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You're just trying to get home, have a peaceful trip, stay as calm as a troll like you can until you get back to your moirail. All that shit. You didn't expect to make any lasting connections on the train, especially ones that live in your area. You definitely didn't expect to meet anyone quite like Dave Strider. Apparently the universe likes to prove you wrong.
Somehow after that train ride, he fuses himself into your life. Another stubborn fucking barnacle with an uncanny ability to inconvenience you at every possible moment. Even while sleeping. But somehow, despite all the trouble, you still feel like he has the potential to make your life infuriatingly better. And you definitely can't act on it or let him know. Definitely.
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Formerly 'Slip Sideways(etc)'
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- Part 1 of We Met in a Public Place
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“Why are you talking to me? I’m being an asshole on purpose, you know.”
“I don’t think anyone is capable of overlooking how much of an asshole you are, rest assured.” Dave begins walking. Karkat follows beside him. “It’s not complicated, man. I just saw this grumpy ass troll going to school in Houston fucking Texas – it was like seeing mothman at the local mall.”
“…. What?”
“You know. Texas. Notorious for being the brightest and hottest fucking oven in the south. It’s not exactly the zion of troll paradise. It is the zion of evangelism, though. Most people don’t give a shit about trolls these days, but if anyone still did they’d definitely live here. Or, like, Kentucky, probably.”
“… What the fuck is mothman?”
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AU where troll refugees are sent to Earth to escape the turmoil of a species undergoing social reform. Karkat is one of said refugees and, tragically, that means he has to deal with human high school, which is only marginally better than being killed on his home planet.
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- Part 2 of Lita's Unrelated Davekat Fics
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Karkat Vantas has been a fan of indie film duo Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde for years. When he got a chance to work with them, he pounced. After auditioning for the role of the lead detective, in some sort of experimental noir film, he received news of his newfound employment with the film crew of his dreams. On top of that, it turns out many of his friends also managed to land various roles in the film. It's a wonderful start to the career of this bright-eyed, enthusiastic fan-and-actor, but he soon finds himself in some hot water.
Aside from the fact that Dave Strider is nothing like he expected, it turns out that Karkat Vantas' admiration is more akin to a crush. His best friend is sleeping with the assistant director, and his other best friend has refused to take any stance on the matter. That's three train wrecks too many for a man just starting out in acting.
[Updated to remove grammatical errors as of 2022]
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The gang deal with the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows, of college aged dating and relationship issues.
Dave works at the cafe at their university, and is dragged into the fucked up relationships between his friends.
Karkat tries to fix the aftermath of his relationship with Terezi while deftly avoiding any new feelings he may have for one of her best friends.-
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to be perfectly honest i suck at this job im pretty sure i only got it cause roxy put in a good word for me haha by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Apr 2023
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Your eyes narrowed, you carefully inspect the leaf he’s drawn. It’s...a leaf, certainly, but the shape still looks...well...suspiciously dick-like.
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This is the best thing you've ever had in your life.
You're so afraid of losing it.
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- Part 3 of sometimes I dream about you
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Dave Strider is taking his significantly younger boyfriend, Karkat, to meet his family for Thanksgiving back east. Karkat is pretty much the best thing to have ever happened to him, but he also kind of wants to take their relationship to the next level in more than a few ways... He just doesn't know how.
As if meeting Dave's family isn't enough anxiety for Karkat, he's also deathly terrified of flying. But Dave absolutely can't know that, that'd be so embarrassing. Dave also can't know how much Karkat is pretty much constantly desperate for him.
If only there was some magical liquid he could imbibe that would quell that embarrassment, if only for a while.
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There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.
“So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”
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just hope no one remembers these the darkest of my days by thebhorror
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jun 2023
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You pulled the tile closest to you and nearly threw up on the spot when you saw what it said. You paused for way too long, meaning that the girl on your right looked at your tile and read it out loud, laughter in her voice. “Kiss the player to your left. Oooo, Karkat!” she exclaimed.
You looked to your left, where Dave stood. “Absolutely not,” you said, feeling like you were about to start crying. “Not in a million fucking years.”
Junior Year (part one)
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- Part 4 of and they were roommates
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Your name is Dave Strider and you’ve been watching Karkat Vantas for more human years than you’d like to count.
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Zero to Sixty by alldavekat (allbrodennis), davies-dokis (dokidavies)
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 May 2020
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Hitchhiker AU. Karkat finds Dave on the the side of the road, and against his better judgement, picks him up.
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“You know,” Dave started as he handed Karkat the mostly-smoked joint. “Your hands were the first thing I thought attractive about you. Not saying you aren’t attractive, but the day I knocked on the dorm door and you answered, the first thing I noticed was your hand on the door frame, so lean and all bumpy knuckles and veins. I know that sounds so fucking weird, dear God.”
“Are you saying I should seriously consider hand modeling?”
Dave turned his whole body to face Karkat, and the first thing he noticed was the deep blush running from the top of his head to his neck, the second being the glazed-over fuck me eyes he was currently staring Karkat down with. He fisted the front of Karkat’s hoodie and pulled him closer.
“I’m saying” Dave purred, his voice dropping to an embarrassingly sexy octave. “I can’t wait for you to have those gorgeous hands all over me tonight.”
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Or, as I have been calling it, The DaveKat Sexting Fic. ENJOY
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"Why is your skin like that?" He asks you, eyeing your shoulders and arms inquisitively.
You feel your chest suddenly collapse in on itself. "It's my freckles, dude. Human stuff, pretty lame if you ask me but hey, what can ya do?" You keep your tone on its usual chill, 'cool guy' level.
"I like them." Karkat's lips curl into a small, warm smile. "They don't look lame to me." He says and turns back to watch whatever Alternian romance flick he put on.
Huh.
That is not how this was supposed to go.
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A story of how a simple comment kickstarted two idiots' relationship. Starts with Meteor, then ends on Earth-C. Epilogues? What epilogues? Idunno what you're on about.
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Fait Accompli(cation) by IntelligentAirhead (Dragonomatopoeia), obstinateRixatrix
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Jul 2016
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In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]
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- Part 1 of F(A)
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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Dave has had a hard time dealing with the changes after they beat the game. Karkat assured him that no one is leaving him.
(Main pairing is Davekat, rosemary is not in the nsfw part sorry)
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Long story short, Dave did not expect his day to go in this direction.
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title from chocolate by the 1975
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After a couple of drinks at the bar, Dave and Karkat end up fooling around in the bathroom.
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Trickster Dave is a god damn treasure and no one can tell me otherwise.
Some scenes from the Rosemary wedding, but really, this is about Dave being high on cherub candy and really, really, really wanting his boyfriend to fuck him. (Not intended to be dubcon, but if you have issues with altered mental states or pushy partners in the context of an established relationship it might be not great for you! Take care.)
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