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After Marietta reveals Dumbledore's Army, Fudge and Umbridge try to figure out who to blame for it all - Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore. So McGonaggal suggests watching some of Harry's most important memories to see for themselves, only she hopes it would reveal the truth about Voldemort before anyone gets in trouble.
Naturally, the entire school watches right along with them, and Madam Bones is invited to attend as well in the hopes of leaving things neutral.
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They watch the Harry Potter books... but not everything - it's a fun project I decided to start and it's not going to be too long. Also, it won't move past the fifth book, since... they haven't been through any more adventures yet. Hope you like it :)
(PS - I was obviously wrong, this is going to be super long, for some reason.)
(Another PS - this might show a couple of scenes from after the fifth book if I decide to add a bonus chapter. We'll see.)
(I tried not to make the characters out of character, but I'm not sure I managed that...)
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- Part 10 of Watch/Read the Show/Movie/Series!
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- 18/18
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08 Oct 2025
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To Build a Home by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 May 2022
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Tommy's placed into emergency care with the Craft household, and begins to realise that this house might be different than his last ones.
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- 10/10
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01 Oct 2025
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After the capture of the notorious supervillain, Nightmare, who had been reining terror down on the city for the past year, the Hero Coalition runs into some problems. Upon being unmasked, it's revealed Nightmare is not legally an adult and is the child of one of their top heroes.
The laws are complicated around children who put on masks. While the cops, lawyers, and heroes figure out how to handle this mess without leaking anything to the press, the kid needs to go somewhere. He can't go home with his adoptive father who is facing child negligence charges (not to mention the man's superhero alter ego had beaten the shit out of him live on camera last week). He can't go to a normal family with his dangerous powers. He can't even be thrown in jail without risking the scandal getting out.
So, they turn to Crowfather to save the day!
“Did you attend school?” asked Phil.
“Yeah.”
“What's your favorite subject?”
“The fuck are you doing old man?” he asked, suspicious but calm. At least... calm until his social worker spoke.
“Thomas,” he scolded, his hand coming down to squeeze the boy’s ankle.
Oh, Phil thought. The boy hadn't been kidding about the biting like a dog thing.
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- 90,591
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- 16/16
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30 Sep 2025
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AITA For Kidnapping A Sixteen Year Old? by Aimandfire for ReturnsNull
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Apr 2025
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u/McMrChillGuy492 NTA. Why is everyone calling OP an asshole? Of course he's trying to get custody of his younger brother after getting out of foster care and back on his feet. When did that become controversial?
u/BedwarsAlien That's not his brother
u/McMrChillGuy492 What?
u/BedwarsAlien Check his post history. Tommy's not his brother and he's not even in foster care. He's literally just a random kid
u/McMrChillGuy492 What the fuck??????
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- 61/?
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30 Sep 2025
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The story of how TommyInnit accidentally became a Gotham rogue, Tubbo became a bat, and Ranboo got adopted by Dick Grayson.
OR: Benchtrio dimension travels into the Batman universe.
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- Part 23 of impravidus's folklore
- Part 1 of Dream SMP/Batman Crossovers
- Part 18 of impravidus’s crossover fics
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- 27,384
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- 14/14
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29 Sep 2025
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vanderlyle crybaby cry by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Apr 2022
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“If you heard what we said, then you know what Puffy told me about you,” Tommy said, giving Wilbur a sticky sweet smile that was more akin to him baring his teeth.
Wilbur’s face must’ve reflected the way his heart skipped a beat at that, because Tommy’s grin widened now that he’d found a thread to pull.
“So?” Wilbur asked, struggling to act like he didn’t care about that part of the conversation.
“So, I want to know what’s wrong with you.”
The thread tugged right in the center of his chest, and Wilbur wondered if this was what it was like to unravel.
or, Wilbur is only a few months away from getting his degree when he has a mental breakdown and is unwillingly pulled out of his classes. With nothing to fill his days, Phil gets Wilbur a part time job at a local bookstore, where he finds himself getting trained by a loud-mouthed teenager who hates his guts right off the bat. Great. All he wants to do is graduate, but now he has to deal with a seventeen year old trying to get him fired. Thanks Phil.
But somehow, this kid ends up being exactly what Wilbur needs.
