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Vincent Whittman has never hesitated to eliminate a problem. Then he meets Alastor Clair, and hesitation becomes the problem.
Or: in the late 1940s, Vincent is transferred to a broadcasting station in New Orleans. Things spiral from there.
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17 Aug 2026
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Embrace Hope, Ye Who Enter Here ( Our Hazbin Hotel! ) by Str8_Rat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse - Fandom
17 Aug 2026
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When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.
Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.
Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic
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I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.
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14 Aug 2026
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“Anyone who touches my Vox with their filthy hands will have them removed.”
“Anyone who dares to talk to my Vox in a casual way will have no tongue to speak in that manner.”
“And anyone who dares come between me and my Vox will have their screams broadcast throughout all of Pride Ring.”
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Basically if Alastor agrees to the partnership with Vox... plus Yandere Alastor and he is obsessed with Vox.
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09 Aug 2026
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Vincent knew Alastor didn’t love him. Despite what most thought, Vincent wasn’t stupid. However, he was naive enough to make himself believe in a fantasy that would never come true.
“Marry me.”
Vincent’s breath hitched.
“What?”
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- Part 1 of He’s my man
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07 Aug 2026
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“Lucifer and Lilith,” Vox explained smugly, “the royal power couple of Hell. United front, matching crowns, happily ruling the whole damn board.” His screen glowed brighter.
“And us?” Vox said stating facts. “we’re going to be reduced to spectators.”
Vox continued.
“If you’re done playing house at the hotel with a broken staff and unpredictable powers, I suggest you hear my proposal.”
Alastor raised an eyebrow.
“That’s rich. If this is another one of your stupid partnership ideas, it’s a hard pass for me. I don’t feel like failing.”
Vox gave him a wide smirk...
“Marry me.”
____After a humiliating defeat leaves Vox stripped of his body and influence, and Alastor stuck plotting his way back to power, the two bitter rivals stumble upon a ridiculous solution: a political marriage.
Unfortunately, the longer they play the part… the harder it becomes to tell where the game ends.*This story takes place after the events of Season 2. In this universe, Rosie did not fix Alastor’s staff.
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05 Aug 2026
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Alastor, after living alone for so many years, has become curious about having a relationship but only one of the candidates actually wants him.
That one is Vox who currently has a boyfriend: Valentino.
Alastor is trying to get Vox’s attention he even creates an anonymous account on VOXNET.
@1933fm:
The only thing I’ve been following lately is a certain television star’s posts. He’s both irritating and strangely enjoyable to watch. I suppose that counts as a compliment.This was nonsense. What am I doing, he thought. The Radio Demon has opened an anonymous account on social media and is trying to get Vox’s attention. This might be the lowest point of my life.
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05 Aug 2026
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While Vox lies to himself and everyone around him by saying he’s over Alastor, Alastor is writhing in agony from his love and jealousy.
Who’s the pathetic one now?
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04 Aug 2026
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When Alastor had first felt a new radio frequency infringe on his own, he had followed it with the expectation that he would find some up and coming Overlord with a death wish.
Instead, he found a sinner that reeked of sunlight and life and had a peculiar box atop his head.
When Vox woke up after his ill-fated sermon, there were many things he expected. For it to be a horrible nightmare, for him to be in the hospital… to be in Hell.
What he didn’t expect was to come face to face with what appeared to be a weird mix between a man and a deer.
Neither of them expected that this meeting would change both of their afterlives for good. Neither expected just how close they would get.
And neither expected just how it would end.
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- Part 1 of Number Stations
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03 Aug 2026
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Vincent Whittman had never been the type to indulge in his most forbidden fantasies or deepest desires.
Why should he?
He already had everything that he could ever possibly need. The money, the fame, the women—what more could a man of his status ask for?
He was satisfied.
Or, at least, that’s what he had thought.
That all changed the night he met Alastor.
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Vincent and Alastor met in the most unlikely of places—a dingy queer bar in the middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania. And from the very first moment Vincent laid eyes on him, he was addicted.
Addicted to his charm. Addicted to his voice. Addicted to his magnetic presence.
And now that he’d had a taste—
He wanted more.
AKA my first attempt at writing a MurderMedia fanfic. This was originally supposed to be a oneshot, but I got a little carried away…
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02 Aug 2026
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New York, 2026.
It’s Vincent Whittman’s final year with the Hazbin Hounds, one of the greatest hockey teams in New York history. As the team’s center for five years of his career, he promises himself that this will be the HH’s best season yet, in honor of his farewell.
Despite everything, Lucifer Morningstar, the team’s coach, says that now they’ll have to share the rink with his wife Lilith’s ice skating team, after much insistence from his own daughter, Charlie. What could have been a nightmare in Vincent’s life (since a Morningstar is already unbearable enough on its own) ends up becoming the best thing ever when he meets the most talented pair on Lilith’s team: Rosalie Beaumont and Alastor Hartfelt.Bookmarked by shralavacake
02 Aug 2026
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The Blurry Line Between Nuisance and Opportunity by MrEvilside
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Aug 2026
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A month after Vox’s failed takeover of Heaven, Alastor asks him to meet at their old rendezvous.
Little does Vox know that this is a––date?!
Vox tells himself he only wants to find out what Alastor is up to, and thwart his plans. Alastor thinks he only wants to take advantage of Vox’s obsession with him.
