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Hypothermic Heartbreak by Catsitta
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
09 Dec 2025
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“Have you decided we are to consummate our marriage in a pond, your grace?”
Half a year has passed since Lady Gyokuyou rejoined the rear palace as the Precious Consort. Without any word of a potential heir, the chilling gossip that arises within the court about the Emperor’s proclivities makes even the bitterest of winter days feel warm in comparison. After all, he shares his face with a monster that has yet to be forgotten.
He just wants a moment of peace. To hide from it all.
Nothing is ever that simple.
In which love is both poison and its own cure depending on the dose. Falling in love is unwise for any Emperor, but all the more hazardous when the object of your affections is Lady Maomao.
Jinshi/Maomao | Consort AU | Sequel
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- Part 3 of Consort AU
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Hemlock Amongst the Roses by Catsitta
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
01 Sep 2024
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When he was the Moon Prince, he would have done anything to ensure Lady Gyokuyou became the next Empress of Li. She was the kind of beauty that would bring entire empires to their knees. She possessed the wit and elegance of a ruler, and a caring smile that could melt hearts of stone. There was little wonder why she was said to be the late-Emperor’s favorite despite never bearing him a son.
In which the Precious Consort returns to the rear palace and Lady Maomao doesn’t quite understand why the Emperor insists on wasting so much time with a sprig of hemlock when his garden now contains a perfectly cultivated rose.
Jinshi/Maomao | Consort AU | Sequel
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- Part 2 of Consort AU
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Silk and Arsenic by Catsitta
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
20 Apr 2024
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There was an unnerving delight that sprung into those cold, intelligent eyes when she saw the tarnished silver within the cup. One had to wonder if his consort had a death wish as she reached for the poisoned wine with glee.
In which the Moon Prince is forced to take the throne when the Emperor dies unexpectedly without another heir, and a certain strategist moves the pieces of fate out of order.
Jinshi/Maomao | Consort AU | Oneshot
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- Part 1 of Consort AU
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Living with one foot in the present and the other in the grave is nothing new The Seraphim Family. But after a near death experience, Sans finds himself haunted by the grim reaper himself! And nobody told him that Death would be a consummate flirt!
Reapertale!Sans x Mafiatale!Sans | Rarepair Month 2024 | Drabble Fic
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How does one cope with a past that technically never happened?
Sans has a nightmare. Red gets it.
Kustard | Gift Fic | Oneshot
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- Part 25 of Assorted Oneshots
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Sans gets an offer he can't refuse…and that’s the problem.
Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Romance
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- Part 9 of Just Business
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Bride of the Underworld by Catsitta, Shayromi
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Feb 2023
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Frisk's fate was sealed the moment the pomegranate seeds touched her lips.
Frans | Romance | Slowburn
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- Part 1 of Fated
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Ebott is a dangerous city. You grew up there your whole life and knew when to stop asking questions and when to keep walking. You just weren’t expecting danger to start waltzing into your coffee shop every morning. At least their love drama is interesting to watch unfold?
However, things become complicated when the owner of the cafe turns up dead.
Spicy Mob!Kustard/Reader | Rarepair Month 2023 | Reader Fic
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Step One: Move to a corruption rife city with your police officer little brother to start a new life.
Step Two: Chat up the cute local trust fund baby you found wandering around a dark alley at night.
Step Three: …Profit?
Mob Kustard | Romantic Comedy | 100 Word Daily Drabble
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They don’t belong here. They never will. They’re two broken misfits trapped on the wrong side of a bad shortcut with no way back home.
Things look even grimmer when they’re shipped off by ‘charitable’ humans to the countryside to be with other monsters as part of the ‘Wonderful Life’ program. Red doesn’t know the first thing about farming and Edge is…coping.
But maybe country life isn’t the end of all hopes and dreams, but a fertile field fit for planting a future. If they can keep from throttling those annoying, nosy next door neighbors of theirs…or the whole town for that matter since they won’t stop trying to give them food!
At least the local bartender is hot…
Farm AU | Kustard & Sansby | Secret Santa Gift Fic
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- Part 24 of Assorted Oneshots
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Papyrus thinks Sans should stop smoking. Sans think Papyrus should quit feeding those flea-ridden stray cats in the alleyway. But who can they blame when their bad habits result in a job going awry?
Mobfell | Zine Fic | Oneshot
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- Part 23 of Assorted Oneshots
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Once upon a time, a prince married a dragon to protect his kingdom…
Now if only Red would stop talking about Sans’ good clutching hips and bringing him dead deer, happily ever after would be a little easier to figure out. Of course, nothing goes as planned for anyone, especially the well-meaning but confused knight that believes his childhood friend needs rescuing from a dastardly fiend.
ClassicCherryBerry | That Arranged Marriage Dragon AU | Romantic Comedy
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- Part 1 of That Arranged Marriage Dragon AU
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A skelemonth of daily drabbles.
Multiship | Skelemonth 2022 | Daily Drabble
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“Who are you? What are you?”
“i am the sentient artificial neurological system, but the doc generally refers to me as s.a.n.s.”
When Gaster dies unexpectedly, Papyrus accidentally unearths troubling secrets about the mysterious genius that was his father. Among them is an advanced ai named Sans. Why would he keep such an amazing invention hidden? What is Project ARTIFICE?
And what exactly does it mean to be alive?
Ambiguous Sans/Papyrus | 100 Word Drabbles | Scifi Drama
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When all other avenues fail, Red turns to the occult to find his missing brother. Everything comes at a price. Especially deals made with demons.
CherryBerry | Demon!Blue x Mortal!Red | Oneshot
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Red will never be a shining example of proper court manners. He’s too rough. Too outlandish. Too…earnest.
TAMD:AU Kustard | Romance | Gift Fic
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- Part 2 of That Arranged Marriage Dragon AU
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If it wasn’t for the money, Sans would have thrown Grillby’s best customer out the window the day they had the misfortune of meeting.
Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Pre-Relationship
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- Part 8 of Just Business
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He should be dead. The mugger was going to kill Sans for his audacity to be broke like nearly every other working class gal or gent in Ebbot City. But then HE intervened. A young nursing student by the name of Papyrus. Sans wasn't expecting anyone to help him. Especially not a fellow skeleton monster.
And just like that, with one good deed, Sans' life is once more turned up on its head. As they say, the path to hell is paved with good intentions.
Modern!Mobtale | Daily Drabble | Slowburn Multiship
UT!Sans/MT!Sans, UT!Sans/MT!Papyrus, UT!Sans/MT!Gaster
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“Now kiss!”
The kid really didn’t know any better. Not like her parents cared that she treated her new pets like dolls. But things get really awkward when Sans and his not-quite-rival are at the mercy of a little human who just wants to play house.
Kustard | Bittiebones | Romance
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- Part 22 of Assorted Oneshots
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Red is no stranger to doing whatever it takes to stay alive. First Underground and now in this kill-or-be-killed city. He's done it all, from smuggling illegal goods to killing Don Dreemur's enemies on command, to carve out out a reputation for himself.
So how in the Angel's name did this no LV piece of FreeExp come to be so close to Lady Dreemur and her kid?
Mob!Kustard | Slowburn | Rating has risen