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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “They found a body,” Clyde said at lunch, scrolling through his phone as Tweek and Craig placed their trays down in tandem at the usual lunch table.

    “That Mike kid?” Craig asked.

    “Don’t know yet,” Clyde answered, scrolling intently at his phone.

    Tolkien frowned. “Jesus. How many people are going to go missing or die before this gets solved?”

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    A sort of paranormal au.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    When Tweek and Craig are suddenly thrust into a "relationship" for the town's amusement, Tweek if forced to face the confusing thoughts and feelings he's been having towards his friend. But when it comes to everyone either obsessing or sulking over them, perhaps pretending to be together isn't such a bad thing after all?

    That is, until Tweek realizes that maybe he's not pretending so much anymore.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    “You don’t have to ask,” says Craig. “You can just kiss me.”

    “I don’t want to just kiss you,” Tweek replies. “I want you to want me to kiss you.”

    ((AKA: A sexual encounter sparks repressed memories of childhood abuse. Reeling from this secret that is too dark to tell, Craig begins to sink in the wreckage. His friends work hard to pull him out.))

    ((A story about intimacy in the wake of trauma, friendships in unlikely places, and all the ways people show they care.))

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    19 Dec 2025

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    "There are three sides to every story: my side, your side, and the truth.
    And no one is lying.
    Memories shared serve each differently."
    - Robert Evans

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    16 Dec 2025