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“Wait, wait, wait. On Thriller Bark. When I knocked you out with the hilt of my sword. Did I fucking kill you then?”
To be honest, Sanji doesn’t know. Could’ve been dead. Could have been just knocked out. These days, it’s impossible to tell, when death for him means nothing but a few minutes of inconvenience.
Sanji finds a way to stop the mutation. It could royally fuck Zoro up in the process. Or bring them closer than ever.
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The day after Scar breaks up with Grian, the dead come back to life. Knowing that venturing out alone is a death sentence, the sudden onset of the apocalypse forces them to stick together despite the tensions between them. In the wreckage of the world, they're forced to survive side-by-side, coming to terms with the fact that—try as they might—there's no one they trust more than each other.
“Go!” Grian shouts as the monster charges, putting his whole force into the blow.
Scar watches, frozen stiff as Grian fights until blood and gore and viscera mark the creature up like a Pollock painting.
“What are you waiting for?!” Grian snaps when he finally notices that Scar is still standing there. He grips his weapon tight and attacks a final time, slamming the zombie down—good and dead—and standing panting over top of it, strained but victorious. He starts rushing from the scene, calling back for Scar over his shoulder. “Run!”
And in a way that’s as familiar to him as breathing, Scar chases after him.
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- Part 1 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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“Your name means…three.”
It’s not voiced as a question, but Sanji reads the why in his expression anyway.
“You know what kind of people are named after numbers?”
Zoro grunts, but says nothing. Sanji answers it for him. “Test subjects.”
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Sanji doesn’t exist.
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Spring is coming early this year.
With his body beginning to fail him, and Serizawa's graduation growing closer each day, Reigen thinks the well of blessings he's been drawing from has finally run dry.
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- Part 2 of the negligible works
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“Luffy.”
“Yeah?”
“Please tell me I’m hallucinating.” Fear. The smell of it, the sound of it. Luffy’s never felt fear like this come from Sanji before. He hates it.
“He’s real. And I think he’s you,” Luffy says.
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A reunion. A camping trip on an uninhabited island. A question. And a gift, or perhaps, an answer. Wherein a Sanji straight from the dungeons of Germa appears in their midst and no one, least of all Sanji, knows what to do about it.
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Eventually Nami came to the realisation that what Sanji was doing wasn’t flirting, it was an act of worship. After all, humans tend to adore all they wish they could be.
or, Sanji discovers he likes crossdressing, spoiler: goes *very* wrong… but also very right?
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Bookmarked by Humanoidisaster
21 Apr 2024
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Zosan and exploring Sanji's mindset and gender identity 10/10
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Sanji’s childhood had been…unkind, to say the least. He remembers his mother sick in bed, his father’s disdain, his cruel brothers and placid sister. He remembers the dungeon, the mask, the escape.
But he doesn’t remember a lot of the in-between. He doesn’t remember the food served, or his childhood bedroom. He doesn’t remember the exact shape of the abuse he suffered, or the experiments he underwent, only the impression that it was bad. His mind gets a little fuzzy whenever his thoughts go anywhere near that time in his life.
But that’s okay! Why would he want to remember anything from then besides his mother anyway? He just knows that he was weak then, and he’s stronger now. He’s someone Zeff can be proud of, a chef who serves the next king of the pirates! His crew is always moving forward, so it’s better that the past is left right where it was–behind him.
Which is why he never thought to consider the damage that his family dealt might have lingered in a place he never thought to look.
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03 Mar 2024
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Red-haired Shanks is infamous for his love of sake. So Sabo suggests taking Luffy to a bar to help the young pirate build up some tolerance before their eventual reunion. When Law is added to the mix, things quickly spiral out of control and Sabo really wishes he wasn't here to see this...
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- Part 1 of Big Brother Duties
Bookmarked by Humanoidisaster
22 Feb 2024
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Despite being short this is probably my favourite lulaw fic of all time. Its funny and also lowkey cute plus I love the way Sabo's written hehe
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There are dreams, lower-case “d”, and then there are Dreams. The former are nothing more than the subconscious run wild. Nothing important, nothing to note, nothing to pay much attention to at all. They are just the products of a brain idling in sleep. And then, of course, there is the latter.
