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Many years ago, the young Lord Blackwood was struck by a terrible curse. Doomed to live as a hideous beast, he wanders his abandoned castle waiting for the day when someone will come and fall in love with his true self under the ferocious exterior, breaking his curse. Until then, he drifts through a life of solitude and isolation, resigned to being alone forever… and he would be, if only he could find a way to stop all these goddamn monsterfuckers trying to break down his front door.
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31 Dec 2025
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A big boy needs a big meal by The_Celestial_Artist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Dec 2025
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[SPOILERS FOR SEASON FIVE KINDA] While wandering the apocalyptic wasteland of the eyepocalypse, Jon and Martin come across a fucked up flesh restaurant. After giving the statement for that domain, Jon works up the courage to ask Martin to indulge him in a fantasy.
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- Part 2 of Cows and Culinary
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31 Dec 2025
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“Alright…” Jon thought for a moment, deciding how best to phrase his question. “What is something you would not normally tell me, but that wouldn’t be horribly upsetting for you if you did?”
“I asked you to compel me again because I think it’s hot,” Martin answered immediately, and then flushed a brilliant red. “Oh-kay, that, uh, wow…”
___Jon finds out that Martin thinks his compulsion is sexy, and offers to compel him while he masturbates.
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26 Dec 2025
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Lift Your Open Hand (Strike up the band) by PipPipCornflake
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jun 2024
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Horrified to realise that the audience for his bestselling murder mysteries is 100% homophobic old men, Jon panics and goes on Strictly Come Dancing. As you do. As he dances towards that coverted mirrorball, he'll have to contend with his own self-image, an irritating(ly attractive) professional partner and getting cancelled on twitter for being homophobic. Wish him luck.
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24 Dec 2025
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I found the good cow! (Spoiler alert: It's Martin) by The_Celestial_Artist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Nov 2025
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One single comment from Jon starts Martin spiraling and learning new things about himself
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- Part 1 of Cows and Culinary
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24 Dec 2025
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Jonathon Sims very much does not want to be working at the Magnus Academy as the new English teacher - but maybe Martin Blackwood, the schools Guidance counsellor, might be a silver lining to the whole thing ...
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24 Dec 2025
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Feederism Male Kpop Kinktober!!!!! by Chubby_Jooheonnie
Fandoms: Kpop - Fandom, various male kpop groups
15 Jun 2021
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31 days, 31 kinks/kinky AU's in which various chubby male Kpop boys do kinky things. October 1st Soft Feederism— BTS
October 2nd M Preg— EXO October 3rd Vampire— Monsta X October 4th Daddy Kink— Seventeen October 5th Burping— Stray Kids October 6th Hybrid— BTS October 7th Spanking— NCT October 8th Werewolf— EXO October 9th Masturbation— Monsta X October 10th Professor/ Student— Seventeen October 11th Somnophilia (Consensual)— EXO October 12th Exhibitionism— A.C.E October 13th Stuckage— BTS October 14th Exercise— Monsta X October 15th Cannibalism— Seventeen October 16th Watersports— GOT7 October 17th ABO— NCT October 18th Sweat/Musk— iKON October 19th Immobility— Monsta X October 20th Santa— EXO October 21st Choking— Seventeen October 22nd Button Popping— EXO October 23rd Toys— A.C.E October 24th Cannabis— BTS October 25th We Bear Bears AU— Monsta X October 26th Mukbanger— NCT October 27th Crushing— SHINee October 28th Football AU— GOT7 October 29th Emeto— EXO October 30th Bubble Butt— 2PM October 31st— Big NCT Halloween PartyBookmarked by FantasyCanid
06 Nov 2025
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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30 Oct 2025
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bought the shovel for this moment three days in advance (oh, god i know i'm unforgivable!) by lxvenderjewel
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast)
09 Aug 2025
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The body is laying face down on the floor, and Sherlock slowly crouches down to check for the pulse. He puts two fingers at the pulse point near her neck, and her head lolls to the side, revealing—
Carrie. Carrie King.
Watson’s ex girlfriend.
Watson’s ex girlfriend, who, horrifyingly, does not have a pulse.
Shit.
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Sherlock kills John's ex. On accident. Seriously.Bookmarked by FantasyCanid
09 Jul 2025
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“You must know Princess Hudson-”
“That is not my name,” Mariana furrows her brow. How- how did he possibly get that name? He didn’t really think she was named after the river did he?
“Ah-” The prince seems almost embarrassed. “I uh- it was a joke.”
“A joke? I… alright. Then what is my real name?”
The Prince looks towards the side, almost towards his bodyguard for help. Clearly the knight didn’t know her name either.
