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“Yeah. I’m sorry for intruding,” he says, not very sorry at all. “But seriously, Techno, this is…this is hilarious—“
“Maybe to you.”
“Yeah, it is, actually. It’s funny seeing you all—all flustered and shit. Imagine that. Imagine if everyone knew that every year you lock yourself in solitary confinement and resist the urge to bend over the first person you see.”
He half expects Technoblade to deny the extremity of all that. Instead, he does anything but. “And you’re not makin’ it much easier to get through it. So. Can you, like…”
Dream huffs a laugh. “Leave? Do you even want me to leave?”
The man’s jaw quivers.
“You have no clue what I wanna do.”
or: How Technoblade came to owe Dream a favor.
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- Part 1 of currybowl dnb
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Boy oh boy, ive ascended.
Smut scenes so hot and raw it should be illegal ?!?!?!100/10, will definitely reread
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Technoblade found a house.
A house, in the middle of the tundra. It looked lived in- lights on, heat emanating from it...
And foot tracks in the snow.
Techno decided he should probably find out who was living this close to his home.
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Ch 7
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By Your Side by CaveCrawlersCrimes, DinoAfterDusk
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
16 Aug 2024
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"So uh- gotta say, wasn't expecting you to be a dog hybrid of all things." Techno kept his voice casual, almost lazy, as if the revelation meant nothing to him, even as his hands itched to bury themselves back in Dream's curls.
Dream's eyes widened as he scooted himself backwards, trying to get his feet under himself "I-I don't know what you're talking about!" he clambered to his feet, hands clenched into fists at his sides as he tried to make himself seem bigger than he was. "A-A-And even if I did, no-one will ever believe you!"
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Dream's been hiding more than just his face, and as his time in prison drags on, a new cellmate threatens to unravel every barrier he's built to hide behind. Unfortunately for him though, he doesn't quite care as much as he thought he would, and Techno is worryingly persuasive.
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- Part 1 of Dog Days Are Over
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So If My Best Friend Is The Blood God, And I'm A Necromancer by RE_DyingLikeR2H
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Mar 2022
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His cackling laughter breaks the silence of the cell after Quackitys demands for the revive book.
Technoblade hadn't seen someone this arrogant since the last time he fought this guy.
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Maybe Tommy is a little breedslut with nothing better to do than get fucked 24/7. Sue him.
Tommy goes into heat. Unfortunately, his mate doesn't immediately stick his dick in him the moment he starts dripping slick. What an asshole.
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antarctic thaw by Anonymous (WorkID: 42726399)
Summary: Maybe Tommy is a little breedslut with nothing better to do than get fucked 24/7. Sue him.
Tommy goes into heat. Unfortunately, his mate doesn't immediately stick his dick in him the moment he starts dripping slick. What an asshole.
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Dog Days Are Over by CaveCrawlersCrimes, DinoAfterDusk
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2024
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Tommy is just trying to get through a busy Valentine’s Day shift when a clingy couple come in and start hitting on him.
Will he turn them down or maybe just give in?
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Schlatts a whore and this is why *slide one* look at him take dick by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, im sorry mom - Fandom
03 Feb 2022
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Techno, Phil, Wilbur, Quackity, and Slimesicle gather at the whitehouse in an attempt to convince Schlatt to back down as president. As it turns out the man was waiting for them, and he doesn't want to go out without a bang.
LOOK AT THE TAGSHEY SCHLUTT yeah i know you know what ao3 and wattpad is. Im dedicating this to you.
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My Best Friend’s Older Brother by The Regretful Author (AJLovesYou)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jun 2022
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In which Ranboo is at his best friend’s house for a sleep over and came across a very much naked and very much drunk Technoblade pleasuring himself, and he just can’t look away.
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- Part 2 of Works of a Regretful Author
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Was inspired by a fic
Techno and Tommy had a bond even as Tommy was a baby even in death and reincarnation will their love be found again and what will be born anew
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If you have an idea you want to see written, just leave a comment!
I accept a lot of DSMP ships.
So if your request catches my attention and inspires me, it will get written at some point.Very slow writing and occasional posts.
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- Part 21 of Demon Queen's path to Hell
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A collection of all my works. For convenience.
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rlly all porn!
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"Dreamie, we know you're in here."
Dream panicked, trying to pull his pants up as fast as he can before they found him, until one of them opened the door of his stall, telling the others that he found him.
“Little slut, exposing yourself like that huh?”
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Dream has bullies, he hates them, and they hate him, until
one day they try something elseSeries
- Part 1 of Mcyt college au
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Minecraft, But Technoblade Gets Milked by DreamsUsedCumsock (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 May 2022
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Techno sputtered, face turning a delicious red. Distantly, it reminded Dream of a strawberry.
Strawberries are good, Dream distantly thought. They're sweet and delicious— and juicy.
(Technoblade is also sweet and delicious, Dream would later also distantly think. And juicy.)
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Technoblade gets milked by Dream in more ways that one.
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- Part 4 of Porn (All NSFW works)
- Part 2 of Technoblade
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Technoblade goes feral in full boar form. Thankfully, Wilbur and Tommy know exactly how to calm him down.
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- Part 3 of Lute Sonata No. 9: IV. Sarabanda
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Day 4: Double Penetration in One Hole
When Tommy makes a request, who are Phil and Techno to say no?
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secrets told by orphan_account for dcjohn, Dancing like a Poisonous Mushroom (The_Eclipsee), A Carnegie (RavenElele), Portal to a Rose (SerpentPrideQueen), Just B (The_BS_Duo), B-Dub (blang0505), Beeps B (Anonimousli_Kanonical), c (hamsterbanana), Ace C (Ace_Writer_100), D (come_feed_the_rain), winxp, Wilbur, wilbur530, tommyinnit, tommyinnit04, tommy05007, wasp609, wasp13, nnope
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2022
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tommy comes to america and techno fucks him
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When asked Ponk will always say he loves Sam and Foolish. And it’s true, he really does! He’d argue that he has the best boyfriends on the SMP. But sometimes he needs something… different. The SMP had an open relationship for this very reason. Of course, he would take advantage of it every so often.
Basically, Ponk goes to Techno to get railed.
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iridescent watermelon colors by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft) for KoalaRen (Koala2001)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2023
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The first time Dream runs into Techno at the Olympics, he's pretty sure the other rider hates him. The second time he's even more sure.
The third time, he's somewhat less sure.
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A Little Piece of Him is in a Little Piece of Me by Princess_Lynn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Nov 2022
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Wilbur has a size kink and is in heat