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"What if...I marry Tim?" Bruce stared at him, eyes dead.
"Bruce," Clark said, oh so calm. He was Lake Placid. He was calm. He was zen. A zen lake. "Are you high? Are you literally high? Were there drugs in that drink? Are you being mind controlled?"
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The Finale. Everything comes together, like a glorious, beautiful trainwreck.Series
- Part 3 of Batman: The Drunk and the Done
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Boom Boom Boom Boom (I want to go Boom Boom) by griffle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Jun 2020
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This wasn't going well.
Clark and Diana were regretting taking this on.
For one: they had greatly misjudged what Bruce had said about Damian’s crush.
This was not a scrapbook. This was not a scrapbook.
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- Part 2 of Batman: The Drunk and the Done
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Three bottles are slammed between them.
"We're getting drunk," was all Bruce said, before starting to chug from a bottle.
Clark looks at Diana. Diana looks at Clark.
Well.
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- Part 1 of Batman: The Drunk and the Done
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lie: detected, husband: acquired by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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“And…” Shang Qinghua raises a brow. “What did you say you were?”
“Well,” Shen Yuan says, subtly trying to pull his hand back from a heavily sedated Luo Binghe who not-so-subtly keeps murmuring ‘Married?’ over and over with every squeeze of his fingers, “about that—”
“Bro.” The scandalized gasp that bounces off the walls makes Shen Yuan feel like a criminal. “You had to lie about your familial relationship with the dude, and the first thing that came to mind was to say you’re his husband?”
“Actually,” Shen Yuan corrects, “I didn’t say I was his husband.”
At his side, Luo Binghe breathes out a soft, “Husband.”
Or; Shen Yuan acts like pretending to be Binghe’s husband isn’t the best thing to ever happen to him.
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Marriage Shenanigans or the Dragon Objects by Eovin for You_Light_The_Sky, Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2019
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Following the rumours knight Liu Qingge finds a tower in the middle of the woods. In residence is a dragon and a prince. He assumes that the dragon kidnapped the prince and is holding him hostage... He is wrong.
Otherwise known as:
Misadventures of honourable dragon Shen Yuan in dealing with demonic prince hell-bent on marrying him.
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Symmetry by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2021
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**THIS WORK IS BEING REWRITTEN**
“Shizun?”
Oh- right. “Ah, yes?” Shen Yuan responds, not bothering to correct Luo Binghe that no, he wasn’t his identical twin, Shen Qingqiu, who recently moved back to China, and who insisted that his students call him Shizun.
“I was wondering if you could help me again this year… I understand if you’re busy.” Luo Binghe looks down at him, twisting his hands around his book bag.
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College AU with upperclassman TA Shen Yuan and struggling underclassman Luo Binghe. -
For you (With love) by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2021
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"His King seemed to have gained a terrible sense of separation anxiety, and now Shang QInghua couldn’t shake him at all! Best friends aren’t this clingy?! And they don’t just drop baskets of fruits and delicacies, and a silk ribbon every week, or accidentally propose over and over again via plot devices! Shang Qinghua is starting to feel like a house husband without any of the sexy benefits!"
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Mobei-Jun starts to shower Shang QInghua with gifts and keeps proposing on accident, much to his servant's distress.
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30 Jul 2025
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Literally sobbed when he said Luo Binghe told him how lmao. Like fam no that’s not the concrete source of information you think it is ;-;.
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Heart Made of Strings by Ravennest
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.
According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying
“Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.
Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.
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The Untold Tale by PhoenixTakaramono
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2022
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Let it not be said that Shen Yuan didn’t know how to be an accomplished—arguably better—writer than Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky! A middle-aged author in his hubris, he’d unknowingly triggered his fate and had his consciousness whisked away into an unfathomable mystical world that he would later learn to be based on Proud Immortal Demon Way and his very own work-in-progress. When given the opportunity to customize his character’s stats and to design his one remaining Customizable Skill Slot, as a veteran reader of transmigration stories and their tropes, Shen Yuan demanded, “Grant me the protagonist’s halo of course!”
The SYSTEM was silent all but for a minute.【Understood. Unique Skill "PROTAGONIST'S HALO" activated. Esteemed Host, you share the Unique Skill "PROTAGONIST'S HALO" with one other.】
“Who?”
【This world’s Luo Binghe. From the original novel series.】
“...Hold on, I need some time to process this.”
(Little did Shen Yuan know that this world’s Luo Binghe is the same sadistic “Bing gē” from the released Extra short story. It was also too bad that Shen Yuan, in his mortal form, resembled Shen Qingqiu by a good thirty-to-forty percent.)
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26 Jul 2025
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Halfway through chapter 4!
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for forgiveness, you could always pray by Space_Samurai for Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2023
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When he turns eighteen, Luo Binghe decides to follow the noble demon tradition of killing your father to marry your mother.
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We Can't Believe Our Shen-Shixiong Is So Cute! by li2
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2020
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Shen Yuan is just a tad too young to be a believable Shizun, and people notice.
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the hands by which he fell by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2023
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But he didn’t run, and maybe that was more devastating.
More devastating, more soul-crushing, more heart-shattering—because he flinched.
The moment Luo Binghe lifted a hand to his face, inches from touching him, his shizun, Shen Qingqiu, poised and aloof and composed and fearless Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, flinched.
And, oh, if that didn’t hurt.
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Jinlan City but Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe actually talk.
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- Part 2 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
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Hey, bro. FMK? by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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An incredibly bored Shang Qinghua convinces an equally bored Shen Qingqiu to play a game from their past.
