DesignatedGrape
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[Podfic] It's Just An Empty Cup by Amanita_Fierce, DesignatedGrape
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
31 May 2023
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The Aces don't win the cup in 2017. It hurts, Kent hurts, he's tired and he feels like he doesn't deserve the things he has, including an NCAA champion boyfriend waiting for him at home
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A sort of epilogue, sort of one shot stemming off of "The Dream of Having No Room"
I think it works on its own but I'd recommend reading the original fic first.Podfic of It's Just An Empty Cup by rickyisms.
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Love and Joy Come to You [fic + podfic] by DesignatedGrape, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
21 Dec 2022
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Dex runs his finger along the framed black and white wedding photo on the fireplace mantle in Jack and Bitty’s brand new house. They’ve only been here for a few months; they haven’t even had a housewarming party yet. When Dex asked Bitty a couple weeks ago if he was sure he wanted to do their holiday baking here, though, Bitty had waved him off.
“What better way to christen my beautiful new kitchen than with one of my favorite winter traditions?”
Or, Bitty and Dex's holiday baking: A story told through five Decembers across twelve years.
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[Podfic] The Dream of Having No Room by Amanita_Fierce, DesignatedGrape
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
22 May 2022
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Whiskey would like it to be made abundantly clear, that he did not befriend Kent Parson on purpose
Podfic of The Dream of Having No Room by rickyisms.
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it just felt right to me in the moment by agoodpersonrose, dairaliz, DesignatedGrape, dessertwaffles, dinnfameron, fishyspots, foxtails, hagface, hullomoon, Januarium, lilythesilly, maxbegone, middyblue (daisyblaine), petalwrites, roseapothecary (IndestructibleHeart), thetomkatwholived, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
23 May 2021
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A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.
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- 13
- Bookmarks:
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Fests by B13_MaybeThisTime, DesignatedGrape, HowOldAreWe, Januarium, mallpretzles, NC Pods (N0Connections)
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
17 Apr 2023
- Words:
- 5,016
- Works:
- 5
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[Podfic] it all started with 1 (one) twitter DM by Amanita_Fierce, DesignatedGrape
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
31 May 2023
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- 316
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- 2
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'Olive' Our Best Wishes: A birthday collection by asoftplacetoland, DesignatedGrape, HungryHungryHippo, imtelevisionsmoirarose, Julywonder, Lisamc21, Marleycat, Poutini, princesstigerlily, thesleepyskipper, vanillahigh00, walnuts_and_berries
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
15 Jul 2024
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In honor of Olive31's birthday, a few frands came together to assemble a collection (gaggle? herd? troupe? murder?) of meet-cutes in honor of one of the most supportive fic readers in our fandom. We love you, Olive!
This series is not intended to be read in a specific order. Each work is a standalone meet-cute of varying premises, ratings and heat levels.
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- 73,914
- Works:
- 7
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- 30
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered by DesignatedGrape, Lisamc21, Marleycat, Poutini, thesleepyskipper, vanillahigh00
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
23 Jul 2021
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This series celebrates a variety of ways David and Patrick find each other as pen pals. A group of writer friends, who love when i'm with you it feels like home by Hullomoon, were inspired to create this series in a desperate need to add more pen pal fics to the fandom. The last three in the series are connected and the remainder are unrelated/standalone.
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- 58,954
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- Bookmarks:
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Out of the shadows, and onto the ice by GingerBaggins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Dec 2025
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In this exclusive profile, spend the day on a lakeshore in Ottawa. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are finally ready to introduce themselves.
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The crowd was intense tonight. There was a push and pull that added to the thrumming feeling under his skin, only heightened by the small, stolen moments with Ilya. Every time Ilya would glance over, he’d find Shane’s eyes on him and his lips would tick up into a smile. Sometimes, when Ilya was at the other side of the stage, Shane would flick his eyes up to the screen next to them and look at the close up of Ilya’s curls sticking to his skin and the bead of sweat sliding down his neck.
Ilya Rozanov is the charismatic lead singer of Overtime Lights. Shane Hollander plays hockey and doesn't know anything about music. A night in New York leads to the reveal of their secret relationship.
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- Part 1 of Rockstar Ilya
Bookmarked by DesignatedGrape
07 Dec 2025
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😍😍😍 No angst, just love.
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Jane: We didn't even kiss.
The words stare back at him. They fucking taunt him, the same way Ilya does with that wink of his, with his smirk and his deep voice.
Abruptly, Shane feels pissed off and a little like he’s grasping for something that’s slipping away. He feels the way he did in that bathroom, the first time he had Ilya’s attention for months and didn’t want to let Ilya escape without stealing more of it.
The elevator door opens. Shane does not get off.
Instead, he presses the button for Penthouse 1 and hits send on We didn’t even kiss.
He watches the floor numbers increase as the elevator carries him back to Ilya. Shane has no idea what he’s going to say to the asshole but he knows he has so many words that are about to burst out of his mouth.
Fuck you being the first two.
OR Shane goes back for that kiss.
Bookmarked by DesignatedGrape
06 Dec 2025
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Shane gets what he wants, and also not nearly enough.
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On the wall, directly above Ilya’s bed, is a 3-foot-wide framed poster of Shane being held back by his teammates, eyebrows knitted into a scowl as he hurls taunts at Scott Hunter. Shane blinks, because there’s not a chance in hell this is real.
He whirls on Ilya, who doesn’t look fazed in the slightest.
“What the fuck is this?”
OR - Ilya is a little too happy when he sees Shane get into a fight with Scott Hunter on live TV. He's maybe a bit turned on, too.
Bookmarked by DesignatedGrape
07 Dec 2025
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TV-verse. Ilya is delighted by the fight Shane has with Scott. Adorable.
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Ilya thinks about the last night they spent together, thinks about Shane splayed out on a hotel mattress pleading for his touch, thinks about how they hadn’t even kissed, and it starts as a strange little tickle in the back of his throat. Barely-there. He could ignore it if he wanted.
Then the intensity grows, flourishes into full-blow irritation, and suddenly he’s sputtering on his Coke and attracting the attention of the woman in the first-class seat across the aisle from him. He thinks it’s just some odd coughing fit, or that he inhaled his soda on accident, so he’s shocked when he feels something soft and smooth and triangular against his tongue.
It’s not until he spits the object into the napkin he’d received with his drink that he can see what it is: a long, thin, green leaf. A sepal.
As soon as Ilya realizes what he’s looking at, he’s flooded with dread.
Ilya's known these feelings were doomed from the start. He never thought they'd literally kill him.
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- Part 18 of Broc's Hollanov Oneshots