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He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.
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22 May 2025
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Hermione Granger had just woken up alone in a muggle hospital. According to the doctors, she was lucky to be alive after being viciously attacked by a mysterious animal, but she had no memory of being attacked. In fact, she had no memory of the previous year. All she knew was that the nurse gave her an unfamiliar pureblood signet ring that had supposedly been clenched in her fist when she had been rushed in.
Her career as an evidence analyst in the DMLE should help her uncover the mystery surrounding her life right now, but first she needed to get her hands on a wand, and get the hell out of Scotland.- Language:
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10 Jun 2024
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Sounds crazy good. V long, so gotta buckle in
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‘“You think you can just quit me, cold turkey?” Peña asks in a voice as smooth as silk.’
He’s a DEA agent. You work for Centra Spike. Peña’s not your boss, exactly, but you’ve been fwb long enough that certain people are starting to think of you as An Item, and that just won’t do.
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- Part 1 of Better Love
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- 6/6
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15 Feb 2024
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Danny and Mindy make a bet over who will deliver the first baby of 2013.
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21 Mar 2023
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Clean Slate: Five Times Nandor Mindwiped Guillermo, and One Time He Wished He Didn’t by uv_duv
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Aug 2020
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Pretty much what the title says. Nandor has been cheating in the long game between him and Guillermo. Guillermo, of course, has no idea.
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07 Oct 2022
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Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Sep 2022
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Sometimes a vampire needs a helping hand while preparing a semen sample for the friendly neighborhood coven.
Or a mouth.
Or a familiar.
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- Part 1 of ten times (and then some)
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- 35,341
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- 7/7
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10 Aug 2022
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Nandor's Season of Self-Discovery by HeartlessMemo
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Sep 2020
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09 Aug 2022
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Nandor the Relentless's Ultimate Vampire's Guide to Familiars by mickeymox
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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A guide written by a most illustrious and fearsome Vampire on the subject of that often overlooked but essential element of the Vampirism Lifestyle: Familiars.
Or: Guillermo has a way of making Nandor break his own rules.
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09 Aug 2022
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The hotel room only has two beds. Everyone seems to know why except for Guillermo.
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05 Aug 2022
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Lindsay comes up with the bright idea of weekly family dinners. Gob turns up with an uninvited guest.
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04 Aug 2022
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GOB and Tony's first date, second date, first kiss, first time.
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04 Aug 2022
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Season 4 spoilers. Gob and Tony perform their first magic show together, and then make some magic of their own.
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03 Aug 2022
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I don't wanna learn to hold you, touch you, think that you're mine by stefonzolesky
Fandoms: Arrested Development
13 Oct 2017
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“I don’t get it,” He admits to Tony, one day while he’s spread-eagle on Tony’s couch, staring at the other man half upside-down with blood rushing to his face.
Yeah, he can blame it on that.
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03 Aug 2022
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The Pianist and the Magician by nowimoverhere (nerdyscully) for xlessxthanx3x
Fandoms: Arrested Development
24 Mar 2019
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Tony Wonder is a struggling magician. One night after a lousy show he stumbles upon a jazz bar where Gob Bluth is playing. They proceed to spend a night together that neither one of them can forget.
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02 Aug 2022
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Michael explains to GOB that his confusing feelings for Tony Wonder are just friendship, misinterpreted.
GOB and Tony continue on with this in mind. But it's all more complicated than that.
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02 Aug 2022
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While stuck in layover for her flight out to New York City on Christmas Eve, Joan meets Jack (John Kennedy, but no one calls him that except his mom) who's waiting for the same flight.
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30 May 2022
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Vincent finds beauty in every piece of art.
Even in a banana taped on the wall.
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- Part 1 of Gay Clones: The Anthology
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30 May 2022
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A new Clone High fanfic that I just had to do, what if during the Pie of the Storm episode it was JFK’s foster dads whom offered a place to stay for Toots and Joan before Cleo’s foster mother does? Goes AU from there but it includes Ponce so that’s a win win! Another Joan and JFK pairing because give the people what they want! And they want JoanFK or anything with JFK really…a lot of people want JFK!
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30 May 2022
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two dudes sittin in a space ship five feet apart cause its a slowburn
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11 Aug 2021
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Any normal person would be asleep by now; warm and content in their beds as the lull of rain hammered down from the sky, ready to wake up early in the morning to face whatever may come in the day.
JFK was not among those people. He hadn't even been among those people for the past few months.In which it’s been a sad few months for Jack and the memory of his best friend keeps haunting him from the dead of the night.
He knows that he would do anything to see him again.
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07 Aug 2021