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  1. Summary

    Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Potions, History of Magic, Herbology and Charms — yes, our third anthology is inspired by Hogwarts’ seven core subjects. Without limiting ourselves to the school environment, we’ve created seven new magical stories for you, each one centred around one of the fundamental pillars of wizarding education.

    Theory and practice, homework and tests, professors and students — all of them, of course, inevitable elements in a collection like this. But rest assured, we won’t remain in the magical Scottish castle the entire term. As usual, we’re proud to present a vast array of tropes, ratings, and emotions. Humour, angst, mystery, pining, denial, fluff, bonding… this Drarry anthology has something for everyone.

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  2. Summary

    Stories set in my That's Life Together universe. These are the stories NOT featuring Harry, Draco, and their kids, but that you all have been asking about.

    My plans eventually include:
    Dudley and Charlotte
    Ethan and Imogen/Gen/Jennifer/Jen
    Neville and Ginny
    Blaise and Charlie
    Kids' families (eventually)

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    Drarry drabbles and shorter one-shots written for competitions and games across the fandom.

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    David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?

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    31 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read this years ago and still remember it clearly. Fun story and worth a good re-read.

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    “Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”

    “Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.

    “Yeah.”

    “Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.

    “No.”

    Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.

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    31 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read years ago, but it still pops up in my head. Bookmarking because it deserves a re-read and because others should check it out.

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    Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.

    Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.

    He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.

    PATRICK, 30
    @patrickbrewer
    Lives In: Toronto, ON
    From: Toronto, ON
    Work: MLB Baseball

    David swiped right without reading further.

    PROFILE NOT FOUND.

    Okay...

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    Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.

    (a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)

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    31 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Baseball AU. Read this years ago, but it still stands out in my head 4 years later.

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    Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?

    prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA

    In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.

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    07 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AITA Drarry

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    What would have happened if Petunia Evans Dursley had made another choice on first November when she found her nephew on the doorstep instead of the morning paper?

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    16 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Want to read