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28 Sep 2025
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A Dead Man's Waltz by Turtlemeats
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP
11 Nov 2023
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What if the afterlife wasn't horrible for Tommy? What if Tommy finds he likes being dead more than alive?
This fic contains underage drinking, smoking, and suicidal thoughts and actions, so be warned. Just read the tags.
Thank you to Malicious for being my Beta!
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- Part 1 of The Dance of The Dead
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- English
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- 78,903
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- 16/?
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26 Sep 2025
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Maybe You Were the Friend I Needed by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Nov 2021
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Dream stood frozen when he saw who was checking up on him today.
Why him?
Why did it have to be him?
It couldn’t have been anyone else! Anyone who would’ve given Dream a fair chance!
Now, Dream had no hope of living a good life. He was completely, utterly, absolutely, fucked.
“Are you going to invite me in or not Green Bitch?”
After a year of being alone in prison, Dream is finally let out ONLY if he can stay in exile with certain terms. Dream struggles at first, but is determined to prove to everyone that he is no longer the tyrant he once was. Only, when a little Gremlin Child shows up and starts to make Dream's life hell, he might have a harder time trying to convince everyone he's changed.
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- 26/26
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26 Sep 2025
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If I Lie, Maybe I'll Believe It by weepingvirtue
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Sep 2022
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At sixteen years old, Tommy knew so many things.He knew that people were predictable and selfish. He knew not to trust, not to take, and not to get comfortable for too long. He knew that the concept of family was as fake as the highlights in his last foster mother's hair.
Tommy had known for years that life was painful and had no extra love for some ratty foster kid like him. He knew that it was him and his copy of The Odyssey against the whole world. He knew that he only had to survive long enough to make it to his eighteenth birthday before he could escape.
But when Tommy ends up fostered in the Watson household completely by chance, he finds that maybe he never knew anything in the first place.
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or, the one in which Tommy Innit has never really experienced love, family, or belonging, and is suddenly surrounded by it all at once.
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Now available in Ukrainian here!Series
- Part 1 of Corrupting untruth
- Language:
- English
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- 143,476
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 17
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- 969
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25 Sep 2025
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Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop.
What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course.русский translation by kuwwizz here!
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- Part 8 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
- Part 1 of delaying the inevitable
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 47/50
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- 32
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24 Sep 2025
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Tommy isn’t dead, because Tommy can’t die. Tubbo laughs when Sam tells him that Dream beat Tommy to death, and heads to the prison to get his friend before he wakes up.
No, he’s not in denial. Why is Ranboo crying?or
Tommy and Tubbo are immortals, able to age but unable to die. Unfortunately, the rest of the server has no idea. This leads to some issues.
A series of different oneshots in which at least 1/2 of the clingyduo gets exposed as being immortal.
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- Part 5 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
- Language:
- English
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- 25,478
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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24 Sep 2025
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Making Friends of Enemies by Moonstone_Kat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Nov 2022
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Sam rescues Tommy from the prison, and no one knows he's died. Everything is too loud, too bright, too much. He is bombarded with sensory information, struggling to process it after the nothingness of the Afterlife. It take him three days to leave his house. He's been gone for two weeks, and he hopes that someone has noticed, but on a trip to the hotel he halts as he sees another hotel beside it. And there in the doorway, with matching rings on their fingers and laughing without a care in the world, are Ranboo and Tubbo.
Tommy's been forgotten.
But over the next few weeks, Niki and Jack seek him out. Sometimes individually, sometimes together, but Tommy is always delighted to see them no matter what they do. Who cares about the murder attempts? They're seeking him out! They want to spend time with him, clearly. Tommy misses them; they were friends before New L'Manberg, and he's happy to have them back as friends again.
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I really love guilty villains lol and so Tommy befriends Jack and Niki even as they continually try and kill him until they start questioning their choices. (And Tommy knows about it but what's a little pain when he gets friends in exchange?)
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- 13/13
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24 Sep 2025
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“You know?” Tommy said, holding the dragon up so he could see him better, “I think I’m going to name you Cat.”
The dragon purred, and Tommy smiled.
Cat let out a puff of smoke, hoping that would serve as explanation. Instead, the boy asked why his smoke smelled so comforting.
Yeah, Cat thinks he can comfort the boy, his boy.
