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PET crew is a team of amateur spelunkers, up to explore anything down. After a long while apart, Tango manages to find a largely unvisited cave system with some promising barely-explored ruins, and pulls the team back together for one more delve into the deep. But getting in the cave, everything quickly seems rather strange; Between the constant cold, the odd whispers, and the differences between team members, their dive becomes a question of not just how deep PET can go, but how well they can possibly navigate back.
There is a void, and it indeed does call.Based on the Trail's Gone Cold AU by wasyago on tumblr.
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18 Aug 2025
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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11 Jul 2025
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Possession is Nine-Tenths by sparrowpassing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jul 2023
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Tango is a demon just trying to get by. Etho is a hunter trying to save his best friend.
Kidnapping, gardening, and a friendship that could have been.
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05 Jul 2025
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between the click of the light and the start of the dream by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 Aug 2024
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The lights of the whole district went out with a pop, streetlights and autocars grinding to a halt. The contrast felt like losing touch with reality, stimulation dropping to zero: no lights in the windows, no holographic advertisements crowding the sidewalks, every VR port in the city running on emergency battery power. Grian activated his wings on reflex, but there wasn’t an attack. It couldn’t have been an attack, or Pearl would have already been moving.
The only possible threat was the storm over the sea, a roiling unnatural thunderhead that the lack of advertisements made significantly more visible. It was coming in from the west. To the east the sky was clearer, and the clouds had gaps between them, and one of those gaps cradled the moon like a picture frame.
It was impossible to concentrate on anything else after seeing the moon. The heightened winds, the debris slamming into the unshielded buildings, the shantytown lights blinking off one by one as they diverted power to their defenses– none of it meant anything. None of it even registered.
“Pearl,” Grian said, almost too fascinated to be horrified, "am I dreaming, or is the moon big?”
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- Part 32 of mcyt fic my beloved
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26 Oct 2024
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When Tommy drops out of school and runs away from home at seventeen, he only has one destination in mind: his older cousin Techno's apartment. He has no idea what he wants to do with his life once he arrives, but everything changes when he begins working at a secondhand bookstore owned by Wilbur Soot. Slowly but surely, Tommy learns to love the town and the people around him, and learns how to change their lives as well.
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30 Aug 2024
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Sixty days after Wilbur Soot enters rehab, his family returns to pick him up. Techno isn't ready for him to come back home.
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30 Aug 2024
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hit the continent running (engines were humming) by Odaigahara for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
03 Jan 2024
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Philza: Transatlantic, the Corvarians, all those motherfuckers who couldn’t handle us having a stronghold and good mines, they cut us off from everything in the darkest time of the year. They trapped us in the cold, in eternal night, because they figured if we starved to death, Port-aux-Francais would give them whatever deals they wanted, and they didn’t care who they were fucking killing.
We were peaceful, before the embargo. We just wanted trade deals, we collaborated with anyone who’d help us build our railroads. We never struck the first blow. After the embargo– after that winter– we figured that wasn’t gonna work.
Interviewer: So you adopted some new technologies.
Philza: Yeah, we had innovations in our manufacturing, our greenhouses, our fucking sanitation– but that’s not what you’re talking about, right? Forget the emperor shit. If you’re interviewing me about this, you don’t want to hear about the greenhouses.
You want to hear about the planes.
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- Part 60 of dream smp fic my beloved
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22 May 2024
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It's 1988. Grian and Mumbo are roommates living in the US. Mumbo leaves on a solo camping trip at Grian's suggestion to get away from his job for a while. But when he fails to check in at the end of his trip, Grian is forced to report him as a missing person. And now the clock is ticking.
It's 1989. Grian takes a job in Shoshone National Forest as a fire lookout, prepared to spend the summer alone in the wilderness. But his primary goal isn't finding forest fires: it's finding Mumbo, who went missing in this location a year ago, alive and well. He expects to be alone. What Grian doesn't expect is having the company of the other nearby lookout, a man named Scar. Their relationship grows through their conversations held via two-way radio, as Grian begins to let Scar into the truth about why he's really here and mystery he's unraveling.
