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    Karl swallows without realizing before speaking up, “Hey, everything good? Need any help?”

    Green eyes are on Karl immediately, slightly wide and filled with anger along with the fear Karl erupted inside of them. His hand drops from his mouth and is wiped on his shorts while those green eyes analyze the brunet. Pale thighs shift and are soon basically eye-level with Karl from his position on the ground below the U-Haul. The other man doesn’t say anything.

    “Sorry, I should probably introduce myself. My name is Karl Jacobs, I’m your next door neighbor…” Karl introduces himself, even going as far as pointing at his own house when mentioning them being neighbors. He debates giving him the rundown—offering up the fact that he has children, his age, but he decides there is a line that needs to be drawn between him and this stranger.

    OR; two divorced men navigate their way down a road where love is possible again, even with their own families and opposing manners of love.

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    UNFINISHED AND WILL MOST LIKELY NOT BE FINISHED, I AM NO LONGER APART OF THE DSMP COMMUNITY AND WRITING ABOUT THEM MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR MORE CHAPTERS

    He didn’t know it, but Nick was listening to him until Karl spoke up again, maybe 6 minutes later. The brunette was drifting off to sleep, so he couldn’t have said this on purpose… right?

    “Love you, Nick…” Karl had mumbled, before he snored just a small bit.

    or: The start of a mostly long distance relationship between two previously best friends, with a side of depression.

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    He’s sent him at least 50 love songs, and Karl still hasn’t gotten the message. So in a burst of confidence, Sapnap decides to just tell him.

    If only Karl was willing to believe him.

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    If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

    God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.
    ~~~

    This is a Dream SMP AU based on the fictitious concept posted to 4chans /x/ board in 2019.

    Written by our system for fun from a though we had in our physical science class while obsessed with the idea. We probably should've paid more attention to neutrons and protons and stuff but we spent more time studying the Backrooms and thinking of a DSMP AU for it! This is updated whenever we add to it but won't be our main focus! If you'd like to read the story that is the system's main focus then please do check out Run Away With Me which is a DNF story written by three of the fictives in our system. I can guarantee it will be more updated than this!

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    "Spiders are—”

    “Aren’t spiders arachnids?” Sapnap interrupts.

    “Shut up,” Karl laughs, “they mean patience.” He pauses thinking for a second before continuing his thought, “you could use some spiders in your life.”

    “What? Are you saying I'm not patient enough?”

    Karl shakes his head, resting on of his hands on Sapnap’s chest, “You are plenty patient,” he taps his hand against Sapnap’s skin and bones, he feels like if Karl just pushed a little bit more he would burst through all the muscle and all the tissue protecting his heart, if Karl pushes just a little bit more he could open Sapnap’s chest cavity and devour what is truly his.

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    Sapnap decides that he misses the pretty brunette boy who isn't his a little bit too much, so he agrees to go to a family event with him, not knowing he would get trapped in the web of fake dating and overbearing thoughts.

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    Sapnap always seems to give Karl dating advice, even though all he wants is for him to date him. But that's not the advice he gives him, at least not on purpose anyways.

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    Sapnap and Karl take what was supposed to be a little trip to Las Nevadas.

    Or, well, that's what Karl thought.

    Sapnap and Quackity, on the other hand, had different plans.

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    Karl opened their mouth to tell him, to have him adjust his hold or to let go, just that they couldn’t breathe in general, but nothing would come out. They didn’t have the air.

    “S-ap-!” Karl gasped, violet eyes widening in fear as they frantically tapped Sapnap’s wrist, “I can’t- Can’t breathe-!”

    Nothing happened. Sapnap was still just standing there, smiling at them like nothing was wrong. Terror gripped Karl’s heart as they started to hyperventilate— Or at least, they would have if they could have gotten enough air. They started hitting against Sapnap’s arm, words becoming too difficult to use as they started getting less and less oxygen. Karl’s eyes filled with tears as they stared at their friend, desperately trying to get him to understand that he was hurting them, that they were scared and then-

    Then he started laughing.

    ----

    In which Karl has a nightmare and accidentally calls George. Things only get better from there.

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    Karl never meant to hurt anyone but he did. He hurt the people he cared about the most and he can’t turn back the pain.

    In an office where no one knows books are all over the floor, ghosts are floating over a person, and blood splattered across the floor. This person seems to be dying, Correction he can’t die, why? Because he's a glitch.

    A book glowing, in whispers all around with that the person was gone. Fire burns, Unresolved Tension, missing fiancée, a mask that smiles, a white castle, a black castle, copies of that person, but that person is nowhere to be found. See? Not that Simple.
    Except for time, apparently.

