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Hawwy Pottew and the Phiwosophew’s Stowne by Donuts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2022
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As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked.
"Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa-"
"Awwoh vewa?" Ron suggested.
"Amwohamawa- fuck!" Hermione cursed.
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AU where Hogwarts starts at age 6 and the kids are allowed to curse whenever the fuck they want. Originally I didn’t mean to change much more than that but things kinda spiralled out of control and I have been accused of "taking canon out back and shooting it."
Frankly, I think it’s about time someone put the poor thing out of its misery.
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Sauntered Vaguely Upwards by Donuts, OzzieUnderFire
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2021
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Crowley has a spark of inspiration and decides to play a prank on Hell.
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Harry Potter but everyone is humorously 5 years younger, making the situations completely ridiculous by Donuts
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2022
- Words:
- 9,829
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics, Schematic Drafting, And The Finer Points Of Sith Adoption: The Essential How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi by Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jul 2024
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When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.
Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.
Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.
They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.
"They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
- 3,906
Bookmarked by Donuts
13 Mar 2024
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
- Words:
- 133,200
- Works:
- 200
- Bookmarks:
- 2,444
Bookmarked by Donuts
17 Nov 2023
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These are the same story from different points of view, both can be read as standalones
- Words:
- 43,620
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- 986
Bookmarked by Donuts
16 Jun 2022
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Somebody to Love by Bookwormgal for Feekins
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2020
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Everyone knows that demons can’t feel love. It was one of those well-established facts that no one even bothered to doubt anymore. The sky is blue, the Ineffable Plan was beyond comprehension or understanding, angels do not question or doubt Her commands, and demons can’t love. Angels could sense love and none of them ever sensed love in the presence of demons. Everyone considered that to be conclusive evidence and moved on. Believing otherwise was foolish and a waste of time.
But while it was considered an unquestionable fact of the universe, it wasn’t quite accurate. Demons were perfectly capable of feeling love. Any form of love. Despite common knowledge and despite the fact that the Fall ensured that they could no longer sense Her love, demons can experience love.
What demons can’t do, however, is feel love and survive.
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- English
- Words:
- 59,897
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Donuts
05 Mar 2022
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I spent a month looking for how to use footnotes on ao3, so here
Bookmarked by Donuts
04 Nov 2021