121 - 140 of 227 Bookmarks by FunWithValves

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.

    Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.

    You don't think this was in your employee contact.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225,814
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    6,298
    Kudos:
    30,129
    Bookmarks:
    4,469
    Hits:
    916,563

    20 Apr 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 57

    Tags
    Summary

    Anthony Crowley has moved to the tiny village of Tadfield after a nervous breakdown. He just wants to be left alone to work in his garden and recover. But when he orders some books to be sent to the tiny library, he's not expecting for the librarian to be this gorgeous angel of a man.

    Aziraphale's life is one of quiet routine. That is, until a man covered head to toe in dirt comes running into his library and lodges himself in his heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,045
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    7,643

    12 Feb 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 14

    Words:
    73,936
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    14

    12 Feb 2022

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    A Prime should be supported, they tell him. A Prime should have advisors and allies, those who will stand behind him as he rules. These allies should be intelligent, varied in their talents, with a connection to the people of Cybertron, one more easily forged than the leader who stands above. They are to help shoulder the burden, to keep their Prime standing tall. They are meant to be more than berthmates.

    Optimus Prime has ten, by far, the most a single Prime has engaged. Cybertron has grown, so many of the city-states vying for power, each of them desperate to have their nominated individual stand beside the Prime. The Senate, in their infinite wisdom, had only been able to restrain themselves to ten.

    One month after accepting the Matrix, Optimus meets his new consorts, and begins the process of convincing them he's a much better mech than his predecessors. That he values each and every one of them. That he wants their help to create a new, better Cybertron.

    It's not going to be easy. But Optimus is more than sure they are all worth the effort.

    Words:
    97,993
    Works:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    240

    12 Feb 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 83

    Summary

    A collection of FNAF: Security Breach NSFW oneshots. Follow a chronological timeline, but can be read in any order and by themselves without the others.

    Enjoy!

    Words:
    16,064
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    83

    13 Jan 2022

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After sharing Rodimus’ heat with him, Thunderclash didn’t expect their interactions in the day-to-day to change. Especially considering the thinly veiled distaste the red mech harbored for him. Rodimus had his reasons for it, Thunderclash was sure of it, but it didn’t make it sting any less when the speedster gave him the cold shoulder.

    Thunderclash is in for the surprise of his lifecycle when Rodimus approaches him with a proposition that is likely too good to be true. But will Rodimus leave him spark-broken?

    Explicit in future chapters.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112,001
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
    852
    Kudos:
    1,017
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    28,477

    09 Jan 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 65

    Tags
    Summary

    Mainly MTMTE/LL, but some Prime and TFA too. Some NSFW, some SFW.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,411
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    758
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    28,072

    08 Jan 2022

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Megatron just stared at him through the cell door with a strange expression and didn't say anything. "Well?" Optimus said, half furious and desperate. "Will you promise not to hurt any Autobots escaping if I let you out?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    5,943
    Bookmarks:
    1,144
    Hits:
    95,220

    06 Jan 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 76

    Tags
    Summary

    ::Well met, Child.::

    Jazz startled, twisting around to try and find the source of the voice that came from within him and all around him all at once, like a sound system cranked up just past its safety point. It was then that he noticed he was weightless, every old racing injury gone, floating in a formless expanse that his processor could only interpret as white. His optics told him there were no directions, his processor told him he was upside-down. 

     Wait, he didn’t have optics. Or a processor. Scratch that, he didn’t have a frame. He tried to look around, and realized he was nothing more than his spark.

     Scrap.

     Jazz has deactivated with a regret-filled life, but Primus has plans for him: if he can convince another to like the Solstice in thirty days, he becomes a Winter Spark. Jazz, ever the optimist, fully believes he can.

    Prowl is a work-a-holic who finds himself indifferent to the Solstice... until Jazz drops into his life one day, pestering him and generally confusing him to no end...but why is the Solstice so important to Jazz?

    Neither of them counted on even liking the other... and much less feeling anything more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,133
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    2,805

    03 Jan 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 96

    Tags
    Summary

    A dragon transformers fic.

    Orion Pax is a breeder who believes that alphas are cruel and diabolical, and he's been able to keep from being chosen by one for years. But what happens when an alpha dragon finally does choose him? More specifically... Megatron.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,854
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    724
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    12,010

    18 Dec 2021

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Skywarp forgets to tell his leader he was already bonded, and Megatron wakes up to find himself bound for life with three seekers, instead of just one.

    Oh, and one of them's Starscream. Fantastic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,878
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    665
    Kudos:
    2,080
    Bookmarks:
    274
    Hits:
    42,030

    18 Dec 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 62

    Tags
    Summary

    Cybertron has been saved, and the reconstruction has begun. Autobots and Decepticons alike are flocking back home, ready to rebuild their restored planet. Optimus' dreams of redemption for all beings is finally coming true.

    With the war finally over, Ratchet and Optimus finally get to live their fantasy of having a family. Optimus didn't anticipate the target that would be put over Ratchet's head once he became sparked.

    A small band of Decepticons aren't satisfied with the way things played out. Seeking revenge and compensation, they take the sparked medic hostage, and the race begins. Optimus must juggle his Primely duties and searching for his medic while complying to the outrageous demands.

    His desperation is what leads him to Megatron.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,418
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    8,576

    18 Dec 2021

  13. This has been deleted, sorry!

    18 Dec 2021

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    How does a Decepticon telepath fall for an Autobot medic? Or the reverse? Well, it's actually very simple, and it starts with a cross-faction alliance...

    A series of 28 fics and ficlets loosely chronicling the evolution of an (un)likely relationship.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,987
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    806
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    15,141

    17 Dec 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    Rodimus has waited an entire year to see his conjunx again. He's not waiting a second more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,303

    12 Dec 2021

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    82,793
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    226

    01 Dec 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 27

    Tags
    Summary

    When Branch goes looking for a rare flower far from troll village, a flower thats been told to heal anyone with a single sip of its necter, but of course nothing can ever go to plan for branch,

    Soon he and the trolls meet blue creatures called smurfs, but is there more to the connection between smurfs and trolls then just a accidental meeting. What will blossom from this meeting and what's gargamells plans?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,155
    Chapters:
    49/49
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5,458

    27 Nov 2021

  18. Public Bookmark 35

    Tags
    Summary

    “Lotty says you’re dyin’.”

    Swerve’s mouth formed a few words that didn’t make it out of his vocoder. “Yeah.”

    “Dyin’ from lack of sex.” Swerve choked out a surprised laugh, and Whirl felt a small swell of relief. “Ya got a vitamin V deficiency.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,151
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3,883

    24 Nov 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 37

    Tags
    Summary

    Run into an ex at a party, smooch the guy you've been talking to for two hours and hope he doesn't try to talk to you. Great plan. Excellent. Totally not gonna work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2,219

    24 Nov 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,424

    24 Nov 2021

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation