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How to Win an Auror in Five Days: A Theodore Tiberius Nott, Jr. Tale (With Introduction and Epilogue by Harry J. Potter) by Aliceemersonwrites2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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Healer Theodore Nott is asked to join a special case for the Aurors. Little does he know that the love of his life (well, on his end) is helping to run the mission.
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Marrying Tom Riddle, his nemesis, is not on Harry Potter's list. Yet—he's forced into a marriage with him due to undisclosed family problems, and after returning for his last year at Hogwarts, he struggles to maintain distance from his new husband while plotting divorce.
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Malfoy could control Fiendfyre—tame it even, and he did it while wearing a singed leotard that left nothing to the imagination. And oh boy, did Harry imagine.
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A very loose Christmas-Carol retelling: Harry receives unexpected visits from winter spirits - visits he didn’t know he needed, until they showed him what (and who) his heart truly wanted.
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Charmed to Love You: Harry's Reluctant Participation on a Love Variety Show by 7cherries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2025
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Magical love amulets, glittering over-enthusiastic cameras and far too many rose petals, that could make you choke.
Harry didn't sign up for this. Literally.
But when the wizarding Britain's newest, first ever, love variety show traps him in a whirlwind of flirtation and magical mishaps, courtesy of Hermione's meddling, and Tom Riddle's scheming, Harry discovers that the only thing more dangerous (and far more embarrassing) than the spotlight might be facing old, buried feelings... and falling in love on live television.
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- Part 6 of The Vault: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Fics
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Harry is a light. And where there is light, there must be a shadow.
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Was Draco a villain? Harry didn’t think so. Hadn’t for awhile. But there was a certain detachment to him. A perceived apathy that made Harry regard him as something less than human. Harry was only just identifying that coldness for what it was: A front. A necessity. Because villains might not be well received, but they got shit done.
Draco wasn’t one of Charlie's fiery beasts. He was a snake.
Harry liked snakes, though. He spoke their language.
--Wherein Harry is looking for a vampire, and a vampire is looking for a Horcrux--
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Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.
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- Part 1 of Ouroboros
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Hermione Granger's worst fear used to be that Death Eaters would kill everyone she loved. Now the war's been over for two years and her new fear is her best friend wasting away in the decrepit depths of Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter just wants everyone to leave him alone. He doesn't think it's too much to ask.
Draco Malfoy desperately needs a place to stay.
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'Falling' and other drarry drabbles by fast_brother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2024
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Harry tries to talk himself out of falling in love with Draco.
And other drabbles (of which only the 4th and the 6th are rated E).
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Malfoy—of all people—was the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, and Harry didn’t like it. He didn’t like it one bit.
“Professor Malfoy said we’ll be learning the basics on how to cast a Patronus!”
Oh really? That, Harry had to see.
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Quand des sorciers sont mystérieusement attaqués et laissés comme des coquilles vidées de leur magie, Harry et Drago mènent l'enquête.
Après leur collaboration forcée autour de la Memoriae Captiva, ils sont maintenant ensemble sur le terrain, mais aussi dans la vie.
Sur le papier, ils ont tout pour être heureux.
Sauf que pour Drago, ça reste compliqué de vivre avec le Sauveur du Monde Sorcier.
Alors quand un ex s'immisce dans le tableau, c'est le début des doutes, des angoisses, entre amour toxique et peur de l'engagement...
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At Least St. Mungo's Offers Dental? by Mister_Aster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2023
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Harry decides not to become an auror, and studies the art of healing instead.
He ends up dealing with the ridiculous, the secret, the dark, and the impossible cases.
Aiming to combine the energy of customer service with the life or death of healing, let me know how I do lol.
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- Part 1 of At Least St. Mungo's Offers Dental?
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A little bit confused but not at all surprised by indigospacehopper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Apr 2023
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When auror-in-training Harry Potter accidentally drinks a truth potion, he’s sent straight to St Mungo’s for their expert potions master to help him.
The problem? Draco Malfoy is the expert potions master, and he’s having far too much fun taunting Harry about his problem.
However, more sinister things are afoot and whilst Harry and Draco bicker and flirt, dark forces prepare to make their move…
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Counting Down To The New Year With You by Clueless_Pigeons for Nelween
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2023
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Just before Harry left for the party, he and Draco had a massive fight. Will Draco forgive him before the new year begins?
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Vingt ans après la Grande Bataille, Harry est auror, Drago, travaille au département des Potions. Ils ne se sont pas parlé depuis des années, et par un malheureux concours de circonstances, ils vont devoir collaborer sur une enquête à travers l'Europe.
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The Girl Who Lived In Three Castles by LaceyBarbedWire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2022
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In a world where Vernon Dursley has a friend in low places and Dumbledore is...competent but busy putting out fires in the wake of Voldemort's defeat, Harriet Potter gets put into an illegal adoption 'agency' on the continent. Join her as she grows up, goes off to Durmstrang, and discovers that the Potter name looms large even when you don't know it's your name.
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Prompt:
Harry Potter: "God give me patience."
Tom Riddle: "I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'"
Harry Potter: "If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead."Series
- Part 4 of Harry Potter Prompts
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Secrets and Mistletoe by NotAMuggleMiss for Frumpologist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2021
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Harry Potter is a bit of a grinch this year, but it's nothing that can't be fixed by a bit of mistletoe.
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Harry slowly walked into the room, all the while scowling at Draco as if he had done all the wrong in the world. Upon reaching his destination, that was just infront of Draco, Harry frowned at the book in Draco’s hand as though he was trying to solve a NEWT-level Arithmancy problem. He picked the book from Draco’s hand and silently kept it on the table.
Then he promptly dropped down on Draco’s lap, stretching his legs towards the other end of the sofa and snuggling cozily in Draco’s lap.
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- Part 1 of 100 Days of Drarry Drabble
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Harry was having a bad day until he stumbled onto an adorable flower shop in Muggle London. Suddenly, his day was looking up. It was amazing how well an amazing arse and a pair of grey eyes could turn a day around.
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- Part 7 of Drarry Drabbles and Short Stories