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To Be the Empress to a Crybaby Demon... Need Help by ellanica
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2020
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The demon lord Tianlang-jun’s empress, Shen Yuan, was fabled to be a legendary beauty, peerless and elegant, that Tianlang-jun threatened to kill anyone who laid their eyes on him.
He tamed the Demon Emperor, people say. He was the calm to his storm, the reason to his madness, the yin to his yang.
Fuck that shit, Shen Yuan thought, wondering how the hell he managed to land in this mess. He was just doing Tianlang-jun a favor!
Or…
Shen Yuan stumbles into a snake and a seal, unleashes a demon lord, and becomes empress while internally screaming.
(Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is thirsty for his stepmom.)
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Misinformation by demoncow97
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2022
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“Master Shen must not have heard me earlier. I said I knew of his reputation,” the man said, collecting himself. “That also means I know how hated Master Shen really is among his so-called martial siblings.”
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but bristle at that, despite how generic and bland the villain's monologue was.
"You and I both know no one is coming to save you, Shen Qingqiu."
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Shen Qingqiu is kidnapped by a man with some outdated information. Said kidnapper has a big storm coming.
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something you don't give much attention by brosnyaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2020
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It starts like every other fight. Liu Qingge lands one hit to Luo Binghe's every three, both of them bruising and collecting injuries like art. It drags on until the sunlight starts to fade, until they're both breathing heavily and covered in a fine sheet of sweat.
And then Luo Binghe makes a mistake.
It's small - just a minor misstep, an unfortunate shift of balance. Against any other opponent, it wouldn't mean a thing. Wouldn't make a difference. But Liu Qingge has been watching. Liu Qingge has been waiting for Luo Binghe to make a mistake for years. He quickly changes his attack mid-step, throwing his weight against the opening Luo Binghe's mistake left, and Luo Binghe falls. Liu Qingge falls with him, of course -he compromised too much of his balance with that attack - but he makes sure to end up on top, straddling Luo Binghe and pressing the flat of Cheng Luan's blade to his neck.
Without meaning to, without thinking to stop it, Liu Qingge smiles at him, bright and genuine and triumphant.
Luo Binghe's breath catches.
"I win."
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~Or~ The one where Liu Qingge actually wins a fight and Luo Binghe ends up getting a little hot for Shishu.
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Best Served Cold by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2021
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Finally going on an official date with the man you’d been in love with since you were old enough to really understand what love was should have been a purely joyous occasion, he’d thought. Instead, Binghe stood outside Yuan-ge's apartment building, frozen by anxiety.
He’d spent the time between that morning’s fateful brunch and now obsessing over reservations, whether to bring a car or not, and just how many buttons represented the sweet spot between ‘too slutty’ and ‘just slutty enough.’
Binghe was fully prepared to put out on the first date, but a hurried text conversation with Shang Qinghua had made it pretty clear that -as easily overwhelmed as Yuan-ge could get- he also was so dense that nothing short of a surface-to-air missile could penetrate his established determination that he was undesirable so it might not happen right away.
Or: that one where Luo Binghe gets both his man and some overdue revenge.
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- Part 2 of Brunch Warfare and other Sorties
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Brunch Warfare by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2021
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Brunch went south about two steps away from the front entrance of Shen Yuan’s favorite cafe; a place with free wifi, big squishy chairs, custom mimosa pitchers, and an endless avocado toast special. He arrived bright and early with his computer bag under one arm and the intention of staking out one of the solo tables in back for the rest of the morning until he’d finished his current editing project.
The project in question was the latest offering from Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky after he broke out from webnovels, so endless mimosas and carbohydrates would be necessary for Shen Yuan to make it through with his sanity and blood pressure intact. Shang Qinghua was late on his most recent draft, but the earliest chapters had been finalized so he could get started on that at least.
However, his phone pinged just as he reached the entrance, and Shen Yuan made the fatal mistake of pausing to check the message.
Shen Jiu: Too late now, but brace yourself. We’re inside. Qi-ge set us both up.
Or: that one where Shen Yuan lost his break up, but Luo Binghe is about to kill it on the rebound.
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- Part 1 of Brunch Warfare and other Sorties
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funny how you just break down (waiting on some sign) by WhenasInSilks for EyesofNeptune8004
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2022
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Luo Binghe’s hand is half-raised, and Shen Qingqiu is going to die and this is the hand that will—
“[Notice: In appreciation of your continued use of our services, System 2.0 is offering {Valued Customer} a complimentary Bonus Plotline! Do you accept?]”
aka, What if Luo Binghe could read Shen Qingqiu’s mind during the Jinlan City arc?
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learn to know me by that name by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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"Shidi finally woke up; how do you feel? Any discomfort, any memory issues?" Yue Qingyuan's voice was warm, yet carried a sense of urgency with it that had a year ago been absent.
He shook his head and blindly moved to grab his fan, but stalled when his hand met, instead of the cool press of paper and wood, warm skin and silky hair.
He shot up, twisting around to properly face this person. He barely noticed Yue Qingyuan reaching out to support his still weak body, helping him sit up enough to lean on his propped up elbow. Though that person looked to have been asleep, he was quickly waking up.
When he met that person's eyes, he recognized him straight away. Shen Jiu, the Orginal Goods, the first person that this body ever belonged to. And though he had previously viciously imagined what he would do to that scum if he ever came face to face with him, all those plans were thrown out the window.
In which a year after his first, Shen Qingqiu falls prey to a second major Qi Deviation. There are now two Shen Qingqiu's walking around - Yue Qingyuan is pleased with this new development, Shen Jiu immediately gets very attached, and Shen Yuan does not mind all this as much as he probably should.
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- Part 3 of Scum Villain One Shots
- Part 1 of Two for the Price of One