6 Bookmarks by techno_rat
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Technoblade, famed sell-sword and revolutionist, has done the last thing anyone expected from him: retired. And like any good try-hard, Technoblade intends to commit to the bit. So he writes a letter.
Quackity,
You told me so. Consider the bridges burned.
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AU where Techno's retirement goes a little differently.
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- English
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Bookmarked by techno_rat
23 Mar 2025
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Kristin laughed, the sound emerging too-loud in the half-empty bar. She hung her head in her hands. “Oh yeah,” she told the bar top. “I mean, the mechs—they were originally designed to battle sculk anyways, and it’s not like anything bad happened to the people who built them, so we’ll be good.”
“Oh yeah, all those ancient cities still goin’ strong today.” Techno ran a finger around the top of his glass. “Civilization standin’ strong overall. Whole situation went so well, I don’t give us more than a 50% chance of someone dyin’. Maybe 40% if we’re lucky.”
“Oh god.” Kristin emerged from her hands laughing, and pushed her hair out of her face. “No worries, it’ll go great to go back there. We’ll all do great. Happy about this, actually.” Ponk came over with the bottle and refilled her glass, and she nodded to them. “Thanks.”
“And if only one of us dies—” Techno grinned at her, tired. “Then the other person just has to deal with it. And that’s easy. I’m doing great.”
“I’m doing great,” Kristin echoed, a little choked up. She straightened fully and looked down at her drink, turning the stem of the glass between her fingers. “I miss him.” She cleared her throat. “I miss my husband, Techno.”
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- Part 13 of Challenge Works
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- English
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04 Feb 2025
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The things she remembers from the day she lost him, in order:
1. Phil wanted to show her something.
2. You’d come find me, right?
3. Wet flesh between her teeth.
[Kristin's life is simple: exterminate skulk; be one of the best pilots in the world; scare everyone on base; follow orders without question. Find her husband.
And then Technoblade happens.]
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by techno_rat
04 Feb 2025
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hit the continent running (engines were humming) by Odaigahara for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
03 Jan 2024
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Philza: Transatlantic, the Corvarians, all those motherfuckers who couldn’t handle us having a stronghold and good mines, they cut us off from everything in the darkest time of the year. They trapped us in the cold, in eternal night, because they figured if we starved to death, Port-aux-Francais would give them whatever deals they wanted, and they didn’t care who they were fucking killing.
We were peaceful, before the embargo. We just wanted trade deals, we collaborated with anyone who’d help us build our railroads. We never struck the first blow. After the embargo– after that winter– we figured that wasn’t gonna work.
Interviewer: So you adopted some new technologies.
Philza: Yeah, we had innovations in our manufacturing, our greenhouses, our fucking sanitation– but that’s not what you’re talking about, right? Forget the emperor shit. If you’re interviewing me about this, you don’t want to hear about the greenhouses.
You want to hear about the planes.
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- Part 60 of dream smp fic my beloved
Bookmarked by techno_rat
04 Feb 2025
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Mobile and desktop-friendly work skin replicating the game dialogue format and FELD tape background with pure CSS, no images. Includes two different versions with commented CSS, an HTML walkthrough, customization options, and notes on maintaining readability for those with work skins turned off.
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17 Jan 2025
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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Bookmarked by techno_rat
11 Oct 2024