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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    The cheerful tune died on Tom's lips. His grip on the harpoons tightened. More than a decade of living with Edd and Matt had honed his protective instincts to a razor's edge. And it was simple. Nobody messed with his friends or his space. At least not on his watch.

    He dropped half the harpoons with a deliberate clatter and swung one up in a single fluid motion, leveling the sharp point at the intruder's back. Behind him, he sensed Edd stepping into the hallway.

    "Who goes there?" Tom barked, his voice sharp and flat, being edged with warning. The metal point gleamed in the dim light, inches from the stranger's spine.

    The figure froze for a moment.

    Then, slowly, almost theatrically, the person's back straightened, and they turned around to face Tom.

    The hallway light caught his face, and Tom's entire world tilted sideways.
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    The End AU where Tord comes back and does not destroy the house.

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    15 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    17 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    *QUICK HIATUS will brb :)*

    After the hit sitcom ‘Eddsworld’ had been cancelled due to “creative differences” amongst the cast, the four friends split up and pursued their own careers. After years of lost contact, this year’s rising artist Tom meets again with Tord, a successful blockbuster actor; their relationship turns complicated when paparazzi captures the distant friends together in an afterparty.

    < Third person (limited) Tom POV, TomTord focused, Rating to change to Explicit, CW + TW in applicable chapters, thank you for reading! >

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    07 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    1st book of the series:
    Tom is an emo little guy who's sick of being left out by his friends. He'd become accustomed to his executive dysfunction and laying in his room, not wanting to do anything. His life gets turned around when a Norwegian boy transfers to his school and begins following him around like a dog.

    There's also a Playlist to this book! This is a songfic soo
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/501MmKWlijrOadslkk9rjp?si=BzWOEMkFQqK3Rw2pYgydIw&pi=3cAUuth1Qia-L

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    27 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    A trilogy and a set of minor side-stories detailing the lives and perils of our favorite problematic gang as they come into their own, and eventually, culminates into a battle for the world's future that puts their relationships to the ultimate test.

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    21 Jul 2025

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