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i'd put a fancy description here. but its just a nsfw art collection
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Have you ever dealt with so many pesky sad emotions that you just wanted to curl up and die? Have you ever wanted to see what it was like to experience real joy and happiness after your wife divorced you and took the kids? Or, worse, after your ex-situationship completely wiped her out of existence?
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Hypocrisy - A Psychosexual Character Analysis of C-137 Rick Sanchez and Prime Morty Smith by varia_l
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
10 Jul 2026
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A god filled with remorse has found love in the universe built to trap an enemy he swore to kill.
AKA: In which a Rick/Morty fan analyzes the series itself a bit too seriously
Chapter 1 - Lets Talk About the Wife Not in the Room. No, Seriously, We Can Ignore the Elephant for Now
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the greatest honor you can give ur childhood fandom is finally learning how to draw lewds of their characters.
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sexualization of fictional characters, yayyyy
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that time Zim had to wear a maid outfit and got fucked because he wanted to make a death blob by varia_l for KJValentine
Fandoms: Invader Zim
26 Apr 2026
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Zim was so excited to work on his experiment that when he realized he needed a few extra materials his lab didn't have, he tried to sneak in to a different lab and steal some materials from them. Quick in and out, no one would notice, you know?
Opps. He got caught.
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fanart of Past Transgressions by KJValentine
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opps i fell back into the invader zim rabbit hole a bit too deep.
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Alastor was a monster and he knew that. Ever since he first tasted blood, he embraced this fact! He threw away his humanity and even made a deal with an Overlord.
The problem was, Rosie preferred her meat tender. He knew he could be the most feared figure in Hell if it weren't for this damned collar.
Then he met Vincent. They were so similar. He now knew exactly how he could get out of this collar.
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- Part 2 of your presence
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Only 0.05% of human saliva is not made of the water that, to an Irken, is acidic.
Dib didn't actually consider that when he managed to convince Zim that he could teach him human affection, after his stupid feelings made him confess to him in the middle of a fight.
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The sight of the Seraphim of Joy crying in front of him made him feel incredibly awkward, considering he tried to kill everyone only a short while ago.
When she had the gall to say he looked sad, he naturally assumed he was being insulted somehow. He had even opened his mouth to insult her back.
"Have you ever even been happy?"
Who even asks that question to somebody? Of course he had been.
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- Part 1 of your presence
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You've been in a relationship with Stan Marsh for three years. He's the type to get nauseous if he's overwhelmed. Many of your "firsts" with each other were usually inexperienced and awkward, and if you two didn't take care, probably gross as hell if Stan gets sick.
You wanted to give him The First Time. It's been long enough, your family wasn't home, it was good timing, and you expect it to be just as awkward as anything else you've done.
Except Stan is....huh? He's actually surprisingly good at this?
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Membrane Labs Alien Reproduction Experiments #3 - Professor Membrane (...?) by varia_l
Fandoms: Invader Zim
16 Apr 2026
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He thinks Membrane might be looking for an assistant. That's why he suddenly seems so...interested in him. The Professor is getting older. It would be a convenient position to be able to have unregulated access to the forefront of human technology without having to sneak in and run. Plus, it would annoy Dib.
So he entertained the Professor who seemed so excited when he went into science, unlike Dib or Gaz. They both went into other fields. Questions after questions. Things that were child's play to Zim who was an Irken Scientist before he became an invader.
Except this time, it was such an impossible theory. It wasn't even a theory, it could be considered a joke
Could the wolf become a sheep?
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Warning. The PAK warned him.
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Zim thought he could've moved on from his developing sexual interest in humans. That he could just pretend it didn't happen and live his life normally. A single fight with Dib changes that, when he gets a taste of what human blood can do to an Irken.
Now he wants more.
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Gaz wants to know if she enjoys sex before she begins the treacherous path known as Crushes, so she asks the one being out there that would never have any true intentions towards her or get too attached.
Zim thinks he might enjoy sex with humans a little too much after experiencing it for the first time.
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the lost and the innnocent by varia_l
Fandoms: Squee (Comics), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
12 Apr 2026
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He's not a good person, but it's fine for a piece of garbage like Johnny to do good things once in a while, right?
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To worry about Dib meant that Zim cared about Dib.
Zim did not, therefore this was NOT worry. He just had to check on him and get him out of bed and Gaz would owe him a favor and then he could move on with his life and they could go back to fighting.
Easy.
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"I didn't know Rokudo Mukuro had such an ally."
Meanwhile, Fran knew exactly who his soulmate was. He may not know his name, but he would hunt him down to the ends of the universe.
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Takane Tsubomi watches.
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heaven was built upon piles of hate by varia_l
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
08 Mar 2026
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Caine and Jax understood each other the most out of everyone in the Circus, because they both wanted to be human.
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- Part 2 of heaven is hell hell is heaven
