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    While being pursued by a monster the likes of which they’ve never seen, Geralt, Ciri, and Jaskier attempt to escape into another universe. When the portal collapses with Jaskier still in it, he’s thrown off course and someplace that looks similar to home, but is just a little to the left of normal. Now, Geralt and Ciri must travel the multiverse to find him, before the monster catches up to them and devours them all.

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    When ART finally confirmed the PA credentials and cycled the lock, I was waiting in the foyer. I'd disabled my human behavioral code, so I didn't twitch when the whole group of humans all stopped in their tracks to stare at me.

    I said, "You have boarded the Perihelion, registered teaching vessel of the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland. Please state your business."

    In my feed, ART whispered, You sound like a shuttle attendant.

    I sound like a SecUnit.

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    During a cargo run, ART is subjected to a random security sweep. Murderbot falls back into its old routine of supervising annoying humans.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?

    Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?

    Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.

    This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.

    Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.

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    (When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Something in Carly’s face makes Lydia pauses before she says anything quippy. “Is this a moment? Are we having a moment here?”
    "A little bit of a moment, yeah,” Carly says, because what do you say when you’re forty-two and having a sexuality crisis over the weird female best friend you somehow developed after you slept with her husband?

     

    Carly comes to a realization, and then - in typical Carly Whitten fashion - acts on it.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    The rest of their troupe was beginning to move, and so Astarion turned to join them, but Wyll gestured again. He chuckled a bit and shook his head, but asked, “May I, then?”

    “Oh, yes.” Astarion said, “Though I didn’t expect you to be the first in line.”

    Wyll chuckled again, and moved with a strength to each step, kneeling and lifting Astarion suddenly off of his feet.

    “Oh,” Astarion said again, though he would not let himself be caught off guard. He draped a hand across Wyll’s chest as he was adjusted in the hero’s arms. “Now, that is chivalry, look at you.”

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    Five times Wyll saves Astarion, one time Astarion saves Wyll

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    07 May 2025