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What if the crew voted not to banish Ed?
a.k.a. What if the author wanted an excuse to write her own remix on the reconciliation, with bonus hurt/comfort and caretaking?
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12 Nov 2025
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There's a strange tree growing in the park on Christopher Street.
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- Part 1 of Tree Season
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12 Nov 2025
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Ed wakes up and he doesn’t speak
Somehow, Stede hears him anyway.
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09 Nov 2025
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Stede doesn’t understand why sometimes Ed asks him to hold onto his gun.
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09 Nov 2025
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The true history:
The Pacific Clipper was a Pan American Airlines scheduled commercial flight from San Francisco, California, to Auckland, New Zealand that operated from 1939 to 1941. All tickets were first class and cost around $15,000 in 2024 US dollars; passengers ate five course meals prepared by chefs from four star restaurants. From December 1941 to January 1942, the Pacific Clipper completed an unplanned nearly around-the-world flight: the first commercial circumnavigation of the globe. Oh, also, there is an actual historical guy referred to as ‘the Swede’ who was the First Engineer on the crew.The Our Flag Means Death version:
Our crew:
Captain Stede Bonnet
First Officer Frenchie
Second Officer/Navigator Buttons
Third Officer Wee John Feeney
Fourth Officer Archie
First Engineer The Swede
Second Engineer Pete
First Radio Officer Edward Teach
Second Radio Officer Jim Jimenez
Radio Operator Oluwande Boodhari
Purser Roach
Asst Purser Lucius Spriggs- Language:
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19 Oct 2025
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Ed's boring call to his insurance company leads to him falling head over heels for a recorded voice that's part of the hold music.
Maybe he's not doing so great, and it took a kind stranger doing a fun bit to make him see that. Or, maybe he and Hold Guy were always destined to be together.
All he has to do now is find him...
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- Part 11 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
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18 Oct 2025
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stuck in the middle (of the ship, by a sword through the gut) by paleoleigh
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Apr 2022
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The sword came free with a sickening pop; or, rather, Stede came free. His knees gave out as soon as he left the blade behind, still stuck to the mast. He fell forward, stumbled, and was immediately caught by two strong, well-muscled arms.
Oh dear. Perhaps the pain had rather gone to his head.Bookmarked by small_greenery
08 Oct 2025
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it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.Bookmarked by small_greenery
25 Sep 2025
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The Deeply Cool Adventures of Mr. Stede Bonnet & His Magic School Bus by petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet loves teaching fifth grade at Revengeville Elementary School. He has a reputation for weird class field trips and even weirder fashion. The Bonn takes his reluctant class of misfits to the dig site of renowned (and devastatingly handsome) paleontologist Edward Teach. More than just dust, and time, flies.
Written for Day 18 of JanuAUry - Magic School.
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- Part 3 of OFMD AU prompts
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23 Aug 2025
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Maybe this is all real, including the clean-shaven, well-adjusted version of himself sitting on the bed. In which case: why? And also, like, how?
Could be it’s the universe taking the piss. Showing him the timeline he could’ve been living in, if Stede cared enough to come back and find him. He could’ve been this other Ed, who apparently got Stede back and has learned to talk plainly about all the shit he’s feeling.
Could be it’s some, like, glimpse of the future? Like a warning? Like hey, Ed, you should think twice about offing yourself, because Stede’s actually about to show up any second, and you maybe kinda want to be alive for that?
Ha. Yeah, right.
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29 Jul 2025
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Ask anyone: Edward Teach is the greatest pro surfer in the world. Or, he was. Now he’s retired, and burnt out, and okay maybe possibly dealing with a bit of untreated clinical depression. He hasn’t stepped foot in the water in almost two years—can’t even bring himself to go for a dip in the private pool at his fancy apartment complex, although not for lack of trying. Enter: Stede Bonnet. Also known as Pool DILF. Also also known as the love of Ed’s life. And love makes us do crazy things. Like maybe pretending you don’t know how to swim so your crush will offer to teach you.
What could go wrong?
