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    Direct continuation from Diverse_Mistakes's story. Henry seeks help from strangers, but his plan goes wrong and lands him in the worst trouble he's been in with his parents. Perhaps this time, there's no way out. Ralph is left to pick up the pieces, but is Henry too far gone?

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    Henry isn't having much fun at Camp Sunshine. So he tries to organize a way to escape, and manages to drag Bert with him into the nearby woods, hoping to find civilization. Instead, they become injured and hopelessly lost, needing to survive the wilderness as they wait for rescue. Rescue that they aren't even sure is coming. (Alternate storyline for S2E36, "Summer Camp")

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    Henry couldn't take it any longer. The beatings from the belt, the food deprivation, all the threats and abuse and torture. He just wanted it to end. He just wanted wanted to lay down and die. For some reason, that thought stuck. He wanted to die. Surely someone will care…right?

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    6,508
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    Horrid Henry isn't afraid of anything! ...except for his Mum. And Ralph is about to find out why.

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    It's Christmas Eve, and after some mean words from Susie, Pump loses his Christmas spirit. Thankfully, Pump runs into the people he trusts more than his own family.
    Even though Christmas magic might not exist within a jolly man in a red suit, Christmas miracles DO happen when you're surrounded by those who love you, whether they're blood-related or not.

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    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,194
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    In S14E9, what if Cartman succeeded in trapping Kyle in the meat freezer for an extended amount of time?

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    14,517
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    The Hatzgang go too far with bullying Skid and Pump, thinking it'd be funny to bury the kids in a makeshift coffin and leave them there for a while.

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    26
    Hits:
    3,710
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    While out on an adventure, Skid and Pump accidentally anger an otherworldly creature. They manage to beat it, but at a price. Now, with Skid concussed and having an injured leg, there's no way he can lead them home. So it's up to Pump to get them both to safety... Only, he has no idea where they are. Getting home will be more of an adventure than either of them had bargained for, but Pump is determined to help his friend, no matter what.

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    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,957
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    At first, Pump was glad his father let him stay home from school when he woke up feeling miserable. But as the hours tick away and Pump is all alone with his deteriorating health, he realizes maybe he's a little TOO alone.

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    Comments:
    22
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    17
    Hits:
    2,880
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    Skid and Pump have been planning their "Spooky Night" sleepover for over a week, and tonight's the big night! But as the night wears on, Pump struggles more and more to act casual when every little thing Skid or Lila seem to do nearly send him into a panic. Lila doesn't really know her son's best friend very well yet, but she can tell that he's shy, and she does her best to make him comfortable and happy.

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    22
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    3,399
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    It's been a while since Pump had anything to eat, but his father doesn't really care. When Pump arrives late to school on Monday and is unusually quiet, Skid is determined to help cheer up his friend.

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    13
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    2,378
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    Aziraphale is sent to Egypt to help a Hebrew named Moses free his people from Egypt's tyrannical pharaoh. While he's there, he discovers that his wily adversary Crawly has been living in Egypt for a while... And he's in Pharaoh's court, revered as a god. [podfic]

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    Aziraphale is a bit overworked and asks Crowley for help when he gets news that there might be children in trouble. Even with Aziraphale on his way to help, Crowley may be in a little too far over his head, and he could very well not make it before Aziraphale gets to him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    266
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    47
    Hits:
    1,806
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    Summary

    We follow Aziraphale and Crowley throughout time as they check off the 7 sins and inevitably grow closer.
    Heed the tags. Each chapter is a different sin (see beginning notes for more info and trigger warnings).
    ~ ~ ~
    UPDATE 1: Now with art by FreedomAttack!
    UPDATE 2: Now Podficced by Im_Not_Occult!
    UPDATE 3: Now translated to Russian by cosplay_of_nothingness!

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    690
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    10,196
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    Immediately following Crowley's 'failure' during the test with Michael, Gabriel follows through with his promise to start things from the very beginning. And this time he won't hold back. Little does he know, every being has its breaking point and as it turns out, he just found Crowley's.

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    1/?
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    27
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,627
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    It started as a little road trip, but after eons of teaching himself to use fewer miracles, Aziraphale forgets to save himself when they're in a car accident. Crowley, completely at a loss, tries to care for Aziraphale as his health deteriorates, and tries not to lose himself in grief and self-blame.
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    To perform miraculous healing, the angel (or occasionally, the demon) must know what he is healing. Every injury requires a direct thought to be healed. Just as humans have specific ways to speed up their healing process, miraculous healing for extraterrestrial beings is the same. Without knowing exactly what is ailing the being, no amount of miracles will help.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    54
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    303
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4,237
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    Crowley gets appendicitis but has no idea what it is and waits too long to get it checked. But maybe Crowley isn't as alone in this world as he thinks, and maybe there are people out there who really love him and will help him get through anything.
    (Basically, I saw David Tennant's scar and decided to write a fic for Crowley about it)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    335
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2,816
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    "One of the nice things about Time, Crowley always said, was that it was steadily taking him further away from the fourteenth century." With Crowley's powers restricted, allowing him to do nothing but helplessly watch from within a jail cell, the Black Plague that ripped through Europe is largely the reason why he hated the 14th century so much. Mind the tags.

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    Comments:
    38
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    463
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    2,602
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    As a demon stationed on Earth, Crowley is expected to know how humans work, from conception until death. But if no one bothers to tell him, then how's he supposed to know? This is the story of five times he completely missed that something sexual was happening, and one time he finally had the process explained to him.

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    7,130
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    639
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    5,946
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    Aziraphale is sent to Egypt to help a Hebrew named Moses free his people from Egypt's tyrannical pharaoh. While he's there, he discovers that his wily adversary Crawly has been living in Egypt for a while... And he's in Pharaoh's court, revered as a god.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,022

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