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"Stilinski, he's too old for you. You're still in high school."
"I'm eighteen! And Derek's not that much older than me," he retorted.
Finstock looked at Derek again with narrowed eyes. "Are you kidding me? That face has a mortgage. HEY! You! With the five o'clock shadow! Get the fuck outta here or I'm coming at you with a lacrosse stick! Don't think I won't!"
Practice came to a standstill as every single one of Stiles' teammates stopped to stare at Derek. Scott, who had werewolf powers and could probably sense when Derek sneezed a mile away, tried and failed to look like he hadn't been aware that Derek was there the entire time.
"Oh my God." Stiles dragged his nails through his hair, grimacing. This was what dying of embarrassment felt like. His face felt like it was on fire. Surely he couldn't hold this temperature for long.
He glanced at Derek, mortified, and Derek proceeded to—clench his jaw and start stalking towards them—Jesus Christ—
---Coach Finstock sees Derek looming near the lacrosse field and assumes he's a creep. His opinion doesn't change when Stiles tells him that Derek's his boyfriend. Stiles tries his best to mediate.
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22 Aug 2025
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Three years Stiles has been gone. Three years, and then out of the blue he shows up on Derek's front porch, bloody and bruised and in need.
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28 Jun 2024
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They find a home version of the Newly Wed game and Eddie drags Steve into it, thinking he could impress Nancy with his answers. Too bad Nancy isn't the one Steve wants.
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16 Jun 2024
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08 May 2024
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“That place is way haunted, Lis." Taffy says this as if she's imparting some arcane wisdom upon her, not the town's only urban legend. She even develops the same spooky cadence that everyone uses to tell it: “On a dark, stormy night... under the full moon... lightning will strike Bachelor's Grove! And all of those sad-sack singles will rise from the dead to take a living bride and drag her, kicking and screaming, back down into the earth. For eternity.”
Kicking and screaming — yeah, right. Being whisked off to spend eternity with a man who desires her enough to claw his way out of the grave isn't what Lisa would call a horror story. Quite the contrary.
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15 Apr 2024
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Angel Dust was a lot of things.
The best porn star in all seven rings.
A talented stripper with legs for days.
The number one coked-up, dick-sucking demon that won the XXX award three years in a row over that skank, Tiffany Titfucker.
But one thing that people don’t know about Angel is that he is smart. Yeah, he was good at being fucked and sucking dick, but he also had a brain.
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05 Apr 2024
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Each entry is complete and exists (mostly) independent of each other.
You can download volume one through four here
This series is:
- Not Team Cap friendly.
- Has no particular order because besides having the Post-CW timeline in common, none of them are actually (intentionally) connected at the time of their posting
- Uses headcanons some of which are mentioned in the beginning of the fic or simply tagged
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- I'm socially inept but I have recently started replying to comments
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23 Mar 2024
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Sleep deprivation, an overly affectionate disposition, and a petty ass attitude do not mix well. Tony knows better.
He blames the sleep deprivation the most.
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- Part 26 of Who's been lovin' you good?
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11 Feb 2024
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Dumbledore explains Lily why it is vital that Harry and his twin brother are seperated.
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04 Feb 2024
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the family evans by dirgewithoutmusic for darkersoltice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2015
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What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).
Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.
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- Part 4 of boy with a scar
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01 Feb 2024
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Instead of pursuing heroism, Izuku puts his skills and smarts to use by becoming a tattoo artist who specializes in clients with difficult-to-tattoo Quirks. So when local hero Red Riot decides he wants a tattoo that Hardening won't ruin, he knows there's only one place to go.
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08 Jan 2024
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The Promise by LadyGreenFrisbee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2021
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“Are you sure it’s not there along with the other saucepans?”
“Of course I’m sure! I swear to fucking God, if someone finds the damn cover I’m going to fucking kiss them!”
Ochako swears she’s never seen Deku drop his notebook and get up so fast in her entire goddamn life.
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24 Dec 2023
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The Quirkless by blowingglowingdandelions
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2021
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Aizawa assigns a project to Class 2-A. It should be simple and easy, with your partner find a cause or issue you feel strongly about and present it to the class. Somehow, with his Problem Child in the mix, things are never simple and easy.
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Izuku gives a presentation to Class 2-A that no one was expecting, with Bakugou at his back.- Language:
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10 Dec 2023
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You mean he dresses like that on PURPOSE? by miraculousemily47
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2021
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Everyone in Class 2-A knows that Midoriya Izuku is a certified fashion disaster. Bakugou Katsuki isn't much better, really. What they failed to realize is that the two of them do it on purpose.
Alternatively: Class A realizes that the boys grew up in the fashion world.
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- Part 5 of miraculousemily's BakuDeku oneshots
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09 Dec 2023
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Bakugou was the mom friend.
It was a known fact within the little group of five known as the BakuSquad.
Or, at least to 4 out of 5 of the group—the odd one out being Bakugou himself.
AKA four times Bakugou acted as everyone's mom, and the one time everyone acted as Bakugou's kids.
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Now with bonus ft Todoroki!
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09 Dec 2023
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A quiet morning with Katniss Everdeen
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30 Nov 2023
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Under the Breaking Sky by princejaelofbabylon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2023
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Yet, in moments of weakness, in the lonely emptiness of his new apartment, Izuku finds himself dreaming of red eyes and a crooked smile that didn’t belong to him anymore.
Dreams that were full of hungry kisses and warm hands, of a gravelly voice whispering into his ear in the dead of night, saying that he loved him.
Izuku doesn't know what's worse—those dreams, or waking up to the reality that they aren't real. Not anymore.
And now, as he walks behind Katsuki, still following after him the way he's done his whole life, Izuku wonders if he’ll ever be free of these impossible dreams.
When a devastating earthquake hits Central Tokyo, ex-lovers Izuku and Katsuki find themselves trapped underground.
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28 Nov 2023
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the listener by aruviere (ambivia)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Sep 2018
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An oddly paced tale about a boy who makes a friend after the world ends, and falls in love with someone he will never meet.
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23 Nov 2023
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from the same chalice (drink an ocean of love) by Ellory for gopherheiyuki
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2023
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Traditionally, the Zabinis undertake a matchmaking test before bonding with someone. Miss Hermione Granger has always excelled at tests.
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26 Oct 2023
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Stiles is ten, his mother is dying, his father isn't dealing and he spends a lot of time alone. Tonight, it's a good thing when he goes to spy on the Hale family.
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23 Oct 2023