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- Original Work (16)
- Danny Phantom (3)
- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- DCU (1)
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Is your heart alive? by ubeeee (taroooo) for Stalagmabelles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
14 Aug 2026
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Bruce was done with patrol, a single figure in an empty cave. He had been done for two hours already, showered and report entered, but Alfred was asleep so this was the best time for him to… do what? Stalk the man who raised him? Dig into the past of the person he trusted most?
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OR: Alfred's not actually alive. Guess how Bruce deals with the realization? That's right: avoidance.
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 6 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 15 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HAI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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The Scent of Desperation by CatchFishAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
19 Sep 2026
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Tim Drake has had a difficult few years. He’s lost friends, family and his place in the city. He been all over the world, and now he’s back, he’s not satisfied with things returning to the way they were.
He’s used to playing whatever role is needed to get the job done. Business COO. Masked Vigilante. A beta. In a world where everything seems designed to keep omega’s well behaved and pliant, he’ll do all he can to help as many of them as possible retain their freedom. With his training and resources, it shouldn’t be an impossible task.
But when the police and Bats are cracking down upon packless omegas and the dangerous drugs that are circulating the city, and there's a family that wants to rebuild the bridges of their relationship, staying undercover is more important and challenging than ever.
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Most dragons sleep on their hoards.
Bruce's hoard sleeps on him.
Or: Bruce is a dragon. Predictably, he hoards orphans.
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“Shoulder harness?” Matt asked. Alfred nodded. “Anything else on you other than those two guns?”
“Yes.”
“How many?”
“At least two more.”
Bruce threw his hands up. “Alfred.”
“Master Wayne,” Alfred said, shooting a fond look over his shoulder. “I do believe we’re in the middle of a pat down, if you wouldn’t mind.”
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- Part 13 of DC outsider POV
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Must Be a Goalie Thing by Talavin
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.
Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.