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Kakuhida Week 2025
Multiple chapters of the ZombieCombo in love and doing what they do best.
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Hidan thought joining Kakuzu and Sasori on a mission was a brilliant idea at the time.
KakuHida Week 2025: Third Wheelin' / I've had a shit day—you gonna make it better or worse?
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Kakuzu is relentless with the wound debridement. Deidara grits his teeth, too scared to move, not that he really can with Hidan impossibly close, pinning his whole body down. Hidan’s lips brush Deidara’s ear when he speaks. Deidara almost doesn’t hear him because he’s so focused on the wetness Hidan’s lips leave behind. “You can give the pain to me and I’ll give it to Jashin-sama for you, if that’s easier. You wanna give it to me instead?”
Or: Yet another take on that time Kakuzu had to sew on Deidara’s arms. Hidan is called in for pain management, and -- as with all things involving the Zombie Combo -- things get... interesting.
For Kakuhida week 2025-Third Wheelin'
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Kakuzu is glaring at him, but sighs. ''You're going to whine and bitch all along, won't you?''
''YES! My day plans were banging you and-'' Begins Hidan.
''You are shameless!'' Snaps Kakuzu, side-glancing Itachi. ''If I keep you distracted, will you shut your mouth??''
''And how will you do that? Pain doesn't even let us hold hands!''
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KakuHida Week 2025 Day 14 : I've had a shit day-you gonna make it better or worse? -
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''Ok, un.'' Begins Deidara with a grin. ''You don't like to receive romantic things because it's stupid.''
''Yeah. I think love is shown through actions, not pink material stuff.'' Responds Hidan, huffing.
''And has Kakuzu ever proposed that you go somewhere the two of you together, to spend a nice moment?''
''Yeah... I mean, maybe. I don't remember.''
''He's a lost cause.'' Whispers Sasori, shaking his head.
''So, I think Kakuzu understood you won't be receptive to romance on the superficial level. But you claimed earlier you could be if necessary.'' Continues Deidara.
''Well, yeah.'' Responds Hidan. He more often did it because the other person was whining about it.
''I don't believe you.'' Responds Deidara with a shit-eating grin. ''You can't.''
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KakuHida Week 2025 Day 13 : Did you just do something romantic? For me? -
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Hidan complies begrudgingly, if only because he can feel Kakuzu's exhaustion and frustration. He can't anger his partner; he does need to be patched up. He stays immobile as his legs and feet are sewn back very slowly. He looks at the vegetation around because he never thought he would miss it. The trees, the grass, the rocks...
The cocoons?
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KakuHida week 2025 Day 12 : Holding hands as the world falls apart -
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Hidan is on a divine mission to free Kakuzu.
KakuHida Week 2025: Flirt n’ Fight
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''What's that?'' Asks Konan, staring at a letter in her hand, genuinely perplexed. ''A... wedding?''
Akamura's face fall. ''Oh...''
Konan intently read the letter, and she tilts her head. ''The Jashinists?'' Akamura stays silent, fixating on the ground. Kisame tugs his hood and hair under to lift his face and force him to look at Konan. ''You know who the Jashinists are, don't you?''
''A... religious group from the Land of Hot Water.'' Answers Akamura, uneasy.
''THE religious group of the Land of Hot Water.'' Responds Konan with a frown, showing the letter with a symbol: a circle with an inverted triangle inside. ''You have a wedding with a member of the Jashin church?''
Akamura clears his throat, embarrassed. ''Yes.''
''Kakuzu, you're taking Akamura's place.''
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Kakuhida Week 2025 Day 8 : Arranged Marriage -
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Divorced, single, and a seriously overworked cardiologist and heart surgeon, Kakuzu has little time to indulge in unnecessary things or luxuries. Is that why he keeps dreaming about wanting to fuck his next door neighbor?
❗ [Explicit Fanart | Graphic Sex] ❗
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The lives of immortals are often contrived; despite this gracious gift from the Gods, the body still changes and fades. Further still, the mind can play such cruel tricks, making the cruelest of men smile softly at their own demise.
Or, how can Kakuzu combats this new feeling of jealousy towards Hidan's unending health?
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''We're having a new member.'' Says Konan.
''And what is his specialty?'' Asks Kakuzu, leaning on his cane.
Konan is burglary, Itachi is espionage, Zetsu is hacking, Deidara is the explosive specialist, Kisame is the one-man army, Pain is the diplomatic leader able to talk and manipulate every national bigwigs, Tobi is the most efficient errand boy Kakuzu ever met, Sasori is the drones and poison specialist.
''Torture.''
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Kakuhida Week 2025 Day 4 : Modern Settings -
He knows those eyes. He’s seen them before by Latart0903
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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From hot office secretary to prison chaplain, from pain in the ass to harbinger of death and destruction, Hidan always manages to bring violence into Kakuzu's life.
For Kakuhida week 2025-Finding You in Every Universe
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Para Kakuzu, a vida imortal anda causando pensamentos reflexivos demais; então, entre um clique e outro de memórias, ele busca acalento no registro de suas lembranças eternas ao lado de Hidan.
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Uma reação pensada com antecedência até demais; Kakuhida Week 2025; Day 2: Yakuza AU by lesbian_kakuzu
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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Kakuzu não era conhecido por ser um homem impaciente. Pelo menos, não na maior parte do tempo.
Mas depois de um dia inteiro de trabalho, interrogatórios, cobranças, contas e ameaças, carregando uma carranca amedrontadora que já parecia seu uniforme, sentar em uma cadeira desconfortável e ouvir um bando de marmanjos reclamar de coisas fúteis entre um gole de uísque e outro já era, na opinião dele, extrapolar feio os seus limites. -
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KakuHida Week 2025
Chapter 1: Day One - Centuries LaterChapter 2: Day Two - Feeling Nostalgic (involves smut)
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Hidan gets a new job, Kakuzu gets a new mailman, and the dogs get treats as all good pups should.
That's how it all starts, anyway. How the hell that turns into Kakuzu trying to help Hidan escape his crazy cult and even crazier leader, Jashin, is beyond him. So much for a quiet life with his dogs.
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Kakuzu, a single father to Fu, turns to online dating to try and find love after having a hard time finding anyone locally and in person.
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In the Shinobi Academy of Music, the faculty is divided and loyalties are tested as the head of the Keyboard School launches his own agency and record label, New Dawn Artists, creaming off all the most talented students before they even graduate. Caught up in the crossfire are Kakuzu, a Syrian pianist whose studies in his own country were cut short, first by imprisonment and then by war, and Hidan, a young tenor who has already managed to alienate nearly all the teaching staff, and the sole student in the entire Vocal School to be taken on by the prestigious but elusive vocal coach ‘Jashin’.
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As Kakuzu is recovering from a hip replacement, Hidan takes care of him.
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- Part 7 of KakuHida Week 2024
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The Words Hung Above (But Never Could Form) by peterpuppieparker
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2024
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In the event of his death or indisposal, Hidan has a letter prepared for Kakuzu to read (if the fucker actually bothers doing it)
"...I have three works for you: Motherfucking Fuck You. Fuck you and your stupid fucking freaky ass stitches, and your four cold-ass hearts, seriously you have four and they’re all the size of fucking gingko nuts! Fuck you, and you stupid long silky greasy ass hair, and your arms and you green eyes and EVERYTHING ELSE...
[DAY 6 - LOVE LETTERS]
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- Part 1 of KakuHida Week 2024