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RED AND BLUE CALL THAT STAR AND SPANGLED by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Vocaloid
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: disneymoto, cryptic, mr skelly
While comforting Thomas over yet another heartbreak, Miku has finally had enough. Luckily, she has just the right plan to teach that despicable purple rabbit a lesson.
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Miku says its hunting season! And it somehow makes the best fic of the batch
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- Part 30 of Frantic Fanfic
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Kratos meets his match by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), God of War (Video Games), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: cryptic, mr skelly, disneymoto
A strange portal can lead to stranger meetings. Who ever said that a drunken new yorker and a god killer couldn't find love? Who ever thought it might be with each other?
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Give us a character, and we will make yaoi. Give us a drunken man and a greek god- and we will make even yaoi-er
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- Part 29 of Frantic Fanfic
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NEW WORLD by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: mr skelly, disneymoto, cryptic
After attempting to play a strange VR game he had managed to find access to on Ebay, CaptainSparklez finds himself unable to take the headset off. Now trapped in this digital realm, as his minecraft character nonetheless, will the Captain be able to survive its wacky adventures and escape the circus? Or will he end up abstracted like his predecessors before him.
Only time can tell, and maybe, just maybe, that toothy Ringmaster will be the final key he needs to reach his goals.aka
CaptainSparklez in da circus, what will he do!!! He should yaoi
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- Part 28 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 430
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 62
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A Long Tail by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: God of War (Video Games), モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
31 Jan 2026
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WRITERS: dani, nyanko, mr skelly
A cold bite filled the air as the worst of Fimbulwinter had begun. Kratos had been stalking the forests near the home when he became aware of another being. This creature was far to large to be some ordinary human. However, it was far too weak to be some sort of god. Slowly, he reached for his Leviathan Axe before moving closer. The creature was mostly comprised of a long, red serpent's tail with the upper half of a woman. Could this be a gorgon who strayed too far from her home? He narrowed his eyes as he prodded her cold tail with his axe.
"Girl...are you awake?"aka
Frantic fanfic goes wholesome with the strangest mix of characters.
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- Part 27 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 377
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 168
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WRITERS: dani, mr skelly, luvfemboys
Sans encounters a strange merc yelling up a storm in his favorite food place.
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Scout is really just jumping to every universe now isnt he? Good for him, good for him
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- Part 26 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 378
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 62
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WRITERS: mr skelly, dani, sanjisfeet
Wittle Oncey did an oopsy woopsy and summoned a demon 🥺! What in the world could she ever want! Hopefully a thneed <3
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Frantic fanfic means we get to be silly with the most ridiculous of groups.
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- Part 25 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 285
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 46
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WRITERS: mr skelly, luvfemboys, dani
Down on his luck and struggling to pay for dinner, Greatest Swordsman Zoro finds alternative means to improving his life.
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The best yaoi of the batch.
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- Part 24 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 530
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 168
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The strongest sorcerer meets the strongest merc by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Team Fortress 2
07 Aug 2024
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WRITERS: kitsunmiku, mr skelly, freakji
An unstoppable force meets an immovable and very, very, annoying object.
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Scout has returned to franticfanfic with a new enemy(?).
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- Part 23 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 859
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 70
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Bonesaw-man by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Vocaloid, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2024
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WRITERS: freakji, kitsunmiku, mr skelly
The dark sky outside and the world it covered stayed at the edge of her mind as she took another drag of her cigarette, yare yare what a pain this place is.
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We write the coolest dark fiction and my friends try to kill me in the end
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- Part 22 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 781
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 90
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i got hit by truck and now im dating in a magical world?! by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2024
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WRITERS: mr skelly, freakji, kitsunmiku
Things are strange when you get isekai'd into a jujustsu world, at least there's coffee and magic boys.
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/Someone/ had to take the xreader option and hey, we had 40 minutes to spare.
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- Part 21 of Frantic Fanfic
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Megatron has a side gig by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2023
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WRITERS: ann, twister, mr skelly
Megatron's greatest fan is finally getting the chance to see him!
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Frantic fanfic where megatron and mettaton got mixed up and we threw in a dash of wattpad for flavor
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- Part 20 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 371
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 37
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Sting like a bee - Bumblee V Ender Dragon by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2023
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WRITERS: twister, mr skelly, ann
Autobot, transform and roll out- to the end!
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frantic fanfic loves its crossovers, and so do I
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- Part 19 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 28
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WRITERS: mr skelly, ann, twister
oh no oh no no no no not again-
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Frantic fanfic has fun with some tf2 mercs
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- Part 18 of Frantic Fanfic
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Strange encounter, seriously where did he come from by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Undertale (Video Game)
20 Oct 2023
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WRITERS: ann, mr skelly, twister
Astarion has fallen from the surface world, and someone's got a bone to pick with him
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Frantic fanfic where only 2/3 people have played Baulders gate
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- Part 17 of Frantic Fanfic
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Bone than meets the eye by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game)
20 Oct 2023
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WRITERS: twister, ann, mr skelly
Optimus finds himself up against a new enemy in the underground: trying to have important conversations with a very sleepy skeleton.
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Frantic fanfic tries exposition
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- Part 16 of Frantic Fanfic
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WRITERS: mr skelly, twister, ann
I love that part in breaking bad where Mr white looked at sans undertale and said "its cooking time" then cooked all over the place
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Frantic fanfic says Sans and the new besties engage in a little meth
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- Part 15 of Frantic Fanfic
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WRITERS: joe biden, rachel, mr skelly
Oh my gosh its Hatsune miku I love your music please dont kill me
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Literally the best frantic fanfic we have ever written, its so good
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- Part 14 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 449
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 53
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Your printer has encountered an issue - FF by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
12 Sep 2022
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WRITERS: mr skelly, joe biden, rachel
Error error, printer out of ink
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the frantic fanfic i really wanna rewrite into an actual fic but have no idea how to
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- Part 13 of Frantic Fanfic
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WRITERS: joe biden, rachel, mr skelly
His pink sauce :(
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hahahahfbcdianjeuncduij frantic
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- Part 12 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 475
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 60
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Ur favorite anime girl is a misogynist by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Vocaloid
02 Sep 2022
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WRITERS: rachel, mr skelly, joe biden
Oh my gosh its Anthony Tate, I love misogony ❤ ❤
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Miku saving the world, one misogynist at a time
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- Part 11 of Frantic Fanfic