CRINGEJUM
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- Dream SMP (12)
- Just Roll With It (Podcast) (10)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
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It was just Reuben in the doorway to the bedroom.
Dripping wet, he stood there- silent, likely thinking that Chip was asleep. A strange smell immediately wafted through the air. Chip couldn't place it.
Although it was dark, Chip could swear that there was something dark that covered Reuben's face. Even his clothes seemed to be stained, and Chip wondered if the rain caused him to fall face-first into the mud.
The door closed. Chip heard the shower run.
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Or: Reuben goes missing, and Chip makes it his mission to find him again. He finds a lot more than he bargained for on the way there.Series
- Part 9 of Randomly assorted jrwi fics by MEEE :3
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Cotard's Solution by CRINGEJUM, ihatemyson
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Prime Defenders (Podcast)
26 Oct 2025
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But, right before he left, David called out to him.
“William.” The phone's receiver was covered by his hand. David looked tense, and sounded stern- the sort of tone that nobody but family was allowed to hear. “This isn't a mystery for you to solve. Don't be a hero. And do not get yourself involved.”
William was smart. He knew when to lie.
“Of course not, David.”
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Shortly after a whistleblower exposes a few companies associated with the one he works for, William Wisp wakes up in a junkyard with no memory of how he got there.
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On nights like these- when it was quiet on the boat, and he was alone, and he thought drinking would keep him distracted, it was down there, in his beating heart, waiting for him to reach for it...
He could admit that there's something inside of him that he needed to kill.Series
- Part 8 of Randomly assorted jrwi fics by MEEE :3
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When he leaned back a little, he felt warmth against his back. Vyncent didn't twitch- he was fine with being used as a backrest.
“William said he used to do this every year with his dad.” His voice was quiet, like he was scared to scare away the fish. Dakota hummed. “I don't see the appeal yet.”
“Well, we haven't caught a fish. Maybe that's the fun part.”
“I doubt it.”
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Sometimes a bit goes a little too farSeries
- Part 7 of Randomly assorted jrwi fics by MEEE :3
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“We might be standing here a little longer if you're bored.”
“I'm not bored.”
Definitely not bored, that wasn't the right word. Gillion thought it would be utterly insane to be bored as he watched Chip dig hard into the head of the fish with that blunt knife, ripping at its gills.
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Chip guts a fish, Gillion pays attention.Series
- Part 6 of Randomly assorted jrwi fics by MEEE :3
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will the curse be reversed if you say it backwards by Odaigahara for definitelynotaroughdraft (definitelynotshouting)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2023
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The bassbeat drowned out conscious thought, and it took language with it. Grian couldn’t tell what people were saying. He could watch them, watch the colors play across cheeks and irises and the curves of strangers’ ears, their earrings, their weapons, but he couldn’t understand them. He was getting overwhelmed, and that was a bad thing. He’d worked too hard to get overwhelmed at concerts anymore.
The Watcher was up in the rafters, huddled in a corner above the sweeping lights. Grian could see him if he squinted, a darker speck of shadow in the dazzled-out gray of the venue’s high roof, but no one else would be looking. They’d go about their concert and the rest of their nights like nothing had happened, the side effects safely dispersed over a crowd of three thousand, and the Watcher would come out healthier. His cheeks would fill out a little.
He’d look more like Grian, and Grian--
Grian would look more like him.
Series
- Part 20 of mcyt fic my beloved
- Part 1 of back from the edge [hunger au recursive fic]
- Part 5 of hermit/traffic sampler [personal favorites]
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30 Oct 2023
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Echoes of Death by Skipsjack
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
25 Oct 2023
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“If I curse people with my absence,” Jimmy continued anyway, baring a tooth not nearly as sharp as Grian’s, “then you curse them with your presence.”
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At the end of Secret Life's first session, two lonesome friends get to talking about their curses. Which is pretty difficult when one of them would rather tear the world apart than admit to having one.
Bookmarked by CRINGEJUM
30 Oct 2023
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You Say You Feel Hollow (and you know it's 'cause you are) by writing_and_worrying
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 May 2023
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Pearl knew from the moment she saw him that he wasn't the real Grian. She saw it in his strange purple eyes and cold-to-the-touch skin. She knew he was something else, of a higher power, and that her Grian was long gone, decaying into code somewhere.
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Five times Grian didn't understand, and one time he did.
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- Part 1 of Watching and Listening - Oneshots
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25 May 2023
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The sensation of deja vu stuck to Grian like glue. He didn't even want to know what it meant, the visceral reaction to seeing Scar was enough. He'd never met someone that got his heart beating double time before the man had so much as opened his mouth.
It was weird to experience heart-break at first sight.
or: a hesitant look into shore!grian’s head
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- Part 2 of reach me out here
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24 Apr 2023
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Cleo reappears in the mirror, this time holding a small golden crown. It’s circular, elegant, streamlined. Less of a focus on jewels and more about the curve of the metal. When she places it on his head and starts pinning it into place, it nestles into the strands of his hair like it’s coming home. “The damn treaty, where we send someone off to enemy territory–”
Cub coughs, unseen. “Not enemies anymore.”
“–to get married to a man he’s never met!”
Scar’s stomach twists.
(or, the scarian arranged marriage fic that blossomed from a "quick one shot guys this is fine" to a 16k monster. You're welcome.)
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- Part 6 of strange fascinations!
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20 Aug 2022