft (no_wifi_in_Trost)
05 Oct 2025
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“You know what?” Sanji tells the room at large, a cigarette clamped firmly between his teeth as he tries to steady his nerves, while simultaneously waiting for his impending doom. “I’m just going to come right out and say it, this is entirely my own fault.”
His companion stirs next to him, his shoulders rising and falling to show he’d heard Sanji, even though his sole remaining eye stays focused on the image in front of them. “That tracks,” he says easily. “Most things usually are.”
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03 Oct 2025
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I wanna let myself feel the whole of you and maybe you'll let yourself feel it too by macabrekawaii
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
13 Jun 2025
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A bonfire, a van, a kiss that tastes like salt and sugar and the sharp edge of being seen. Law’s body has always been something to endure, to explain, but Luffy doesn’t see Law as a problem, he wants, and Law lets himself be wanted. Maybe letting his friends set him up isn't so bad.
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24 Sep 2025
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“Zoro,” Sanji breathes, shaking Zoro and wincing at the pained grunt he gets in response. “At least let me know you’re alive.”
There’s a beat, a long agonising beat, and then Zoro groans. “Fuck off, Cook.”
Sanji can’t stop his relieved laugh.
Or, nothing is worse than waking up to find oneself stuck in an impenetrable absolute-justice cell.
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Bookmarked by no-wifi-in-dereks-loft (no_wifi_in_Trost)
15 Sep 2025
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The Bride by ThereAndGone for reapersun
Fandoms: Outlast (Video Games), The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
01 Nov 2020
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When Waylon’s plans with his friends backfire and the only solution for their final weekend of college fun is a trip to a cabin in the woods with Jeremy-fucking-Blaire, Waylon had half a mind to bail. But these were his friends, and this was supposed to be their time together, Jeremy or not. So what if the place was straight out of a horror game. So what if the basement was filled with creepy antiques that made him feel uneasy and uncomfortably excited. He was committed. He was going to make the most of it.
He just hadn’t anticipated the murder. The death. The man covered in blood with a knife and dressed as a horrible groom.
And he definitely hadn’t anticipated the insidious pull the man had on him, like Waylon was hearing dark wedding bells and they rang all for him.
Heavily inspired by reapersun’s Cabin in the Woods AU comic.
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Bookmarked by no-wifi-in-dereks-loft (no_wifi_in_Trost)
08 Sep 2025