Annoying_Axolotl



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    Tommy comes to the village to fix up the Blood God's temple and the village begins to question just how he's managing to do it all.

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    aka, the village fuck around, and by fuck do they find out

    (title form Never Love An Anchor, The Crane Wives)

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    03 Nov 2025

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    “You … you know I love you, right?” he asked as he cupped his face, and the toddler lighted up, nodding fiercely.

    “Mhm! You say it a lot!”

    "Do you know how much I love you?"

    "Oh! Um! To- to the end of the unvers!"

    "Mhm, I love you to the end of the universe"

    "Cuz the unvers is so big!! And you love me that much!"

     

    - Dadnoblade Bedrock Bros War AU

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    03 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Martyn had moved to the city pretty much on a whim.
    He'd come trying to outrun the shadows that'd loomed over him for five years now, all tangled up in the realization of all his worst qualities the day he'd buried a knife in his best friend's back. Figuratively speaking. Then again, it wasn't beyond metaphor to say that in every word and sideways smile, he carried a dagger in one hand, and in the other, he offered a rose. When he'd moved here, he'd hoped maybe he could free himself, start fresh in a new place, swearing off any chance at romance, for what had he done but prove he couldn't be trusted? A traitor with honey-soaked words.
    On his first day, he meets Ren, the lead professor in the drama department. And he wonders, distinctly, what he'd done to deserve having someone so gorgeous set right before his eyes, untouchable, out of reach. Or so he'd say, but then, it wasn't like he'd put his arm out yet.

    {In which Martyn wants to finally get things right, Ren is desperately playing dumb, and a few wayward sheets of paper are all it takes to fling a new opportunity in both of their faces. If they'll take it, though, is entirely up to them.}

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    Something wretched and desperate, something beyond saving. A creature built for survival and survival alone.

    The wood of his bow is hot in his hand. He regards the Skulk, its eyes glassy and vacant, and wonders what makes him so different from this network of dead synapses and decaying bones. This hungry thing.

    Or; Etho persists. He survives. Because if he's been good at anything so far, it's that.

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    Impulse and Skizz have been friends for as long as anyone can remember. But how did they meet? How did the demon lord of disease befriend the Throne of healing and life?

    It started with a mountain of corpses, a shopping basket, and a job to do.

     

    A gift fic for my dear beta, Pete!

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    08 Oct 2025