A Hermitcraft Firewatch AU.
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- Part 1 of Serotiny
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07 Mar 2024
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“What voices, Scar?” Martyn asks again, a bit closer now, snapping him back to attention.
“You— You know the Secret Keeper voices? When you succeed your task?” Scar asks, the words practically bursting out of him, propelled by the pressure of being kept at bay for so long.
Martyn’s eyes narrow just slightly, his gaze flickering to the Secret Keeper and then back. “Yeah, I’ve heard ‘em. We all have, far as I can tell.”
Scar nods and swallows, pasting on a shaky grin. “I hear them all the time.”
OR, The Watchers take a special interest in Scar.
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- Part 1 of Ad Astra
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14 Feb 2024
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The Atsign Agency: run by Joe Hills and the zombie Cleo, they're here to solve all of your supernatural problems, hauntings, magical accidents, and also just about any contracting work or errands you need if you're willing to have it done cheaply by two unqualified odd jobbers struggling to make rent. After over a decade together in the city of Carrows, the two of them frequently see things and deal with things that are probably a bit too ridiculous to name, and have the experience to handle it, if not particularly frequently the money.
When the mysterious (and clearly very rich) Pearl Moon walks into their agency, offering them a massive payment for a simple job, what are they to do but accept?
Yeah, they may be about to regret that one. This job is going to be anything but simple, and the entire City of Angels may be at stake. Careful, Atsign Agency: the past is watching.
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30 Jan 2024
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standing at a lightswitch by DeadPatrol for howtotrainyournana, graciek1998
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Nov 2021
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“I would nuke someone for you,” Tubbo says plainly with all the confidence in the world. Because he has. He’s done it before and he would do it again in an instant — a thousand times over.
It strikes him with a sudden gripping fury. He needs Ranboo to know. He needs Ranboo to know it like Tubbo knows it, deep and intrinsic. Utter truth.
“That’s… nice?” Ranboo says, hesitant, cautious, nervous.
“Your face is nice,” Tubbo spits, because that’s also the truth.
“Thank you?” Ranboo’s voice pitches up into incredulity.
Ranboo doesn’t get it. And Tubbo desperately tries to convince himself that that’s alright. He will soon. It’s a work in progress.
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Modern Setting Reincarnation AU: With the server reset impending, Tubbo made a Deal With The Drista. Now, Tubbo is the only one in the new world who remembers their past life and the events of the Dream SMP, and he's on a mission to reunite with all the people who don't remember him. This time, he will protect them.
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- Part 1 of Reincarnation AU
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30 Jan 2024
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private detective gem tasey: a rotten mystery in london by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
15 Mar 2025
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“Flooding in factories, arson, machinery breaking, and threatening letters to Mayor Goodwin written with a typewriter,” X explains as he lays out the correspondence before Gem. “And now, the sulfur you found. There is something happening in this city, yet the mayor won’t listen to me.”
Picking up one letter in the stack of dozens, Gem skims through the writing and grimaces at the threats of overthrowing the mayor. “Is he simply ignoring these threats? Either he’s confident in his position, or he just doesn’t read these letters at all…”
X nods solemnly. “It is both. The mayor is the type of person to not believe the rivers are polluted until they’ve turned black. And that is why, Detective, I need you to get to the bottom of this case.”
In which private detective Gem Tasey embarks on what starts as a normal small job, and it spirals into a case of codes, threats, and domestic terrorism. With a search full of red herrings and wild goose chases, cracking the mystery will be difficult — but at least she has her best friend Pearl Moon and the mayor’s secretary Sullivan Ximenes on her side!
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24 Jan 2024
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Love Death + Grumbot by SunOfARaven
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Feb 2024
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Zombies. We’ve always had them. They’re life’s last-ditch attempt at thwarting death; reanimated corpses acting out an echo of their lives. Dangerous, sure, but mainly an inconvenience. Burn your dead, build walls, keep an eye out at night—you’ll be fine. But this… sculk. It makes zombies look like kittens.