They both get more than they bargained for.
From Part I: ‘I would have indulged you, you know?’ Alastor commented, not bothering to acknowledge Vox’s need to “attend to actual business”. ‘If you’d been honest with me that day.’ Alastor surged forward again, as inevitable as a tidal wave, until his mouth was once again close enough to make Vox’s breath catch. ‘But you chose to feed me one of your silly little lies and ask me to become business partners.’
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01 Aug 2026
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Charlie took a deep breath. “We believe Vox committed suicide. The Vees have given their statement. They say he became increasingly unstable during his campaign, but snapped after Alastor tricked him into breaking their deal. The suicide was not premeditated, but impulsive.”
Alastor tried to force himself to move, but the electric signals firing in his brain weren’t reaching his limbs. He wanted to scream, but the air was trapped in his chest. Every cell in his body was dying, the blood stagnating under his skin, unshed, unwept. He turned the words over in his head. Suicide. Dead. Vox is dead. Vox committed suicide. Dead, dead, dead. Vox is dead? Dead. Suicide. He killed himself. He’s gone. Dead. None of it stuck long enough to process. The moment the thought entered his mind it flitted away like a bird, clean and transparent and intangible, little ghosts sliding through his fingers.
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Or, an alternate ending to S2 where everything is the same except Vox dies before Valentino can rip his head off. Alastor is left alone to deal with the aftermath and confront what Vox actually meant to him, and why his loss is so devastating.
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31 Jul 2026
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Vox achieves what he had wanted for so long: with his angelic bomb, he blows up and kills most of Hell's population. But just as he thinks everything is finally over, that only emptiness will remain in his consciousness, he finds himself waking up in a tiny apartment... a very familiar one. He remembers this place—it was his room 70 years ago.
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Without understanding why, Vox is given a second chance after blowing everything up. He ends up traveling back in time to the day before he made the biggest mistake of his life: offering Alastor a partnership. Determined not to repeat that mistake, he decides to distance himself from Alastor. But fate has other plans.
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27 Jul 2026
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Shark Scents and Stupid Plushies by accidentiallyaddictedtoart
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Aug 2026
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"It wasn’t until then, when the last of the alcohol was burned off by his systems, fans running overtime to keep him from overheating under his sweater-vest, that he was able to fully take in the man beside him.
The Radio Demon. Tall. Exceptionally red. (-Beautiful-). The most powerful sinner in Hell. Deadly.
And currently, wobbling on his long legs like a newborn fawn. "
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After a long night of drinking and bloodshed after the latest extermination, Vincent finds himself caring for a spectacularly drunk Radio Demon. Shenanigans ensue, attempts of an offer are made, and plushies are discovered in Hell, a place where no one expected softness. With too many drinks in his system and pheromones tempting his impeccable control, Alastor must admit to himself that perhaps the annoying little box's presence isn't as bad as he thought.
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A fluffy fic based off of my Radiostatic comic series on tumblr.
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27 Jul 2026
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No one has seen the Radio Demon for a week.
It’s been a week since Adam attacked, and Vox can’t let it go.
OR Vox pulls Alastor out of the airwaves—and straight into his bedroom.
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27 Jul 2026
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It’s 1952 and freshly departed media darling, Vincent Whittman, wants to bring television to Hell. However, for some reason, the mysterious, faceless, tyrannical Radio Demon is determined to stand in his way.
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26 Jul 2026
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There won't be anyone else to keep up appearances in front of. No Vees. No VoxTek. No reporters. No war against heaven. Just Vox and Alastor.
After Alastor's antics grind VoxTek's production to a halt, Vox is forced to remove him from the premises for the weekend, leaving the two stuck with each other until further notice.
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- Part 1 of Wouldn't it be Nice?
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19 Jul 2026
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Getting away with murder is a form of art in and of itself, and like all art forms, there are unwritten rules that one must follow to truly become a master. But what happens when these rules are broken?
Alastor Hartfelt and Vincent Whittman are both serial killers, but they don’t kill for the same reason. After working as a radio host for two decades, Alastor received a job offer so prestigious that he has no choice but to leave his beloved city of New Orleans behind. There he encounters Vincent, a rising star in the world of television and the most insufferable man he’s ever met. The two entertainers (and serial killers) quickly fall into a high-tension workplace rivalry.
They stay like that for months, until an unexpected series of events leads to them bonding in ways they never would have seen coming.
In a tale that spans thirteen years, follow along as these two serial killers are thrown into a life of suspense, heartache, longing, and love, and maybe even become better people along the way.
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- Part 1 of The Art Of Murder
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18 Jul 2026
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Vincent Whittman wanted Alastor, the radio star, dead.
Vox wanted Alastor for himself.
Now they're routinely stuck in the same body, fighting over who gets to make the first move—and Alastor has no idea why this strange man keeps switching between wanting to stab him and wanting to woo him.
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AU in which the Might of Lilith blows, and Vox finds himself in an alternate timeline, back in the past with the opportunity to possess the body of his younger human self whenever he pleases.Bookmarked by shralavacake
16 Jul 2026
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Four years after the end of World War II, army veteran turned news broadcaster Vincent Whittman and known neuropsychotic Alastair Hartfelt form an uneasy and mistrustful partnership over their shared 'hobbies'.
Why kill off your coworkers alone when you can do it with company?
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16 Jul 2026