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Princess Mariana meetings Prince Sherlock for the first time, and it seems that they might have a lot in common than she first thought.
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- Part 7 of Medieval Sherlock and Co
Bookmarked by FantasyCanid
03 Jan 2025
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Chews aggressively on the bars of my enclosure*
IT'S SO GOOD IT HURTS ME I NEED 7 BOOKS 3 TV SHOWS 6 MOVIES AND 80 MORE CHAPTERS NOWWWW.
I gotta learn some magic like Sherlock so I can summon them
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But I’m a Tea Drinker! by chaoticgaywitch
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
07 Aug 2024
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Everyone who knows Martin Blackwood thinks he’s gay. He doesn’t like to kiss his girlfriend, he watches the swimming team practice, and he keeps pictures of shirtless men in his locker. His conservative grandparents send him to conversion camp, which backfires because he gets a boyfriend and leaves the camp gayer than ever before. Props to him
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Martin really likes tea.Bookmarked by FantasyCanid
16 Dec 2024
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Absolutely superb no criticism whatsoever except for the fact that it's over and I can't read anymore of it I loved it and it had changed my life for the better honestly so scrumptious
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Alison finds a letter, and against all odds, the Captain and his Lieutenant are reunited.
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16 Nov 2024
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“Do you want to bite me?” Jon says.
“What?” Martin almost shrieks.
Jon flushes, but stands his ground. “Well, do you?”
“No! No, of courthe not! Abtholutely not! Definitely not! God, Jon! What… no! No. No. I mean, no.”
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Or, when Jon and Martin kiss under the mistletoe, Martin’s fangs appear. Oops.
Bookmarked by FantasyCanid
10 Nov 2024
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HEHEHEHEH id beg for Martin to bite me to Jon ngl
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OPERATION: ELIAS UWU by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 May 2022
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Tim: GUYS
Tim: OK HEAR ME OUT
Tim: I THINK WE SHOULD SEDUCE ELIAS
Sasha: WHAT SKSHSKSH
Martin: TIM NO
Jon: You’re insane.
Tim: it will. um. promote synergy in the workplace
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17 Sep 2024
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD UWU ELIAS TAKE ME AWAY 🥺🥺🥺
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POLYCULE ACQUISITION SUCCESSFUL by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Feb 2022
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Tim: hey hey hey
Tim: guess who just got fired 🥰🥰🥰
Jon: I did not fire you
Tim: then why’d you kick me out of the archives HUH
Tim: got you there
Jon: you started crying because the rainbow unicorn you were hallucinating wasn’t sparkly enough
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We Are The Universal Fools by Remrui
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Sep 2024
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“Jeez Kids, what the fuck have you dragged in?”
“Grunkle Stan!” Mabel bounced up the steps excitedly “We found some gay British men in the woods!”
“Oh my god Mabel you can’t say that…” Dipper shot Martin an embarrassed look.
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In a state of desperation, Martin Blackwood makes a deal. Never did he expect it would land him and Jon in the middle of the forest, just outside of Gravity Falls, Oregon, where things are somehow just as weird as they were back home.
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it only takes a taste (of your shoulder) by lxvenderjewel
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast)
31 Jul 2024
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"'Did you just– bite me?' John says, incredulous."
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sherlock's got a weird new way of showing affection.
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11 Sep 2024
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I can't read this again cos I'll combust but I should read it again
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“I read in an article just now,” Sherlock drew himself up all-knowingly. “That bonds can be strengthened when giving compliments.”
“I like our bond well enough as it is, thank you very much,” John retorted snippishly, taking an indignant sip of tea.
“Not the point,” Sherlock dismissed him with an airy wave of a hand. “Just answer the question. Am I attractive?”
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Jonathan "Jon" Sims has a cold and will not go home about it. Martin tells him to go home but he won't because he's a stuborn little shit but Martin eventully convinces him.
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How To Bend Not Break The Rules by oakleaf_bearer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jan 2022
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after fixing the apocalypse, jon gets a job as history teacher
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main story finishes at chapter 13, after that it's prompts
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- Part 1 of teacher jon au
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18 Aug 2024
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This fic covered me in butter, rolled me in bread crumbs, deep fried me, seasoned me with salt, pepper and paprika then covered me in melted cheese and garnished me with mint for decoration. It has served me up on a solid gold platter with a side of roast potatoes and a chickpea curry for the main course. It then cut me up with cutlery engraved with its initials. And ate me piece by piece, chewing with it's mouth closed and obeying all the proper dining table etiquette. It wiped it's pretty lips with a custom embroidered napkin and washed me down with a glass of Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru 1945 before politely excusing itself and going continuing to be an icon in a different area