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    ”Touchy,” Cas comments with a small smirk. ”Wife at home listening in on your conversation with your… subordinates?”
    ”First of all, don’t have one of those either,” Dean ticks off, leaning forward off the wall, challenging Novak. The elevator ride will be over soon, and maybe they’ll just have forgotten about it next morning. ”Second of all, look. I’m friggin’ tired, dude, so let’s save it for the morning. Alright, sweetpea?”

    Or: It's a terrible life and Dean is a pretty awful manager and Cas hates working for him; the hate is very much reciprocated. It’s also not that great when the elevator suddenly stops working while they’re riding it and they get trapped together for an hour. Or maybe it is. Maybe Dean just needs to learn to let loose.

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    "Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
    And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?"

    Or: Dean finds a crate of forgotten records in the bunker, Sam explains the theme of marriage in 60’s love songs, and Castiel considers his options.

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    ”When will you explain your handy dandy powers?” he asks, still studying the walls around them, dark and grimy. ”And more importantly, are they good for kicking ass?”
    ”You talk a lot,” Thunderbird points out.
    Only when I’m nervous, Dean doesn’t say. You’re very hot and very strong and it makes me very nervous.
    ”Someone’s gotta,” he gruffs instead.

    or: Dean is known on the streets as Demonblade, superhero extraordinaire, when he gets paired up with the other mysterious vigilante of the city, going by the name of Thunderbird. To solve a crime haunting generations they have to learn to work together. It's just too bad Thunderbird is so annoying. It’s too bad Dean is head over heels in love with him.

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    ”Can you explain what you said?”
    ”Her deceit is still in the conversation rectangles,” Castiel explained solemnly before Sam pulled the phone towards himself. ”I asked her to tell Dean I love him, and. She said that. Exactly that. I should have said you, but I certainly don’t think of Siri in these ways. She could have misinterpreted."

    or: Dean gives Castiel an iPhone and he slowly, confusedly, becomes acquainted with the Siri function. Why does she not do what he tells her to do?

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    ”I’m Louis.” He gives it a shake and a squeeze. ”Your very friendly neighbour.”
    ”With the very friendly cows,” Harry adds, and Louis huffs a laugh.

    or: Harry is a struggling author that moves to the Yorkshire countryside over the summer to escape the same city routine. He doesn't expect to meet a lovely farmer that makes future decisions very hard to make.

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    Castiel shifts where he’s standing. ”It seems that, once, I came to visit you at an unceremonious time,” he continues raspily. ”When you were alone and watching something on the TV, that we’re not supposed to watch when other people are in the room.”

    or: Dean finds Castiel in the motel room with a cowboy hat and it’s so not okay

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    A shitpost drabble about a domestic French toast breakfast when everything is very regular until it suddenly isn’t.
    Or: the one when Cas has sass

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    Eddie might as well call 911; Richie has stolen his heart and he’s getting away with it, too.

    or: in a world without a killer clown, richie invites the losers to see a movie about a killer doll. unfortunately, only eddie goes with him.

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    But this, making Harry smile even when he’s so close to tears, when Louis knows he just, too, lost everything he had; this must be truly living.

    or: The one when Louis is kind of Ross and Harry is kind of Rachel. Harry, the runaway groom, moves in with Liam, who's a great host. Niall lives across the hall, Zayn is very seductive, and Louis is suddenly reminded of the young love he lost a decade ago.
    (You don’t have to have seen Friends to read/understand this.)

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    “Hey.”
    Phil reaches over the counter. Leaning one elbow on it, he puts a finger underneath Dan’s chin, gently tilts his head back up. Dan tries not to tremble. He darts his eyes up and they catch at his lips, stay there as he speaks. (He wants to taste them so bad.)
    “I don’t know what kind of people you’re friends with,” he starts, “but if they aren’t nice to you, maybe you should consider switching them out for some that are.”

    or: it's 1978, everything is a bad influence, catholicism makes you a bit sad sometimes and dan finds the answer to all his questions

