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At 30 years old, divorced, and headmaster of Hogwarts, Harry Potter doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery in the Chamber of Secrets allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry—now Hadrian—raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Marvolo Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world.
This story is now officially abandoned. Thank you to everyone who supported it and I apologize for leaving it unfinished.
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- English
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- 71,812
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- 12/?
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- 21
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11 Nov 2025
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“Welcome to the first Interdimensional Harry Potter Meeting!”
Harry wakes to find himself surrounded by seven other, very different Harry Potters. He’s about to learn more about himself than he ever wanted to know.
Premise: I’ve read many stories in which Harry’s life takes a turn at some point along the way and he becomes a completely different kind of person. This story explores several of those while focusing on Harry as he was in canon at the culmination of the 1st book. What if JK’s Harry Potter were to discover prior to 2nd year exactly what his own potential could truly be? What if he had found unconditional acceptance and support to guide him on paths he’d never imagined? What if, at the tender age of 12, he had discovered unrestricted access to a deep well of information Dumbledore had never meant for him to have? I give you The Harry Potter Self-Help Group…
WARNING: This is a Work In Progress. It is not finished, nor may it ever be finished. It is presently at around 35,000 words. I will post what I have written and add more if/when I write it. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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- Part 3 of W.I.P. Collection
- Part 1 of The Many Faces of Harry Potter
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,996
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 5
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09 Nov 2025
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Dream a Little Dream of Me by GreenDragonSinger, QueenieGold (GreenDragonSinger)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Peter 3 goes home through the portal Doctor Strange opens, only to get blasted back into due to an explosion, waking up in a pool of green water.
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- English
- Words:
- 53,160
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 395
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- 1,595
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- 459
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- 26,675
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07 Nov 2025
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Different Strokes by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2019
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Peter’s just trying to live his life as a normal omega — as normal as an omega can be after being bitten by a radioactive spider. What he certainly did not need while out of costume and quickly falling into heat was to run into Deadpool. Alphas usually didn’t take kindly to what happened to Peter during his unique, super-powered heats. Turns out, Deadpool is the absolute opposite of upset about it.
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- English
- Words:
- 8,494
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 138
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- 471
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04 Nov 2025
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In Which Peter is Not Okay by ladyamante
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Feb 2020
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Peter has hit rock bottom. He is anxious all the time, he can’t get out of bed for days on end. He’s isolated himself from his friends and Aunt May. What happened with Skip was ages ago, and he’s Spider-Man now, so he should be fine, right?
One night, Peter finds himself at the top of a building, ready to jump, when an unlikely person steps in.
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- Part 1 of In Which Peter...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,024
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 4
- Comments:
- 259
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04 Nov 2025
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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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02 Nov 2025
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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- English
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- 64,332
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- 12/?
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- 695
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- 1,875
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30 Oct 2025
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Don't You Know How Hot You Are? by writerseventeen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Aug 2017
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Peter is one hot piece of ass but he's so blushy and modest about himself, he never notices when people are actually making a pass at him. Wade on the other hand: does.
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- English
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- 20,936
- Chapters:
- 6/8
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by sodapiemess
28 Oct 2025
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Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.
I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions.
• Chapter-specific warnings will be given.
• Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200,989
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 6
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- 1,768
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- 7,151
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- 2,140
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- 186,409
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27 Oct 2025
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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
Deadpool has to ruin that, too.- Language:
- English
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- 33,582
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 4
- Comments:
- 425
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- 3,516
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- 581
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- 53,203
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25 Oct 2025
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Strays by OchibaKonpeki
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Dec 2018
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Wade finds Spider-Man unconscious on a roof top. Score!
Or: Spider-Man has lost his memories, some of his vocabulary, and all of his social conditioning. Wade is losing his mind.
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- English
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- 43,969
- Chapters:
- 19/19
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- 2
- Comments:
- 269
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25 Oct 2025
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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- English
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- 49,412
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 3
- Comments:
- 551
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- 636
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- 29,886
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23 Oct 2025
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Call Me By My Name by the_jinxed_one
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Peter is broke as hell and finds himself looking for work in an unexpected place. Somehow this leads to him being hired for a more personal position by everyone's favorite merc. The only problem is that Peter finds it really hard to do his job when Wade insists on calling him by every petname he can think of...and Peter enjoys it a little too much.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,683
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 349
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- 638
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22 Oct 2025
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Peter Parker’s Perfect Shot by GreyLiliy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2020
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Peter found himself unlucky enough to witness one of Deadpool’s hits up close and personal, and to make matters worse, he failed to get a shot of the action. His boss J. Jonah demands Peter make it up to him and what could be more impressive than a perfect shot of Deadpool himself?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,360
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
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- 271
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21 Oct 2025
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Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2022
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Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 106
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- 2,244
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- 657
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21 Oct 2025
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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- English
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- 25,827
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 4
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- 270
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19 Oct 2025
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 125,548
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,436
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- 2,641
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- 709
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- 53,794
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19 Oct 2025
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The Perks of Being Smarter Than Everyone Gives You Credit For by alphasaceraptor, Orcusnox (Cat9894)
Fandoms: spideypool - Fandom, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Sep 2017
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Peter Parker, your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man, is sapiosexual. You'd think, working as an intern under Tony Stark and Bruce Banner, he'd have his pick of the best brains around. But apparently not.
Someone's been lying about how smart a certain mercenary actually is, and that puts Peter in a sticky situation when said mercenary starts interacting with Peter. And with trouble brewing at Stark Industries, you just know this is going to be a wild ride...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,777
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 755
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- 3,740
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18 Oct 2025
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Weasel Knows Best by TreacleTeacups
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - Fandom
01 Sep 2018
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In which Weasel calls in a gold card because Peter Parker is too much of a handful even for him and he knows the perfect sucker for the job. Or, the one in which Weasel is sick of the tension and finds a solution.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,193
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 102
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- 3,420
- Bookmarks:
- 724
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- 22,194
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17 Oct 2025
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If I'm Crazy... by Mystirium_Inc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
18 Aug 2023
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“Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”
“Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.
Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.
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After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.
The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...
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Now with an awesome podfic !
- Language:
- English
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- 16,849
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 234
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17 Oct 2025