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    Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.
    “Your name is Peter, right?”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”
    “Law. Yer.”

    Goddamn.

    (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Carol gets a call from Talos just as she's kicking back with Maria and Goose, and while she's less than pleased to be cutting her time off short, he mentions Peter Parker, and, well—

    The kid she met on the battlefield eight months ago is apparently having a rough time stomaching his grief and a trip he took to Europe, and his aunt wants to provide him a change of scenery.

    Carol calls it road trip therapy, but she doesn't anticipate the kid moving into her heart along the way.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Peter does not appreciate being kidnapped. Unfortunately, thanks to a paparazzi photo, the world thinks he's dating Johnny Storm, and the villainous population of New York has its eyes set on Peter Parker. It would be easier to dispel the rumors and put the whole thing to rest if Johnny Storm didn't love coming to his rescue so much.
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    Or, Peter Parker is kidnapped too many times to count, and Johnny kind of likes the photographer who can never stay out of danger's path.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Tony Stark meets Flash Thompson at a formal event neither of them wants to be at. He's not exactly expecting to see himself in the kid dressed to the nines and doing calculus at a back table, but life is full of surprises that way.

    He's also not expecting the two of them to have a mutual friend, of sorts, but he's good at rolling with the punches—or knives, as it were.

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    Or, Tony Stark and Flash Thompson meet without knowing what they have in common, and this leads to some interesting situations.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “Now. Question of the rhetorical variety,” Tony swiped up a new holoscreen between the two of them, featuring strings of code that Tony had most certainly not written. “This was you, right?”

    Peter, hands stuffed in his pockets, seemed to face a moment of acceptance then, rather than the panic that Tony had been expecting. Although, a kid gutsy enough to have done what he did, to still be surviving after having lost as much as he had, maybe he was actually better under pressure than anywhere else.

    “A denial would be offensive, right?” Peter asked simply. “To your intelligence and stuff?”

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    OR: It’s Iron Man 2, except Peter Parker is the 19-year-old SI intern that doesn’t know how to mind his own business.

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    16 Feb 2026