Or, the one in which Tommy gets a therapy dragon, because gosh darnit, if canon won't give me a therapy arc, I will give you one myself.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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24 Sep 2025
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Sam wants to be there for Tommy. Wants to be his dad. Wants to be the one Tommy comes to when he's in trouble or excited over something. He'd happily legally adopt Tommy, but well... Tommy's actual father is in the way of that. Sam thought with how distanced Phil was with his son it would be easy to persuade him to give his parental rights over to Sam. But well... Tommy's stubbornness had to come from somewhere, right?
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 32/32
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- 5
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23 Sep 2025
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Technoblade owes Dream a favor.
And, like Tommy had feared, Dream ends up calling it in to get Techno’s help in order to bust out of the prison.
Except… Techno gets another idea after noticing a loophole in Dream’s request.
An idea that would keep the other members of the Syndicate safe.
An idea that would free himself of any fear of retribution.
...and an idea that might just inadvertently save the SMP.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 37/41
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- 3,321
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21 Sep 2025
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Time traveling once is a second chance. Time travelling twice is a punishment. Time travelling for eternity just gets a little boring.
Or, an increasing number of Dream SMP members find themselves stuck in a time loop. Humor and shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 3 of Those Who Challenge the Stars
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 193,134
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 11
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19 Sep 2025
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Tommy hasn't seen or spoken to his brothers in almost seven years. And it was supposed to stay that way. In fact Tommy wasn't ever supposed to see or speak to his brother until they apologized to him. Or at least that's what he thought.
Now in his senior year in the most prestigious school in the country due to a very strange set of circumstances, Tommy is shocked to find his out his brothers are coming home a semester early and are going to be staying at home with him again.
With his whole world shaken and his perfectly crafted world crumbled by this news, Tommy figure out how to manage his knew home life with his current school life.
Not to mention he's also part of the school theatre program that is much more demanding than anything he's ever done before.
Tommy has to make it through his last semester of high school, last show with the school that has done so much for him and now his entire schedule and life has been thrown to the wind by his family. And why are they acting like nothings wrong?
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Or Tommy's a theater kid who now has to deal with fact that his brothers are disrupting the life he had ever so perfectly created in the massive wake they left behind.- Language:
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19 Sep 2025
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It was a fairly normal move that the brothers had used before and Tommy expected Techno to fall onto his back and slide across the floor.
He didn’t not expect to send him flying across the floor and through the glass windows on the other side of the room for him to roll across the patio and green grass lawn.
“Holy shit,” Tommy muttered under his breath, staring at his brother’s immobile body before his eyes sharply glanced down to look at the golden boots on his feet. “Maybe I should have used Knockback I, on second thought.”⋅˙⭑・˙⋅✦⋅˙・⭑˙⋅
The five times Tommy does something impossible and the one time he proves it to be nothing more than improbable.
But Ender-be-damned is it fun to watch the surprise on his friends and family's faces when he does something that breaks the known laws of the universe. Then again, what did you expect from the gremlin child named Tommy Innit?⋅˙⭑・˙⋅✦⋅˙・⭑˙⋅
For the Writer's Block Discord April Fools Event. Glad I had the chance to participate and get the awesome prompt that I did. :D
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- Part 12 of a kaleidoscope of memories (mcyt fics)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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18 Sep 2025
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Phil finds Tommy in exile and resolves to rescue him.
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- Part 2 of DreamSMP Angst and Comfort
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 44,002
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
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17 Sep 2025
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Protecting the Traumatised Youth by spookyserpent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 May 2021
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Sam blinks. “What?”
Even behind the mask, Sam has the distinct impression that Dream is grinning at him. “A week and he was begging for my attention, even after I stole and burnt his armour, even after the beatings. He couldn’t stand me leaving him because I was the only one to show up, to pay him attention. It was hilarious.”
Sam is going to be sick.
Or, Sam decides to ask Dream about his intentions and ends up becoming a big brother to Tommy and Tubbo. All the while, Dream and George fight, Niki and Jack plan child murder and Ranboo is slowly getting adopted into the SBI.
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- Part 1 of Pour Gold into the Cracks (and Watch Me be Fixed)
- Part 1 of Writing about Block People :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,524
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 3,622
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- 7,805
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- 1,328
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- 162,608
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16 Sep 2025