Cydersyrup
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B for Biology by chixnwaffles (Cydersyrup)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Dec 2025
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“I don’t care what you say, there’s no way some shady medicine is gonna just convert someone’s secondary sex. It doesn’t work like that, dumbass.”
“Oh yeah?” Izuku says in that smug, mocking tone that burrows deep under Katuski’s skin. “Wanna bet, Kacchan?”
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Google: 'How do you know if you've murdered someone?'
Doyoung considers the search. It's too incriminating. He deletes most of it and tries again.
Google: 'How do you know if people around you have murdered someone?'
There, that should do it. He looks down at the bloody clothes piled in the corner of his room. Now, what to do with those?
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Ripped Jeans and Midnight Screams (honey, you go do your thing) by Cydersyrup
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
04 Sep 2025
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What happens when you mix all the colors of the rainbow?
The answer: Brown. Shit brown. Sewage brown. The ugliest fucking shade of brown to ever assault your eyes.
Alternatively: How Men are Garbage and Liking Them is an Illness—A Study by Kim Doyoung
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Mark Lee is just an ordinary human with an extraordinary ability.
“So,” the boy crouched down behind the sofa whispers over to Mark as he loads a gun without even looking at it. “Do you just like, not die?”
“I don’t ‘not die’,” Mark grumbles, raising a frying pan over his head and wincing as a shot forces the flat metal onto his head. It hurts, but at least he’s still alive. “I’m just really—shit, that hurts—really fucking hard to kill.”
“Huh. Must be nice. You’re practically immortal.”
‘No,’ Mark thinks. If he could find the human embodiment of Life and Death, he’d punch them both in the throat.
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- Part 10 of Mad Intelligence
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“How would your co-stars describe you?”
“Funny. Yeah. I’m funny.”
“What is the funniest thing you’ve done while on set?”
“When we were filming White Night, Jungwoo and I bought like $800 worth of Smiskis. You know, those little green guys you hide in your room? Yeah, we bought a bunch of those and started placing them all over the set.”
“How many of them do you think are still on the set?”
“Oh, all of them.”
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- Part 4 of 73 Questions with the Neos
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Testing the breadth of human stupidity in the name of science and the occasional $20
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A bunch of dysfunctional marriages.
A group of tech-savvy geniuses who share 1 braincell.
A very stressed Mark Lee who cheated death so many times, he should be a con artist.
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Oh, all the things that can go wrong where food's involved on a college campus...
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In-frat-tuation by jamEratKing_nuggettacarousel
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Jan 2026
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Caesar is a nervous exchange student at the New York Art Academy, he quickly joins a frat and meets the most gorgeous person he’s ever seen. But will he be able to get past his religious issues…?
Bookmarked by chixnwaffles (Cydersyrup)
10 Mar 2026
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In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly.
But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East.
Note: information about sequels available in epilogue author's notes.
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Bookmarked by Cydersyrup
27 Feb 2026
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Discovering that his enemy not only lost his powers, but was incapable of even seeing him, pissed the hell out of Grimmjow.
He was going to drag that power out of Ichigo Kurosaki and they were going to battle again, even if it meant spending every waking minute training him.
And every minute sleeping in the ginger's apartment...on his couch.
And occasionally watch the boy do homework.
And sometimes just study Kurosaki's face and the way he does the simplest things. Like breathing.
It was a fucking process, alright?
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Bookmarked by chixnwaffles (Cydersyrup)
15 Feb 2026
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On Friday morning, Donghyuck groaned into his closet. Not again! Was the washing machine eating his clothes or something!? He had just, just done a whole load, had folded each piece and meticulously put them away, but he was still missing like…five shirts.
(Or, Mark's been acting weird and Donghyuck's dirty laundry is going missing.)
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Bookmarked by Cydersyrup
11 Feb 2026
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Izuku smiled; Katsuki understood why people warned that the devil wore a Sunday hat and fine clothes because deception worked better if no one expected it.
Not anymore. He knew Izuku’s evil ways, and his ass might be a 20 on the hotness meter but Katsuki held grudges.
“Izuku,” he sneered; he too could be evil right back.
(or Katsuki's a football player; Izuku's a cheerleader; they have a rivalry until it isn't one)
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Bookmarked by chixnwaffles (Cydersyrup)
07 Feb 2026