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A sailor decides to wait to poop until after a storm, only to find that he has inadvertently made himself constipated. Thinking that it would clear up by itself, he is surprised when another fellow sailor offers a unique solution.
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Behind Closed Doors by King-Starscream (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
25 Apr 2024
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Optimus and Megatron move into their new home. Now that they are not guests under the Maltos' roof, the temptation to 'try things out' while they await the completion of the new space bridge is high. Optimus decides he doesn't want to wait.
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A stern old judge lays into a criminal for a fart
But not for the reason you may think.
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Dean thinks he's gotten off lucky after a witch hits him with a mysterious spell. Waking up the next morning, he discovers the effects, and now he's in the mood to "get off" another way. Biology, however, decides to throw a wrench in the mix.
cis man Dean Winchester's first period
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Pleasures of the Flesh (A.K.A Getting FreaKEY) by NSFVelyes
Fandoms: Guilty Gear (Video Games)
22 Apr 2024
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The demon axe, Paracelsus, has killed more humans than he could care to remember- but being one is far more complicated than he anticipated. With so many new parts, thoughts, and feelings to account for, there are plenty of sensations the former weapon is alien to.
A.B.A is more than willing to help him learn.
(Set Post-Strive)
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Traveler is locked somewhere in John’s office. Starved and deprived, he is given one last chance.
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After Harry has an accident during class, Professor McGonagall comforts him and tells him a story about herself
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Occasionally in Winchester household, the nights are not for sleeping.
Story 1 of 'Moonlight arc'.
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- Part 13 of My Sammy
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Rey takes a bus to Corellia's psychiatric hospital, in the hopes of getting a job, when her purse is stolen. With no proof of who she is, she passes through the wrought-iron gates, and is mistaken for a missing patient.
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Hazama is an artificial-human, but it doesn't mean he's spared of the standard human bodily functions. Hazama is also Terumi's vessel, so each of their souls needs to coexist in the same space. Too bad they don't agree on how to take care of their needs. Something that should be simple, but that is difficult when one is too impish and the other too irritable.
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A young man and his wife are traveling by train through the countryside when he gets the need to poop. Thinking that he can hold it and not reveal his desperation to his wife, he is surprised to find out that she already knows.
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Comfort Needed, Comfort Offered by Braveriver
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
18 Mar 2024
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Race knows something is wrong when Albert asks him to leave the bathroom while he is trying to poop. After hearing Albert grunt some in the empty bathroom, Race goes back to check in on him. When Albert asks for help due to his slight case of constipation, Race remembers what David did for him a week ago and decides that that's how he would help Albert.
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- Part 4 of Newsies Caretaker
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Celia gives Andi a warning about drinking apple juice
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Rey wants a ride to Hollywood, and Kylo is going to take her there.
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[#1.] The Great Nicole and her Bowel Movement by orphan_account
Fandoms: Class of '09 (Visual Novel)
12 Mar 2024
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Whatever found its way into Nicole's nasty lunch, it messed with her stomach and the result of it is nothing but raunchy. But; here's the catch, Nicole is going to fucking torture everyone with it.
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- Part 1 of 🕊️⚰️: Class of '09 Scat Fics
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After the dwindling Temerian army is routed by invading Nilfgaardian forces, Roche wakes shackled to a wagon in a slave caravan.
Worse than the suffering, violence, and humiliation he knows he's about to endure is the realization that his worst enemy will be there to witness it, chained alongside him.
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- Part 1 of rorveth slave caravan au
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Mikey feels terrible after eating a 2 week old piece of pizza under his bed, Luckily Donnie's there to help him feel better.
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Sirens echoed throughout the valley, warning everyone to take shelter, but still Orym climbed so he could see what lay in the fog covered valley of his home. The clouds above swirled, and Orym caught a glimpse of a long tail and sharp claws.
A thunderous roar broke the sky, and a beast dove.
Two wings, two legs.
A wyvern.
"Good luck." Orym whispered, and he watched the first of the harpoons fire.
Zephrah thrived of the slaying of dragons.
And there would be blood today.Series
- Part 1 of Here There Be Dragons
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Finn is constipated during a trip on the job, but once he gets to the field, the situation begins to clear up. Without a toilet in sight, his friend Victor manages to come up with a makeshift way for Finn to relieve himself.
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The Serpent Deceiver by Noir_Dix
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band), Tobias Forge - Fandom, Mary Goore - Fandom
27 Jan 2024
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Silly. Smutty.
You have been warned.Series
- Part 17 of à la carte 🍰
- Part 13 of The Cardinal's Sins 😈
- Part 10 of The Cryptid Forge Files ☯️