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    Day 8: Menophilia | Casting couch | Bukkake

    When Sokka applied for a job at the adult film company Suki recommended, he hadn't expected his interviewer to be his favourite up-and-coming star.

    Zuko stretches onto his toes to press a kiss to Sokka's cheek, hands on his shoulders. "Be nice to me," he says with a hint of mischief. "And we'll see what happens."

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    25 Mar 2024

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    "There were many stories circulating about him, rumours that he was a Dark wizard." – Severus Snape [HBP]

    The year is 1990. Lucius decides to take a closer look at Harry Potter. Dumbledore must send his spy to the rescue. Eventual Severitus. No slash. Snape is not Harry's biological father. Covers Hogwarts years. Update: Complete!

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    02 Feb 2024

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    23 Dec 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    13 Dec 2023

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    29 Sep 2023

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    Emma almost has everything. She's got a wonderful son, a beautiful, tender friend and co-parent, and a family she can count on. It was all she ever dreamed of, once upon a time. At times, she thinks she finally understands what authors mean when they end their story with: they lived happily ever after.

    But the feeling always leaves her by the morning. Sometimes she thinks her real happy ending has disappeared somewhere in the past, somewhere in between the curses and forgotten memories. And now it is only a possibility lost to her memories.

    If she could go back...

    (or in other words, season 6 emma goes back in time and accidentally makes season 1 regina fall in love with her.)

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    29 Jan 2023

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    After the events at the Department of Mysteries in June—and all that came after—Harry finds himself once again stranded at Number Four Privet Drive. With only his own thoughts to keep him company, he takes to writing letters to the only person he thinks can help, if only he were still alive to do so.

    As it turns out, though, sometimes help can arrive in even the most unexpected of forms too.

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    22 May 2022

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    An alternate world where Iroh leads a coup against Ozai on the eclipse and wins the throne for Zuko. The southern water tribe hadn't sent men to fight in thirty years, instead protecting their home, laying traps, using guerilla tactics so the fire nation gave up fighting them.

    Sokka and Katara found Aang, but being frozen in ice for a hundred years has ramifications and for almost four years the tribe focuses on healing the avatar.

    Zuko is advised for continued peace to have an arranged marriage outside the fire nation. The best option is a the child of the chief of the southern tribe. Katara is in love with Aang and is heartbroken, but will do her duty for her people. Sokka finds a loophole that they can carefully and craftily exploit.

    Aka they lie. They lie so hard and Sokka becomes the one betrothed to Fire Lord Zuko. He is sure there will be no consequences to the plan. Certainly not going to fall in love with the man he is lying to. At all. Nope indeedy, no love on the menu. Dang it.

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    11 Feb 2022

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    When an investor comes to stay with Zuko he finds himself in need of a husband that he doesn't have. So, he does what anyone would do in such a situation, hires one.

    Inspired by Borrowed Hearts.
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    If the way that the emotions played out across the other man's face was any indication of his acting skill, Zuko wasn't sure that he'd even be a good fit. “I don't think that-”

    “Azula, let him go,” Zuko cut in. “I'm so sorry about her. This isn't your problem.”

    She ignored him, as per usual. “We'll pay you two thousand dollars.”

    Now he paused, suddenly looking more interested. “Two thousand dollars? For what, exactly?”

    “There was a misunderstanding about Zuko's family life and he is in rather urgent need of a more picture perfect family to impress a potential investor,” Azula condensed the situation. “We just need someone to stay at the house and act like a husband. You know, be waiting for him when he gets there, hold hands, blah blah blah. You'd have the days off of work, paid fully.”

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    09 Feb 2022

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    At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.

    In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.

     

    (If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)

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    15 Nov 2021

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    Sokka does a shitty k turn in the parking lot across from the bus station, pulls up to the curb where the boy is looking determinedly at his phone, and rolls down the passenger window. “Hey! Which way were you going?” He may die, but at least his conscience will be clear.

    The guy blinks at him.

    “Don’t.”

    Oh, he’s prickly.

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    Or: the hitchhiker au, featuring Sokka and Zuko falling in love without even realizing it.

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    04 Oct 2021

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    Sokka begins to dream of his soulmate when he's eleven years old, and it just gets harder from there. Or, 125 moments soulmates share, and none of them come easy.

    (In which your dreams are your soulmate's memories, and Sokka dreams of an all-consuming fire, growing and eating at his soulmate until it burns up the connection between their souls. In which they find love anyways.)

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    05 Sep 2021

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    Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby’s breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

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    28 Feb 2021

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    It wasn't always comfortable, this transport of his; sometimes he just needed to get off.

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    13 Feb 2021

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    Anthony J. Crowley's life seems like it's finally falling into place: his floral shop has begun to gain an undercurrent of appreciation in the design elite of London, and he might have even finally found a boyfriend who looks just right lounging on his Tenreiro sofa. Things seem almost perfect, until one day the empty shop across the street is leased to frumpy fellow Oxford alumni, who doesn't seem to remember Crowley nearly as well as he remembers him, which really shouldn't bother him as much as it does - it was ten years ago after all, and it wasn't even that good of a kiss.

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    30 Jan 2021

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    “How did you ever know?” Aziraphale asked Crowley. “How did you know when I was in trouble and could use a spot of, hmm, otherworldly intervention?”

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    In the beginning, God gave the angel Aziraphale a flaming sword.

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    29 Jan 2021

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    Sequel to Mason Jars. Harry and co. continue navigating their post-war realities. This time, they have to deal with career ambitions, house elves, repression being maybe less than good for you, and some Very Dramatic housemates. Also, Snape gets like, 10% better at the mentoring thing.

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    11 Nov 2020

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    Several months after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and his friends are figuring out how to best live lives that do not revolve around defeating evil lords. They are possibly not great at it. A post-DH, Snape-Mentors-Harry (Or, Tries To) Story.

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    11 Nov 2020

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    At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path.

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    01 Nov 2020

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    “You know Professor Lupin was a werewolf?” Hermione said, ten minutes into a very awkward lunch she had asked for in an equally awkward letter.

    Lavender pushed a sauteed carrot through a little puddle of pasta sauce. “I think everyone heard about that one. Someone told the papers, or something, right?”

    “Er, yes,” said Hermione. “Snape did. Which is what I– I mean, it’s related. Oh, I wish you’d gotten to talk to Remus about this. He was a lovely man.”

    “Not as lovely as Lockhart,” Lavender said and she and Hermione spent a moment in wistful remembrance. “God, I feel old,” Lavender said.

    “Anyway, Snape,” said Hermione. “Snape and Lupin. When Lupin was at school, Snape would make him a potion that would… tame him, on full moons. He could just curl up in his office and sleep by the fire. If you’re interested, I’m trying to learn how to brew it myself.”

    Lavender shook her head. “We’re not friends,” she said. “Never have been. So why are you doing all this?”

    Hermione looked like she was trying to say “we’re friends,” but she couldn’t get it out.

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    Werewolf!Lavender, post-canon

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    02 Oct 2020

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