EJ_Rambles
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (34)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (20)
- Dream SMP (13)
- DCU (10)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (7)
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My Dear Fit, You Never Showed Up by EJ_Rambles
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, QSMP 2 | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Apr 2026
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Cat’s Out the Bag!
The mysterious cat that has been watching the world has been unmasked as none other than Fitmc of 2b2t. According to Multi and Gaf, they both caught him in the act and he shifted between his cat and human form.Pac let out a shocked noise, “Fit?”
Tubbo huffed.
“But,” Pac’s eyes narrowed at the paper, “Fit hates cats. They remind him of-” Pac could feel the gears in his brain turning.
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Or; Pac was offline when its found out that Fit wasn't actually who they thought he was. He wakes up in time to question the imposter and hopefully reunite with his boyfriend. -
The Traveler and The Prince by EJ_Rambles
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, QSMP 2 | Quackity SMP
24 Apr 2026
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Fit’s eyes scanned the terrain.
He knew he wasn’t in the wastes- it was far too vibrant and…alive to be there.
He wasn’t on the island. He would know- he had documented every inch of it. Every bit in an attempt to find something- anything- to know what came next.
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Or; The real Fit is brought to QSMP2 and finds himself in the North, the day of a masquerade ball thrown for the new prince. -
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Damian didn’t have a lot of belongings when he arrived at the manor.
Just his sword, his knives, and his coat.
He tugged his coat closer over his shoulders- it was similar to his mother’s and grandfather’s- a League style cloak that rests over his shoulders and brushes his ankles. Instead of his family’s forest green, his was black. Like his father’s.
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Or; Damian is a Selkie, he thinks that the others know. They don't. -
The Alien Bird by EJ_Rambles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
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Damian sat cross legged on the chimney of the abandoned factory, eyes scanning over his city as the sun slowly rose.
Bludhaven was…it was. It wasn’t Gotham and Damian couldn’t decide if that was a comfort or not.
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Or; Damian (as Nightwing) reflects on life- his parents, his new city, his old city, and his friends.Series
- Part 2 of A Sun's Son.
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A Kryptonian Sun by EJ_Rambles
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Feb 2026
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The child stopped what he was doing- which Clark can now see was slicing his sword through training bots, quickly turning to Batman. He sheathed his sword, taking a step forward, “Father.”
Clark felt his brain short circuit. Father?
Clark felt his head pound- and not just from the kryptonite. He had been flirting with a married man. A presumably married man. A widower? Whichever- Clark had been flirting with a father- who he didn’t even know was a father.
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Or; Clark finding out that Bruce has a child, somehow getting asked on a date anyway, and becoming a father figure to said child.Series
- Part 1 of A Sun's Son.
Recent series
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A Sun's Son. by EJ_Rambles
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 6,781
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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DC x Criminal Minds by EJ_Rambles
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, The Flash - All Media Types
27 Nov 2025
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A collection of my DC x Criminal Minds fics!
Series:
- Agent Wally West
A series where Wally quits being a superhero and joins the BAU! (Birdflash)
- Gideon x Alfred
Slice of life between the oldestOne-Shots:
- Doctor Damian
Doctor Damian Grayson is at the wrong place at the wrong time when the BAU try to stop a group of unsubs from attacking a New Jersey hospital
- Agent and Assassin
A Emily/Talia fic where they meet while Emily is 'dead'!- Words:
- 32,280
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 22
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Agent Wally West by EJ_Rambles
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, The Flash - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 18,085
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 24
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Little Monsters by EJ_Rambles
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 3,463
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 195
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“He found himself wondering if anyone would notice before the spell was up. It seemed unlikely; there were often stretches where contact was limited between him and his family. Normally, it was not born from necessity but rather strife. And perhaps strife would bleed from this.
He hoped not.”
When a confrontation with a powerful magic user goes awry, Damian is cursed, robbing him of his voice. Or, communicate without a fresh bruise appearing, that is.
What begins as an inconvenience quickly spirals into something far worse, as he finds himself struggling with the mounting realization: no one has noticed. As his silence deepens, so do the rifts with his family. He’s not helped by the many more sinister theories the people around him assume because of his new temperament.
One thing is certain: he really, really hates magic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,051
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,810
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- 5,320
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- 1,202
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Bookmarked by EJ_Rambles
26 Jan 2026
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Then What am I? AU (Posted Order) by tatortot_carousel
Fandom Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent (Comics 2023), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman: Son of Kal-El (Comics 2021)
05 May 2026
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Stories in the universe of "Then What Am I?".
What if when Jon came back from space six years older, six years had passed on earth too?
This series is mainly going to be focusing on snapshots of the relationship between Damian and Jon after and surrounding the title story but may have a few stories that are more framed around other characters.
Fics labeled with a ⭐️ are important to the overall story.
- Words:
- 149,368
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 30
Bookmarked by EJ_Rambles
30 Nov 2025
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again and he silently begged for any sea god to please let him out of the dizzying, pitch-black hell. His body ached from getting beaten into the box’s side. The water was stale and disgusting in his gills. There wasn’t any light and he couldn’t see anything.
He was so full of fear he was beginning to get numb to it.
He didn’t know what these humans wanted with him, but he knew it couldn’t be good if they started by shoving him into this too-small box and tossing him around like a boat on an angry sea.
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Clark is an aquatic mammals trainer at the Metropolis Aquarium and Bruce is their very unruly new resident. Clark doesn't realise that Bruce is only the first of many mers that are going to live in the Aquarium.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,880
- Chapters:
- 16/19
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,733
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- 5,834
- Bookmarks:
- 1,592
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- 115,755
Bookmarked by EJ_Rambles
03 Mar 2025
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Thera-Pet by Jlynn105
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Super Sons (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
13 May 2024
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Tim has a glorious idea and no one will convince him it isn't going to work. "I'm telling you, Titus could be easily trained to be a service dog."
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Bruce convinces Damian to go on a summer camp trip with Jon and when he comes back Titus behaves...differently.
Series
- Part 2 of Batfamily Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,762
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 280
- Kudos:
- 4,790
- Bookmarks:
- 925
- Hits:
- 65,996
Bookmarked by EJ_Rambles
17 May 2024
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The Antarctic Empire on a Mission by CampanullaFae
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2023
- Words:
- 38,651
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 157
Bookmarked by EJ_Rambles
06 Jul 2023