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    ”You’re- the nanny?”
    Louis’ picture of a nanny, prior to calling in, honestly, had been like that lady he used to see on the telly with a pedantic knot of hair, tiny glasses and a suit reading don’t-even-think-about-it.
    His picture of this guy from his phone call… he hadn’t quite had the time to picture. But it certainly wasn’t wavy, perfectly-groomed chestnut hair and high-waisted trousers with the shirt tucked in.

    or: louis is a chaotic dad with chaotic twins and is in immense need of a nanny

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    And then, the girl opposite her smiles. She smiles, and it’s not even because of the little devil horns on her headband and the red tail stuck through her belt loop, but it’s still absolutely devilish, and Harry’s heart absolutely does backflips into outer space and back.

    or: harry experiences a ghastly surprise of ghoulish delights when louis, the girl she’s been looking at during the halloween party, turns out to be not just a regular girl. well, thing is, she’s not even human.

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    Sirius looks at the collar again. Then at Remus. ”That?” He takes it with his other hand and measures it across his neck. Remus swallows. ”Moony,” he murmurs with all the cleverness gone. ”That’s the most inappropriate dog collar I’ve ever seen.”

    or: an idiots to lovers fic (when Remus realises he is in fact just as big of an idiot as Sirius)

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    The girl opposite her smiles, devilishly, and it’s not even because of the little devil horns on her headband, or the red tail stuck through her belt. Harry’s heart absolutely does backflips into outer space and back.

    or: an exactly 666 words long spooky kooky tale of two girls at a halloween party

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    Harry’s a coffee barista with nothing really going on for him except for the occasional flirting with, some, particularly hot male customers. But when a new guy starts coming in, he suddenly doesn’t know what to make out of any single situation anymore.

    or: Harry is a hot mess. Liam is a brilliant roommate. Niall is a wise lesbian co-worker. Clifford is a good boy. Louis is a bad boy. Circumstances are bizarre.

    Translated to Russian: Прочтите на русском
    Translated to Spanish: Leerlo en español

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    It just feels weird to not be able to tell his own mum about how nervous yet over the fucking moon happy he is right now, because this tape isn’t for neither Niall nor Liam. It’s for, well.
    It’s for Harry bloody Styles. The boy that makes his insides feel like sunshine.

    Or: It’s 1988, and Louis has to make a mixtape for Harry

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    It’s better to just stay away. So he does. He tries his very best to.
    It’s just weird when you can’t be happy for someone. When you can’t encourage their achievements anymore, because they did it alone or with someone else, when it was supposed to be with you.
    Harry was supposed to always be with Louis.

    or: if you love someone, set them free. if they don't come back, text them when you're drunk.

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    In a haze of deodorant and hairspray, he thinks he pulled himself together fairly alright given the circumstances. So what he got some like, what, a week’s growth worth of scruff maybe, clutching his paper cup of tube-tea like it’s his lifeboat, but. He thinks it’s a good enough excuse for being 10 minutes late.
    He checks his phone.
    15 minutes. He’s going to be 15 minutes late to his first yoga class with some dickhead named Harry Styles.

    or: louis is forced to join harry's yoga class. the class is terrible but harry isn't.

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    And Louis decides, as the boy slowly starts backing away with that cheeky grin lighting up that whole stupidly beautiful face, that he should sue him for emotional abuse just for the fact his pecs stretch the fabric of his shirt like that alone. He really should. He might even win the case.
    Fuck.

    or: they're all 19. louis is a twink, harry is a frat boy hunk. harry for some reason wants his makeup done for pride, and louis is just trying so very hard to stay clear of all alleged fuckboys this year.

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    The thing is.
    The thing is, Zayn never thought he had a thing for older guys. Hell, scratch that. He never thought he had a thing for guys, period, seal the envelope and devour it in flames. Boys never really exited the friendzone in his set of mind - never really tried to, either, if he’s being completely honest - and therefore were just always just left at, like. The bro-level. Left in the brozone and never brought up and re-considered for any other options.
    Though, he supposes, Liam never really was his bro.

    or: Zayn is 16, Louis is his best friend, Louis has a hot athletic step brother, Liam is not a helpful hot athletic step brother.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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