And it’s spreading.
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It's been two years since the sculkers appeared and society collapsed. A mistake forces Grian and Mumbo to leave the safety of their city walls and face the terrors of this new world. In their search for answers, they find familiar faces and befriend new ones, discovering joy blossoming in the ruins of the apocalypse. However, time is running out as Grian and Mumbo fight to survive, dealing with love, loss and an enigmatic robot. But not every monster comes from the shadows. Some come from within.
~A novel~
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14 Jan 2024
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Hermit World Airlines, a fixture of air travel since the early days of the twentieth century, has been cruising the skies in style for decades. But recent corporate budget cuts have caused standards to slip, and in the world of aviation, that's a recipe for disaster...
Meanwhile, it's just another day at the office for Keralis and Zedaph- and when that office is at 35,000 feet, they've got the best view in the whole wide world. Today's routine jaunt is a little hop across the pond, and from there, they'll both be heading home.
With a storm of corporate incompetence at their backs, Flight 1515 takes off into turbulent skies...
Or: The Pilot AU you didn't know you wanted!
(This fic is fully written and will be posted until it's done!)
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- Part 1 of Pilot AU
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11 Jan 2024
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On a joint NASA-ESA mission to the dwarf planet Ceres, Iskall and Zedaph aren’t expecting much. A long, boring trip, several weeks of stress and excitement, and then a long, boring trip back.
There’s just one slight snag: they’re not alone up there.
With the rest of humanity millions of miles away, will they be able to make it back? Or are our astronauts doomed to sail the stars forever?
(Or: The astronaut AU nobody asked for. Updates Mondays! This fic is fully written!)
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- Part 2 of ZITS in space with Iskall
- Part 1 of Sailing Windwards
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06 Jan 2024
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Somehow, some way, the tides of fate have decided that the final two are not that which we've grown to know. Grian and Martyn are the last two survivors, and they've decided to make it their goal to keep the other alive to live with regret, rather than take a victory through blood.
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03 Dec 2023
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Wind Back the Clock by guy56 for elodiej
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Feb 2023
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Bdubs finds Etho living in his basement in the Monolith after almost a year of unexplained absence. Then, the world ends and a new one starts.
(Or: Bdubs slowly loses his mind as he meets Etho over and over again in a series of confusing, and unsettlingly real, dreams.)
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03 Dec 2023
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WASTING YOUR TIME SPOILERS. THIS IS A PREQUEL.
Wilbur approached the railing in two long steps, emptying his stomach into the dark water below.
Ugh, there went his lunch; and the alcohol. There went his alchohol, Wilbur was near tempted to jump in after it. To wash himself away with—
Oh.
Oh.
Wilbur leaned over the railing, just to get a better look at the water rushing by.
It wouldn’t be quick, he thought, morbidly. Not unless he cracked his head open on the rocks. No, he’d have time to contemplate and regret before the water snuffed him out.
Wilbur was familiar with it, death. Not in the poetic, stereotypical old friend kind of way; more like an estranged family member that just kept showing up. More bitter than sweetness, more wishing that it would just go away.
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or: Wilbur plans on dying. He intends on making everyone hate him before he does.
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- Part 2 of Jubilee Failed
- Part 16 of shutupanakin (writing edition)
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
Or
Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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07 Mar 2023
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“Congratulations to all the lucky players in this forest-- you have been chosen!” Techno cranes his head back, and past the leaves, he can see Wilbur high, high up, looking so tiny from where he’s looking down at all of them. Tommy is near him, seeming distracted with other things. “Through a complicated and thorough process that definitely wasn’t just taking people at random from their worlds, you’ve all been brought together for the sole purpose of an experiment. A social experiment. An experience, I like to call it!”
Wilbur sounds thrilled at telling all of them this. Technoblade wishes he would fly back down so he can put his knife to good use. He didn’t sign up to be a random lab rat.
(Or, Techno winds up in one of Wil's 100 player challenges. He's just aiming to get out alive. Wil and Tommy of course have other ideas.)
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17 Jan 2023