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the stone is in the kettle by the_ragnarok, Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 May 2025
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Every resident of this town who's been here long enough knows about the Hall. Nobody living remembers who used to live there.
This isn't a deterrent for the two young hooligans scampering over the gate and through the wreck of the front door. They have sleeping bags with them. There is a persistent rumor in town that nobody who spends the night in the Hall comes out again.
(In which a haunted house becomes a haunted home)
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30 Jul 2025
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'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.'
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- 83,102
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- 13/13
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- 356
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20 May 2025
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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- English
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- 252,409
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 8
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- 1,733
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11 May 2025
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Are you prepared for some crazy fucking pony adventures?
(A video version of sonnetstuck's brilliant Detective Pony fanwork)Bookmarked by ssllimmity
10 May 2025
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"Other actual human beings, but as distant to you as if they too were citizens of some far away planet, as real as characters in movies. You’d never really dared speak to them besides whatever perfunctory interactions were necessary to facilitate the purchase of a fuckton of frozen burritos and bags of chips. You’d never gone to school, never had a babysitter, never so much as played with some random asshole kids in the park. You’d known without asking that your Bro would never have tolerated that. So for the longest time, no one else really existed in your world."
While belatedly learning how to interact with people in real life, Dave experiences a lot of firsts, and the world changes. Or maybe he does.
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10 May 2025
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In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.
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- English
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- 10,961
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 369
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06 May 2025
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Poor, Unfor-tuna-te Shoals by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat) for earthinmywindow
Fandoms: Homestuck, Little Mermaid - All Media Types
24 Mar 2013
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Presenting a story based loosely around the human fairy tale "The Little Mermaid", featuring a yellow-blooded councilor of the Democratic Council of Lowbloods and the princess of the mythological seadwelling aristocracy and illustrated by the author.
Includes four scenes showing activities of a flushed nature, two flushed kisses, a profusion of explicit pale interaction which may be inappropriate for younger audiences, misuse of psychic abilities, one instance bordering on black flirtation, a conflicted relationship involving one-sided red feelings and one-sided pale feelings, five explosions, three heroic sacrifices, the death of a major character, a scene of spiritual possession, a red-blooded mutant showing extreme sass in the face of his genetic betters, a violent execution in flashback, and an epilogue.
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- Part 1 of Oceanbound
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- English
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- 52,478
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 111
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- 14,843
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06 May 2025
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Karkat wakes up in a crater and thinks that this time, he'd like to try building something for real. If he can make it. Honestly, he's just not sure he's strong enough.
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04 May 2025
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You're a demon, and he's an angel, and you suppose it was always bound to end like this, ironic or not.
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- English
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- 7,409
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 36
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04 May 2025
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I'd Tap That (oh fuck I didn't mean to tap that) by Laurasauras for Ultimatum
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Nov 2019
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Karkat finds his old school bully on Grindr. Dave doesn't know how to shut up.
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15 Jan 2025
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Dave has just killed his brother with newfound magic that allows him to access a strange world Rose calls Derse. The problem? He might become stuck in Derse if he doesn't get a handle on the magic.
Karkat, having received generations worth of knowledge about magic from his family, just wants to keep idiots like Dave from being consumed by it. Unfortunately, that mission is about to become a lot harder to accomplish as Derse and Prospit unravel, taking with them more lives and, in the process, forcing Dave to reckon with his relationships with the people in his life.Bookmarked by ssllimmity
14 Jan 2025
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This is a story about healing.
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- Part 1 of Chasing Trains
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09 Jan 2025
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Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.
Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.
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- English
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- 170,587
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 718
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07 Jan 2025
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John and Dirk are spare wheels as far as their very coupled off friends are concerned. They get paired off as the only single ones in the group and get close. And then they get married, as a joke, as a fuck you to their friends who want them to settle down and as a way to solidify their beautiful bromance. It's the biggest game of gay chicken you've ever seen. It ends happily ever after.
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- Part 1 of Gay Chicken
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- English
- Words:
- 48,023
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 649
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- 1,450
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- 255
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- 19,761
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07 Dec 2024
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Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.
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- English
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- 116,205
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- 21/21
- Comments:
- 267
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- 507
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12 Nov 2024
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Karkat Vantas has feelings that don't want to fit in any quadrant, so his plan is just ignore them, don't say anything about them, don't do anything about them and then one day he'll die. He fails at every part of that plan.
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28 May 2024
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“Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
Or so the poster had advertised.
Yeah right.
OR:The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.
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- Part 1 of In Name and In Deed
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- English
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- 148,237
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 702
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- 635
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- 124
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- 14,087
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28 May 2024
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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- English
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- 46,422
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 2
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- 101
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28 May 2024
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Karkat is a normal teenager, who lives in a normal town, who goes to a normal school and has normal friends.
And everything. Is. Fine.
_ _Karkat is an abnormal boy trying desperately to live a normal life. Can't a guy get a god damn fucking break?
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- English
- Words:
- 53,859
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 424
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- 1,090
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- 190
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- 19,177
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22 May 2024
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He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.
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- Part 1 of 4am work fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,980
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 599
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- 1,276
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- 20,233
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20 May 2024