A Reverse Big Bang collab with Sailor's Ruin!
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23 Jul 2025
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“Birthdays are for rich folks, love,” he says, his voice gentle and exceedingly patient. “For people who grow up like me, another journey round the sun’s nothing to celebrate. Reckon after the first year or so even my ol’ mum would’ve blanked on the exact date. Sink or swim out there, y’know? We were just trying to survive.”
Stede feels like he's been stabbed.
(OR: A conversation about astrological signs reveals that Ed doesn't know his birthday. Stede gifts him his first-ever birthday present: a date, and a star sign. Just a fluffy, eventually smutty two-shot that wouldn't let me rest until I wrote it 💕)
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- Part 1 of birthday boys
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22 Jul 2025
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Ed and Stede find out they’re not as alone on their new island as they might have thought. This turns out to be a very good thing, especially when it becomes clear that pirate life is not quite done with the pair of them.
A 'season three' style what-if.
Ed nudges Stede’s arm suddenly, and points south. It takes Stede a moment, but he stares in surprise when he spots what Ed has. The presence of the ruined shack itself, standing along a scuffed sandy trail, should probably have been a clue — but Stede still manages to be startled by the sight of a small cluster of buildings on the eastern side of the bay.
“Guess it’s not so deserted after all,” Ed says.
Stede frowns a little. “Is that… okay, do you think?”
Ed shrugs. “Sure? I mean, we might need to go check it out, see what the vibe is.”
“Oh, if there’s people around the island – that could be customers for the inn!” Stede beams.
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15 Jul 2025
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“Saw Izzy again today,” Stede remarks brightly, fingers fluttering over the packets of flour, of smoked fish, green tomatoes and sugar lumps and dried tea.
“Yeah?” Ed asks, watching his hands and thinking about rings. “What’d he say?”
Ed and Stede start fixing up a fixer-upper. Ed tries grief and fruit carving. Stede argues with a ghost that only he can see.
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28 Jun 2025
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wishing you in to the worst situations by endofadream
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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There’s a veil. It was a wedding, of course there’s a veil, but this veil had given Ed pause the very moment he and his crew boarded the ship. How it had caught the sun, trailed down over the bride’s back.
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23 Jun 2025
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"Hey Iz. Got offered another job so won't be coming back. Cheers."
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What if Ed went to meet Stede when the Revenge ran aground? Canon AU.
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13 Jun 2025
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What if Stede had seen Ed leaving Jackie'z in 2x7 and intercepted him? What if they hooked up about it?
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11 Jun 2025
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There was a book in the corner of the ball room. A fucking...book. On Blackbeard's ship. Izzy was meant to have gotten rid of all of the fucking books, he'd given Izzy a fucking order. Somewhere between furious and terrified, he clambered over to the book and snatched it up.
The book was oversized, huge, and bound in a cover that was elaborately dyed to resemble...Ed didn't know, some kind of fancy fucking pink rocks or whatever. He cracked it open to the title page.
MY WONDROUS JOURNEY,
A Life at Sea:
A True Journal
OF THE
Life & Happenings
OF
Stede BonnetEd slammed the book shut.
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26 May 2025
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“Ed—”
“I said, what the fuck do you want?”
Stede blinks at him in confusion.
“What do I want? You’re the one who invited me here! I assumed you wanted to apologize.”
“Apologize?” Ed’s voice is sharp with disbelief. “You sent me that fancy fucking letter asking me—”
The sound of slow clapping cuts into their conversation like a knife, and Stede turns sharply.
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26 May 2025
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Ed does't remember what the sun feels like on his face.
He didn’t forget the entire existence of sunny days; he remembers squinting his eyes against the horizon, he remembers having to plan higher water rations, he remembers the stink of a full ship in high summer, he remembers warmth, but only academically.
He can’t remember how it felt in his bones, in his skin, in his chest, to have the center of the entire universe’s light and life pointed right at him.
So when the sun comes back, all he can do is trust his instincts, jump headfirst, and hope he catches him.
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18 May 2025