    When you live in a world run by three lives you should have three lifes too right? But there's only two people who don’t. The mask man who’s in chains, The glitch, and that’s it. All the man wanted to do was HELP. Is this man immortal or just a glitch? The white castle seems to be pretty happy with what it has done. The other side was different; it was crying out for it’s owner. Who is it’s owner? The person ISN’T a glitch their from the void. And the feeling of hurting someone still stays even if they never wake up.

    Update once a month

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    “Please somebody-” Karl brought his mic closer to his face, “Please I just want an explanation.”

    George sighed dramatically, as though explaining this took a lot out of him, “It’s ‘cause I’m acespike.”

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    George makes a joke about being acespike and Karl becomes curious and wants to know more about his sexual orientation in a totally not 'sus' way. (/gen)

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    “Well,” Sapnap meets his eyes. “If you wanted to, I could help?”

    “...Help?” Karl blinks through disconcerted perplexity.

    “Look, it doesn’t have to be awkward,” Sapnap says casually. “Think about it. If something goes wrong, it won’t be a big deal, because you know that it’s not actually…real. Besides, isn’t it better to do it with someone you know and trust rather than a complete stranger?”

    Or, it takes a simple question and an obscene amount of pining for Karl and Sapnap’s friendship to crumble into pieces.

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    What the title says
    Read introduction for more info

    Disclaimer: I'm only shipping online PERSONAS and not real life.

    This was inserted here from Wattpad on my account @KiRAsFanfic

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    Dream dies in prison and becomes a ghost , his ghost regresses due to everyone fighting over if he should stay in prison. Techno shuts it down , philza joins in the shutting down, tommy and Wilbur Join them . Then the rest of the story is just sbi healing thanks to ghost dream. ( Tw- there will be light mentions of R@p3 and t0urtur3 , I'll give a tw in the notes if it gets more than just a mention)

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    “you know i can take care of myself.”

    “no, you can't. it would be better if you just relaxed.”

    it was so annoying that he felt happy about her answer.

    or,

    sapnap hates karl. sapnap hates karl. yeah, he definitely hates karl.

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    did sapnap actually want this? did he actually want to die? the answer to that question was yes, he did want to die. he can’t live in a world where his fiancé forgets him, and the other moves on to something new..

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    The first time plays out like normal, because there isn’t any reason to suspect anything is wrong. The second time they don’t think anything of it, because at this point it’s nothing but coincidence.

    The third time, they notice. The fourth time, they joke around and have fun with it.

    By the tenth round, it’s getting tiring. Part of that is probably because Dream keeps winning.

    Or: A glitch in the simulation causes Karl and Dream to get locked in the roles of murderer and sheriff respectively.

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    Basically everyone simping and loving our beloved Karl~

    If you don't ship it, that's fine, but please no hate.

    I ONLY SHIP THE CHARACTERS/ONLINE PERSONAS! NOT THE PEOPLE THEMSELVES!

    (Please read beginning notes before continuing, thank you!)

    A/N As of 2025.

    Hi! Just a little warning, I'm the kind of author who starts things and often doesn't continue them(likely from life things or unmotivating stuff), so if you don't like unfinished fics, then I suggest not to read my fics at all, just figured to say that for anyone who has been dying to see updates because I truly apologize.

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    Tommy arrived at Camp Half-blood when he was four, nine years later and he's still unclaimed (even though he's thirteen and gods are supposed to claim their kids at twelve) and wreaking havoc wherever he goes and making Puffy question her sanity. Not to mention he can turn invisible which makes his shenanigans so much more interesting, but let's not forget that all good things must eventually end.

    What happens when Tommy goes on his first real quest that he's not actually supposed to go on, and who is Tommy's godly parent? So many unanswered questions without answers. yet.

     

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    Tommy-centric PJO AU that we don't deserve nor did we ask for.

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    This is an au I kinda worked on so summary
    sometimes I misspell please do correct me if I make any mistake on my spelling
    this au is the minor + quackity
    is them working in a cafe
    the dream smp being their regulars
    On hiatus for now cuz writer's block is shi7ty

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    Karl Jacobs was never one to complain. He took subpar grades with a pained smile on his face, stubbed his toe on his dresser nearly every morning and simply walked it off each time with nothing but a sharp inhale. Today, though, was different. Much different, in fact. Karl had woken up and looked at his phone only to see that he had slept through the five alarms he had set after a long night studying. He tripped over his own feet in a rush as he put on the most mismatched outfit that would ever grace the hallways of Stephen Mills High.

    His eyes rolled as he quietly scoffed to himself. Of course, with his luck, on an already awful day he gets paired with Nick Sharpe. Nick Sharpe, a basketcase athlete who cares about nothing but doing the bare minimum so he can stay in football. Nick Sharpe, someone who’s never bothered to stay awake for their shared first period class.

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