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    "Never have I ever checked out my teammates in the locker room." Comeau said, looking directly at him.

    Shane left his beer exactly where it was and met Comeau's gaze without saying a word, waiting for someone else to break the silence, because surely that had to have been a joke.

    "Come on, Cap. It's no fun if you're just gonna lie." Drapeau let out with a quiet snort.

    Shane frowned, genuinely confused. "What?"

    "You really expect us to believe you've never taken a peek at us in the showers?"

    ⎯⎯⎯

    Or, a game of Never Have I Ever with the Voyageurs turns ugly, it's a good thing Ilya is not too far way.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    Shane gets a snack in Regina and ends up in a stairwell with Ilya Rozanov. A month later he takes three dozen different pregnancy tests that all say the same thing.

    And no one can ever know.

    Except Ilya isn't blind. He isn't stupid. He can do math. And Shane Hollander's sheltered daughter looks like him.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Sometimes it takes the entirety of a hockey league telling you so to realise you might not be straight.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Ilya decides that if Shane wants to leave without an explanation, he's going to have to outrun him. Literally.

    from the prompt: I've been trying to find a fic where Ilya tackles Shane during the Tunameltdown so he can't run.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    It clicks.

    The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.

    Holy shit.

     

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    In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.

    Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.

    Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-

    [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]

    Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!

    (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

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    23 Sep 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

    ***

    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Jane: Where the fuck are you?

    Lily: trying to get a ride

    Lily: all the cabs are on cut

    Jane: What?

    Lily: no. wrong word. strike

    Jane: I'll come get you.

    Shane doesn't get hurt playing against Boston, but that doesn't mean the rest of his evening goes smoothly either. This is the story of one drunk driver and two emergency contacts.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    21 Sep 2026

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    A prompt from tiktok - the lovely @willjaywrites

     

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    The rookies make a call to their Captain for some help after drunkenly getting themselves lost.

    What they forgot to account for?

    Shane Mother Hen Hollander.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Lily
    Today - 9:16 pm
    > I’m so fucking tired
    > My father will die and my brother and polina only care about money
    > I can't deal with it anymore
    > Or with anything
    > Goodbye shane thank you for letting me have you a little

    Jane
    Today - 9:27 pm
    > Wtf Rozanov???
    > Are you drunk?
    > Are you messing with me?
    Missed call
    Missed call
    > Why are you doing this to me? It’s so cruel
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    OR: Ilya attempts suicide, but Shane gets to stop him. Even if that could cost him everything.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Shane and Ilya think they've been keeping their relationship under wraps from the rest of the Centaurs team but they are NOT subtle. The boys decide to torture Ilya into coming out with it by making him extremely jealous.

     

    Small canon divergence in which Shane joins the Centaurs but only because of the homophobia from Montreal, no one knows about Shane and Ilya's relationship still, not even the fellow Centaurs...at least that's what Shane and Ilya think.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    [Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]

    Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.

    Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.

    Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.

    Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.

    Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    09 Sep 2026

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    They were supposed to compete against each other at the Olympics. Instead, they're fighting to survive.

    When their flight to Sochi crashes in the remote Russian wilderness, the tail section breaks away and catches in the trees, leaving them battered but alive. Everyone else is dead.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    In case of Ilya, contact Shane.
    In case of Shane, contact Ilya.
    In case of the Boston Raiders, good fucking luck.

    A collection of fics in which the Raiders acquire Shane Hollander as their unofficial emergency contact, team mom, crisis manager, and occasional weapon.

    He’s not getting paid enough for this.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    07 Sep 2026

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