CaptainJZH
Fandoms
- Steven Universe (Cartoon) (173)
- Amphibia (Cartoon) (31)
- Infinity Train (Cartoon) (5)
- Men in Black (Movies) (4)
- Gravity Falls (4)
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Krazy-8 desperately needs some advice.
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"And I know they wouldn’t actually hate me for being half-ghost, but that’s how it feels when they don’t know who I really am! I wish I could just…”
”Tell them?”
Danny sighed. Could it really be that simple?
”…I guess I just solved my own problem, didn’t I?”
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“Dad, why don’t I go to school like the other kids?”
Bill paused at the question.
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Lapis in Amphibia by CaptainJZH for E350tb
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Amphibia (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2023
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Lapis just kept going, and going, until she wound up in a strange galaxy, in a strange solar system, finally losing her strength as her body drifted towards a small little planet with a lilypad-shaped continent.
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“I’m going to take your physical being and convert it into computer data, then compress that data onto a mid-1980s file storage format!” Peridot exclaimed.
“A…floppy disk?” Stevonnie asked.
“Yes! An 800 kilobyte one, to be precise.”
“...Sure why not."
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Men in Black AU by CaptainJZH
Fandom Amphibia (Cartoon), Men in Black (Movies), Steven Universe (Cartoon)
18 Jul 2023
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A Night in Ice: Titanic AU and Other Stories by CaptainJZH
Fandom Amphibia (Cartoon), Steven Universe (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2022
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Titanic AU and its sequel/side-stories, all in one place!
I also highly recommend E350tb's "Unauthorised Titanic" series which covers non-main SU characters during the voyage (plus the introduction of Stevonnie!) It's 100% authorized, making the title a bit of a misnomer :)
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Steven's Travels, or: Steven Meets Characters From Other Shows On The Road by CaptainJZH
Fandom Amphibia (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Infinity Train (Cartoon), Steven Universe (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2021
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Star Trek AU by CaptainJZH
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Original Series, Steven Universe (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2021
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It Never Rains, But It Pours by MostlyVoid_PartiallyTurtles
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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One day on Erid, Grace wakes up to... the sound of rain?
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02 Apr 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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02 Apr 2026
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Alaska is nice, but it's lonely. Jesse decides to do something about that.
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26 Oct 2025
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Before he’s even registered that he’s moving, Jake steps into the room, eyes drinking in the sight of his—of his brother. Of Jesse. He’s more sharp edges than he ever used to be, and the shaven head and apparent fetish for leather are a further step into the unfamiliar.
Before Jake can say something—although words have fled his mind; he doesn't even know where to start—Jesse whirls around, brandishing two guns at him.
Jake flinches back, raising his hands protectively in front of his face and finally managing to choke out, “Jesse, it's me!”
Jesse looks at him for a second like he's seeing through him, the harsh scars on his face and hardness of his eyes contrasting the few memories Jake has of his brother. Then, the man blinks, the tension leaking out of his body as fast as it came.
He lowers the guns. His eyes track Jake's face like it’s his first time seeing it. “Jake…?”Jake reunites with his brother one last time.
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26 Oct 2025
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Previously titled "Why Are You Blue"
Jesse used to cook blue crystal meth. Lapis becomes a blue Crystal Gem. It could not be a more perfect match.
Or: An AU beginning at the end of El Camino where instead of moving to Alaska, Jesse ends up hiding in Beach City where he meets someone he surprisingly has a lot in common with.
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I know the Lesse Lazulman pairing is done to absolute DEATH and that everyone's already read like a billion stories where it either is or becomes center focus, but I can't let that stop me from putting in another drop in the bucket. And no, I'm not writing this because I lost a bet or anything. Why would you insinuate that.
Takes place during/after El Camino for Breaking Bad.
Takes place late Season 3/Early Season 4 for Steven Universe (I'm much more familiar with BB than SU, so this is an open invitation for SU fans to yell at me for the things I get wrong so I can correct it)Bookmarked by CaptainJZH
14 Oct 2025