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i could show you by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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"They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”
Wade’s eye twitches.
Peter glares at him. “Say it.”
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”
Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.
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- Part 1 of trans!peter fics
- Language:
- English
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- 3,382
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 255
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- 15,048
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22 Mar 2025
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
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- English
- Words:
- 8,505
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
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- 509
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- 16,616
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21 Mar 2025
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5 Times Venom Shocked the Avengers by aanahitt
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
15 Apr 2019
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And one time Eddie did.
After the life foundation incident, everything settled to normal for Eddie and his symbiote. Until the Avengers have to come pick them up because their cannibalistic habits are starting to freak the local cops. How do you adjust to living with heroes when your modus operandi is eating people?
With a few hiccups.
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- Part 1 of Venom/MCU verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,495
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 341
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- 8,270
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19 Mar 2025
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manage me (i'm a mess) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jan 2021
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The thing about Eddie, right, is that he's kinda an enormous fuckup. And it's starting to catch up to him a bit.
For real, the BEST thing to happen in those six months after he and Anne broke up was getting an alien parasite, and that was accounting for the whole 'it was eating his organs' thing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,646
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 2,018
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- 5,259
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- 1,532
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- 118,597
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19 Mar 2025
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Kid. by ChangeTheCircumstances
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
15 Oct 2018
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Peter first meets Eddie Brock at Avengers HQ. By this point he can't possibly know how their paths will cross in the future or how the self-centered reporter will grow on him. Definitely in a more literal sense than Peter would have expected too.
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- Part 1 of Along Came a Symbiote
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- English
- Words:
- 25,478
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 630
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- 11,147
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- 1,618
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- 129,203
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18 Mar 2025
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Eddie tries to convince himself that it is something they don't want or need. He fails.
Update: August 2021. So I went back and reread this and added about 1.5k more words worth of porn throughout the chapters. Mostly on Chapter 2 because the flow of it when reading was least satisfying to me. If you're someone who goes back to reread, you're in for a few surprises!
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- English
- Words:
- 9,783
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 614
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15 Mar 2025
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Constellations on your skin by shushu_yaoi_lj for softlystarstruck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2022
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“I’m going to get my scars removed,” Draco announces on a rainy Wednesday afternoon.
“Who are you seeing?” Blaise asks.
“The best Healer out there,” Draco replies with a little shrug. “Harry Potter.”
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- English
- Words:
- 56,439
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 312
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- 9,477
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14 Mar 2025
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It's a Secret to Everybody by Snapdragon_in_the_Snow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Dec 2019
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“I have kids," Clint said. "I know dad behavior when I see it.”
Tony blinked multiple consecutive times, processing the statement. “Excuse me?”
“Tony,” Steve said now, “how long have you had a son? And how come we’ve never known about him?”
“Yeah,” Clint spoke again, “I thought I was the only one with a secret family. Turns out you’ve had one longer than me!”
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Peter gets to spend all summer living in Avengers Tower with Tony. When the Rogue Avengers get pardoned and come back to live at the Tower too, they're confused as to who Peter is. However, once they see how Tony acts around Peter, that confusion goes away, as they know for certain who Peter must be - Tony's secret son.
Tony and Peter decide to make the most of the situation, and play along. They hope they can keep up the act all summer. But they soon learn that they barely have to act at all.Series
- Part 2 of My Irondad and Spiderson Fics
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- English
- Words:
- 97,686
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 2,604
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- 20,088
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- 4,277
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07 Mar 2025
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“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
“No.”
“‘No’?”
“No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.
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- Part 1 of detach and retrieve
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,347
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 270
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- 2,483
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- 33,750
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07 Mar 2025
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Not even his honeymoon can convince Bruce to leave his duties, especially when the JLA is busier than usual and the fact of said honeymoon means Superman will be absent as well. His kids promise to take care of everything, though. He really should not have trusted them so easily.
Or, Justice League meets Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And --
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- Part 1 of Justice League Meet the Batfam
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,882
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 204
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- 8,232
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- 1,167
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- 55,067
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28 Feb 2025
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fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2018
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“But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”
Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.
Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it
- Language:
- English
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- 23,259
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 144
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- 9,697
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- 2,047
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- 115,765
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28 Feb 2025
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Heroes all have a Saving People Thing by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2022
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Aizawa gets called to England to deal with the Black family fortune and returns with a traumatized war hero cousin he will not be giving back. Aizawa's pretty sure his husband won't mind.
Harry meets an actually competent adult who actually understands, offers to take him away, and is willing to tell the Magical Word to shove it. Harry maybe gets attached.
Class 3A adopts another hero or two and learns that Problem Children who had megalomaniacs chasing them through school bond startlingly quickly. They also shouldn't be left alone with Nezu.
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- Part 3 of Dadzawa and Problem Child Works
- Part 1 of Harry Crosses Over
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Izuku's quirk is simple, it tells him exactly what he needs to do.
It tells him to grab an umbrella and that afternoon it rains unexpectedly. It tells him to bring cash and it turns out the card reader is out of order.
His quirk tells him to rob a bank.
Well, why not?
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Does the name All for One mean anything to Izuku? Nope.
Will he tear down the empire of a powerful villain who has been terrorizing Japan for over a century anyway? Sure.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,909
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 63
- Comments:
- 2,376
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- 29,348
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17 Feb 2025
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,894
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 700
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- 7,866
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- 1,773
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- 67,965
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02 Feb 2025
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The Deadpool Dates Peter Parker Universe by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jan 2025
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One of those fics where Deadpool dates Peter Parker without knowing he's Spider-Man.
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30 Jan 2025
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nerve induction by silvermarie
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?
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30 Jan 2025
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,453
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 217
- Comments:
- 8,524
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- 83,411
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- 22,469
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- 2,816,620
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13 Jan 2025
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Lightning Scars & Metal Hearts by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
09 Aug 2023
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With Voldemort back, Harry returned to the Dursley house, and Sirius
imprisoned‘living’ at Grimmauld Place, Sirius decides to go check on his godson.And when he doesn’t like what he finds at Number Four Privet Drive, Sirius decides to do something else- tell Harry a fifteen year old secret and send him off the the United States to meet his biological father.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 417,287
- Chapters:
- 96/96
- Collections:
- 88
- Comments:
- 5,919
- Kudos:
- 19,523
- Bookmarks:
- 6,088
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- 970,582
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07 Jan 2025
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,550
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 71
- Comments:
- 705
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- 24,275
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- 5,971
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- 212,698
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23 Dec 2024
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Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes from a Graduating Senior’s Life by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Jun 2020
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When Peter's Teacher announces that his Graduating Class's Senior Trip is going to be to Stark Industries, the place where Peter has an internship, and where he spends so much of his free time, he is... less than enthused. No one believes his Internship is real and frankly, he just doesn't want to deal with it, but between May and Mr. Stark, he doesn't really think he's going to get much of a choice.
He's going to have to go
At least Ned is excited about it.
And hey, he has a month till the actual day, maybe he'll fall into a pit or get carried away by a stork-themed villain or fall into a Coma or something before the dreaded Field Trip- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 141,489
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 3,555
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- 31,686
- Bookmarks:
- 9,120
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22 Dec 2024