When Sanji Dreams, he Dreams of two things.
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In which soulmates know each other only by their most intimate Dream.
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they said love is reaching blindly at a pit full of snakes by summermidnights
Fandoms: One Piece
30 May 2022
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“What are you going to tell them?”“We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”
“So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.
Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.
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Figure Me Out by WateredMyCrops
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
30 Apr 2023
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Vash isn't human. There's so much to him that is too much, too different, too weird to be comfortable around people. Humanoid, not human. Slowly, he starts to let Wolfwood see what that means. 5 times Vash showed Wolfwood the ways he wasn't human and 1 time Wolfwood made Vash realize that didn't matter.
Or, Vash is subjected to the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Note: the story continues in part 2
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- Part 1 of Write Your Ticket
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23 Mar 2023
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06 Jan 2023
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Yanfei is a half-illuminated beast who wants nothing more than to live a life among the people of Liyue as their fellow person and lawyer. However, it seems like a certain funeral parlor consultant disagrees somewhat with her life choices.
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Childe's mission is simple in briefing but terrifyingly complicated to execute:
To steal the Geo Archon's Gnosis.
Good thing he has the most trustworthy guide in Liyue to help him.
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A retelling of canon events leading to Zhongli's reveal as the Geo Archon, with some liberties taken in regards to culture and worldbuilding.
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03 Aug 2022
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After his little brother is bundled back to Snezhnaya, Childe makes good on his promise to the traveller and takes the first boat out of Liyue Harbor. Any sense of homecoming lasts about as long as an uncooked steak in front of Xiangling, however, when his boat sinks, grounding him back in the mainland.
It's just as well, because the next morning, a body is found in the Northland Bank.
A visit from a fellow Harbinger reveals a far more insidious plot than anything Childe could concoct with a god of the vortex and twenty minutes without supervision. The murders aren’t limited to the one Bank. They’ve been trailing down the Liyue border, getting closer and closer to the city. The Tsaritsa has a new mission for him: to figure out who, or what is targeting Fatui forces.Against his best wishes, Childe is forced to see Zhongli again at the morgue. It becomes clear that he’s going to need a guide, and Childe resolves to quash his pride, and their differences to request his help to navigate Liyue and solve the case.
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20 Jul 2022
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Revival by hatredwithpassion
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
28 Jan 2024
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“Boss, something is wrong! That’s -"
A body morphed in the glass case - a tall stature, solid bones and golden skin layered on the silhouette.
A fist shot through the liquid, smashing into the glass. The glass shattered into fragmented pieces. The figure fell down on his knees, hands splayed, long hair obscured his face. He lifted his head and inhaled sharply.
Vivid green eyes stared ahead at the group of masked men.
He was alive.
“Who…who are you?”
Eren, his mind whispered silently, Eren Yeager.(Eren Yeager gets tossed into the DC universe)
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- Part 1 of Into the cesspit
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- 100,010
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- 40/40
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Bookmarked by Humanoidisaster
16 Apr 2022
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I've never read any batman comics
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Eren doesn’t know how he ended up in the Undercity. He doesn’t know who his parents are, or why steam comes out of his wounds, or why he can lift things twice his size with ease.
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Eren joins the cadets with the singular goal of joining his brother Levi. He doesn’t know why this Mikasa girl keeps acting like she knows him, or why Reiner and Bertolt seem oddly interested in his healing.
(Featuring big bro Levi, Titan Eren, families of choice and absolutely no shipping :)
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28 Feb 2022
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"His body sings, it screams - 'I’m made for you. I can feel the end of you, like the end of me. I’m sick with it.'"
Canonverse AU where the Ackerman bond manifests as a genetic illness, flaring up when your liege is in danger.
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26 Feb 2022
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Our own devils, in our own Hell by ChenoHyuga
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
06 Dec 2021
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AU wherein Ymir chooses to live
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Four Titan shifters invade an unsuspecting human society with one goal in mind; to take back what belongs to them.
✨✨ Still writing, slow to update (Dec 1, 2022) ✨✨
In which Porco is chosen to be the Armored Titan instead of Reiner
Warrior-centered
*Not Beta-Read
**No consistent update schedule