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    Luca's had plenty of time to get used to how things are in the big leagues. Plenty of time to learn the ins and outs, plenty of time to settle into the team dynamic and get used to playing with the two men he idolized his entire childhood.

    Plenty of time to figure out how to get his head on straight after games, plenty of time to figure out how to decompress after practices. Everyone seems to have their own thing, except for Luca. He just can't seem to get his head on right. At least until he learns that sometimes, giving up complete control, is exactly what he needs. And who better to do it with the two people he trust the most?

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    The one where Luca tries to do a Dom/sub dynamic through grindr and Shane and Ilya are like yeah....no that's not going to work. We can help.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    “Maybe—maybe Lily is sleeping,” she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. She’s bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. “And you should be sleeping too, mister.”

    “He’s not sleeping.” Shane flares his nostrils—another gesture Yuna hasn’t seen in so many years. “He’s waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. He’s—he’ll be so worried.”

    Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesn’t pick up?

    -x-

    or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Prompt from Twitter: Boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them it was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest bug

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    27 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    27 Jul 2026

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    [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    “You’re mine,” Shane said again. Mine, mine, mine, the only thought in Shane’s head, a broken record he didn’t want to fix.
    Ilya nodded once in confirmation, his lips parted, his eyes lust blown, his mouth unable to form a coherent reply to whatever had possessed his boyfriend — is that what they were? Boyfriends? — his mind flooded with one word on repeat: Yours. Yours, yours, yours.

    Or

    When Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana at the cottage, Shane fucks him into the couch.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    It might have been easier to fall to his knees and beg for forgiveness. But his boyfriend was a dangerous thing right now, and God help him, Ilya couldn’t resist. He liked it when Shane’s sharp edges caught his soft sides, when all of his intensity bubbled onto the surface.

    “Did you want me to sign your tits too, Hollander?” he asked. “Make things even?”

    There was some saying about playing stupid games.

    Or: a drunken fan interaction was making its rounds on social media, and Ilya knew that apologies weren’t cheap.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    “I want this baby out of me.”
    “Soon, моя матрёшка,” Ilya replied, kissing Shane’s cheek.
    Shane rolled his eyes. “Not soon enough. And for the last time, I am not a матрёшка.”
    “Yes you are. You have little Shane inside,” Ilya retorted, rubbing his hand over his husband’s swollen belly to prove his point.

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    Ilya fucks the brains out of his pregnant husband (whom he likes to refer to as "matryoshka" (Russian nesting doll))

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    25 Jul 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    "If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.

    "But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.

    "Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.

    "Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.


    Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.

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    25 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 88

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    Ilya knows his котенок better than anyone else. When they find a stray cat to compare him to, he starts to realize just how spot-on the nickname is

    5+1 fic off all the ways Shane's cat-energy comes out, and the one time Ilya's does

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    24 Jul 2026

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    @MHL Gossip @MHLGossip

    BREAKING: An audio posted by an anonymous source reveals that Boston Captain Ilya Rozanov is currently BLACKMAILING Montreal Captain Shane Hollander with what he calls an ‘incriminating photo’. Fans are left wondering just what the so called ‘Golden Boy’ of the MHL could have done and how does Rozanov have such a photo?

     

    @montrealbabes 

    FUCK

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    24 Jul 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 77

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    Their little dynamic had started almost as a joke before spiraling into something real, before any of them really grasped it. Luca may be painfully shy about it but he’s right where he wants to be.

    (STANDALONE)

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Modeling in a GQ photo shoot with his husband had been weird for Shane, though not an entirely new experience, as it wasn’t all that different from doing hockey promo shoots.

    Walking on a runway however, in front of a live audience, was never something he even remotely considered. Until Farah calls him one morning, with an unusual offer.

    Shane is convinced he shouldn’t do it, too scared what would happen. But Ilya seems to disagree, even kind of loving the idea of it.

    Or: the one where Shane Hollander mesmerizes his husband from a runway

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    22 Jul 2026

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    “My mother, she –” his voice shook, but he continued, “I had a dream about her. Just now. She – she told me something. That if I have letters to write, I have reasons to stay. And I – blyat’ – I’d have so many letters to write.”

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    Ilya attempts writing a "just-in-case" suicide letter to Shane, and then passes out for 16 hours where he has a very vivid dream about his mother. Shane finds Ilya's letter first, and then him passed out on the bed and (validly) assumes the worst. Happy ending though. I promise 🫶🏻

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    4,413

    21 Jul 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 88

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    “Congrats boys,” the guard said, swinging open the cell door and stepping aside. “You’re free to go.”
    “Thank you,” Shane muttered at the floor, stepping over the threshold and coming to a stop in front of Ilya, who was standing a few feet in front of the door with his arms crossed and face unmoving. Shane couldn’t even bring himself to look up; he didn’t want Ilya’s expression ingrained in his mind any more than it already was.
    Luca mumbled his thanks to the guard and followed suit, coming to stand next to Shane, his head bowed.
    Ilya huffed a sound of disappointment as he looked them over, before uttering his first word of the night.
    “Walk.”

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    Shane and Luca get arrested after getting into a bar fight. Ilya is not happy with them.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.

    He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.

    “Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.

    or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.

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    21 Jul 2026

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