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I'm just an employee on a space ship but I've been recruited to watch my human coworker's juvenile sibling??? by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Sep 2025
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Kell needs someone to watch their sibling for a week, and Faja is conveniently on-planet. Ae does not know how to care for a juvenile human.
All language is in universal interplanetary (UIPL) unless otherwise specified.
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- Part 13 of Ube's HaSO fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 509
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 116
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Humans are space orcs... but they aren't the strongest by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Sep 2025
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It's best to be polite.
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"Prak [human]: So why’d we have to learn so much etiquette for our guest again?
Alien 1 [crewmate]: Did you not read the brief? Are all humans as bad at details as you?
P: Oh shut it. I just don’t get all this about space fae"
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- Part 11 of Ube's HaSO fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 210
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 202
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"When humans went to space, they expected themselves to be one of the more advanced species, only to find that space was already very populated. To less advanced, they were predators, and to more advanced, savages. Space is vast, and eventually some humans were kept as novelties.
Guang was excited to foster a human. After all, it had read about how humans would fight anything, eat anything, and survive anything. And though Guang was not strong, it’s partner, Hei, was, and would keep it safe."
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- Part 9 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans aren't the top of the space power structure.
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"“Has the translator arrived yet?”
“Yes Ser, she’s sanitizing her clothing and then will go straight to the docking bay.”
“Good, make sure she’s on time. Ser Hei is here in three hours, and we can’t have anything going wrong.” The captain paced up and down the command room of the Yenna. The space fae, Hei, was coming for a diplomatic discussion about setting up a trade route through xir solar system. If this talk didn’t go well, their ship may very well not make it back. "
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- Part 10 of Ube's HaSO fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,173
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 135
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
- 6,854
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Spiderhead by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jul 2021
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Peter acts like a spider.
The bats have opinions on it.
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- Part 1 of Spider and Bat Friends
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“I have time.”
Tim does not, in fact, have time.
But it’s Nightwing who is calling. What’s he going to do—say no? Preposterous. That's a crime in and of itself. Tim would rather swallow nails and kiss his mother goodnight than say no to Dick Grayson. “How can I help you, Nightwing?”
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The Same Mistake Twice by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
17 Nov 2019
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Jason wheels on Bruce again, gun raised and eyes flaming. “You’d better have fucking killed him this time, or I swear to god—”
“I didn’t.” And Jason is legitimately planning to pull the trigger until: “Tim did.”
Jason pauses. Another breathless cackle rings through the cave, making them all wince. “What. The fuck. Happened.”
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- Part 1 of Joker Junior
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,759
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 144
- Kudos:
- 7,087
- Bookmarks:
- 981
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24 Oct 2025
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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the light is gone, the light is gone (i don't need a wish with summer in my mind) by surely_silly
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
20 Dec 2024
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Gotham is an old, wet and humid beast during the Summer months.
This, perhaps, saves Bruce's life.
(And maybe, just maybe, that will save Danny's too. What's left of it, anyway.)
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