Lazy_Typist
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (8)
- Video Blogging RPF (7)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Grian, Skizz, Impulse, and Scar are four smugglers struggling to outrun their bad luck and stay flying in the process. Along the way they have mishaps, run into familiar enemies, and make unfamiliar friends.
Their ship might be falling apart, their money always running dry, and each of their jobs sketchier than the last, but they're flying.
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An Outlaw's Guide to Being Forcibly Adopted by Lazy_Typist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2022
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“What are you? A thief?” The little boy looked up at him with the biggest blue eyes. He looked scared, but kind of in awe too.
Dream sighed, running a hand through his hair. He could feel the first inklings of a headache pricking the base of his skull. Just his luck; getting caught by some kid in the house he was robbing.
“I prefer the term ‘liberator’, '' Dream said, flashing the kid a smile. The kid frowned, crossing his thin arms.
“So you are a thief.”
“And you are a very annoying little boy.” Dream didn’t look the kid in the eyes as he stuffed his bag with whatever he could get his hands on.
Or: A very tired Outlaw Dream accidently acquires a side kick named Tommy. Hijinx ensue.
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Infinite Daydreams, Infinite Nightmares by Lazy_Typist
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Sep 2022
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Infinite universes, infinite possibilities.
That's how parallel universes work. For every reality there is always one just slightly to the left.
Truly endless possibilities. How wonderful is that?
Anything and everything is possible.
Or: the spin off series to Infinite Universes Infinite Possibilities.
Or: A collection of one-shots of backstories, what ifs, and brand new ideas!
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- Part 2 of The Infinite Universe's Universe!
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Unfortunate Events- a term which here means a long, convoluted tale about three brothers who face many tragedies.
Or: Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy Craft lose their beloved father to a fire and are sent to live with an evil relative named Dream.
Or: the Series of Unfortunate Events au we all need.
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Space cadets Tommy Innit and Tubbo Schlatt are meant to be sent on a simple survival test, but when they wake up in a ruined escape pod surrounded by dead crewmates their test becomes much more serious.
Together, Tommy and Tubbo must work to survive against all the odds and make it back home in one piece.
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The Infinite Universe's Universe! by Lazy_Typist
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Sep 2022
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PET crew is a team of amateur spelunkers, up to explore anything down. After a long while apart, Tango manages to find a largely unvisited cave system with some promising barely-explored ruins, and pulls the team back together for one more delve into the deep. But getting in the cave, everything quickly seems rather strange; Between the constant cold, the odd whispers, and the differences between team members, their dive becomes a question of not just how deep PET can go, but how well they can possibly navigate back.
There is a void, and it indeed does call.Based on the Trail's Gone Cold AU by wasyago on tumblr.
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- English
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18 Aug 2025
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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11 Jul 2025
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Possession is Nine-Tenths by sparrowpassing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jul 2023
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Tango is a demon just trying to get by. Etho is a hunter trying to save his best friend.
Kidnapping, gardening, and a friendship that could have been.
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- 1/1
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05 Jul 2025
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between the click of the light and the start of the dream by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 Aug 2024
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The lights of the whole district went out with a pop, streetlights and autocars grinding to a halt. The contrast felt like losing touch with reality, stimulation dropping to zero: no lights in the windows, no holographic advertisements crowding the sidewalks, every VR port in the city running on emergency battery power. Grian activated his wings on reflex, but there wasn’t an attack. It couldn’t have been an attack, or Pearl would have already been moving.
The only possible threat was the storm over the sea, a roiling unnatural thunderhead that the lack of advertisements made significantly more visible. It was coming in from the west. To the east the sky was clearer, and the clouds had gaps between them, and one of those gaps cradled the moon like a picture frame.
It was impossible to concentrate on anything else after seeing the moon. The heightened winds, the debris slamming into the unshielded buildings, the shantytown lights blinking off one by one as they diverted power to their defenses– none of it meant anything. None of it even registered.
“Pearl,” Grian said, almost too fascinated to be horrified, "am I dreaming, or is the moon big?”
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- Part 32 of mcyt fic my beloved
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- English
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26 Oct 2024
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When Tommy drops out of school and runs away from home at seventeen, he only has one destination in mind: his older cousin Techno's apartment. He has no idea what he wants to do with his life once he arrives, but everything changes when he begins working at a secondhand bookstore owned by Wilbur Soot. Slowly but surely, Tommy learns to love the town and the people around him, and learns how to change their lives as well.
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30 Aug 2024