Batfink
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'Pixie dust!' I exclaimed, 'like Tinkerbell?'
'They're decidedly bigger in real life,' Nightingale frowned, 'but it's an easy enough fix. You just need to have sex.'
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Ed burst out laughing. “Seriously!” He cackled. “You think Izzy Hands wants me?” He laughed so much he was gasping for breath. “Babe. No.” He panted at last. “I can assure you. Iz has no interest in me in any sexual way.”
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“I don't know why you put up with that shit.” Roach informed him as he sat down to eat. “Man with your skills. You could work for anyone.”
Izzy shrugged. “I've been with Ed for twenty odd years. Don't know who I am without him.”
Roach huffed and leaned over to set a small sweetly spiced roll beside his plate. “Maybe, it's time to find out, yes?” Izzy didn't reply but he was thinking about what Roach said.
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Izzy flashed him a smile and a brief nod. “Captain.”
Stede was stunned. He wandered to Ed's room (he refused to call it the brig) and paused in the open doorway looking back in the direction Izzy had gone.
“You okay?” Ed asked. “Look like you've seen a ghost.”
Stede turned to look at him shaking his head in disbelief. “Izzy just called me Captain, without adding worst and ever to either side of it.”
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Ed and Izzy have a unique way of working out their differences of opinion
Recent series
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Hoodies & Kisses by Batfink
Fandom: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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- 3,263
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Therapist Clint by Batfink
Fandom: Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Mar 2022
- Words:
- 5,375
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Good Omens Flashfic by Batfink
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2019
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A collection of super short, totally random and stand-alone Aziraphale and Crowley fics.
- Words:
- 3,293
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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The Continuing Adventures of Furry Menace & Snake Boy by Batfink
Fandom: Fright Night (2011), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Underworld (Movies)
01 Sep 2019
- Words:
- 19,195
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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Team Building by Batfink
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Jul 2016
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A random collection of stories regarding the Avengers socialising as a team. All unrelated.
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- 2,232
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Finding the right first mate is hard! Silly crackfic written for the prompt "Meet-Cute or First Meeting" for Happy Ed/Izzy Week
"Is this the first mate tryout for Captain Blackbeard?” a voice rasps.
Ed doesn’t bother picking his head up. “Nah, fuck off. We’re closed.”
A hand slams down next to him. “Don’t think I will. I’ve got references.”
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- Part 10 of Space's Happy Ed/Izzy Week 2023
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 672
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 63
- Kudos:
- 141
- Bookmarks:
- 17
- Hits:
- 658
Bookmarked by Batfink
18 Feb 2023
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“Who the fuck,” Ed says, “Fucked you.”
Or, we discover the consequences of jealousy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,544
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 318
- Kudos:
- 2,295
- Bookmarks:
- 574
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- 27,139
Bookmarked by Batfink
04 Feb 2023
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all for a good time by shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
04 Dec 2021
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“You’re supervillains,” Steve says. “You’re killing people.”
“Eh,” Bucky says, blowing a bubble with his gum and letting it pop loudly for emphasis. “Not really a downside.”
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- Part 14 of 3 Winterhawk 3 Bingo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,602
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 55
- Kudos:
- 405
- Bookmarks:
- 57
- Hits:
- 3,346
Bookmarked by Batfink
13 Aug 2022
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Disaster Trio by feathers_and_cigarettes
Fandom: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Venom (Comics)
22 Jan 2020
- Words:
- 17,073
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 26
Bookmarked by Batfink
05 May 2022
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For raveninthewind: undercover as a couple.
Bookmarked by Batfink
23 Oct 2016