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    So I noticed that there's been a certain amount of disdain for self-insert fics, whether they be explicitly self-insert, or involve OCs. So I decided to write one, because let's face it, the world's currently a mess and a bit of good fun never goes amiss.

    This is the universe in which the Autobots settled down, got established in the southwestern United States and after a while, entered into various research partnerships with a major university. Vaguely Bayverse with overtones of IDW and G1, and centered around the lives of graduate students involved in this research partnership. Entirely intended to be fluff and humor, but this is me writing it...

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    26 Mar 2025

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    Bruticus makes a fool of himself, and consequently literally everyone else

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    24 Mar 2025

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    “You’re kidding,” Bumblebee says.

    “Huh?” Starscream drags his optics back to Bumblebee’s face at the words, but he still looks distracted. There’s no way. There’s no way, but that—and he looks so—

    “It’s the wings?” Bumblebee cries, clutching his helm in his hands. “I thought you wanted to kill me! You’re seriously this caught up on my stupid doorwings?”

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    21 Mar 2025

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    What do you do with an unwanted gift? He can't send him back because that would be spurning a (very commonplace) gesture of good political will, but Megatronus never asked for a mostly useless berthwarmer, did he? No. No he did not.

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    18 Mar 2025

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    Beating off was real easy. Everyone figured out at some point, usually only a couple hours after they rolled off the assembly line, that if they overclocked their hardware calculating certain kinds of math and it got complex enough to shunt some of their processes out of normal processing centers that it felt good in the same way a hardline interface did. But usually it got stale almost as fast as they figured it out in the first place, because unless they wanted the same sequence of sensations in exactly the same way every single time they tried to eke an overload out of some complicated mathematical equation, they'd have to keep looking for new things to run, and there really wasn't all that much out there worth doing.

    Didn't stop Wheeljack from trying, though.

    Or: Wheeljack discovers that rendering 3D models is a great way to jerk off. Events ensue.

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    18 Mar 2025

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    When a routine exploratory mission becomes a matter of survival, Getaway has to confront the idea that maybe animosity isn't the only thing he feels towards Rodimus.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Starscream is dead. But don't worry! Everything is fine.

    There will be lies. There will be opera. There will be failed seductions. There will be acute nervous breakdowns, philosophical jargon, daring rescues, and (perhaps) even some kind of redemption.

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    14 Mar 2025

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    “Eureka! I have found it!” The radio plays in the distance, and the car hums back to life, engine purring in tandem to the ocean waves. “–you’re one lucky kid!”
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    or: there's a yellow car always parked in Sam's garage and a blue-eyed boy who drives it. There is definitely something off about the pair, but Sam is still trying to decide who to suspect for possible alien activity; the boy or the car.

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    11 Mar 2025

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    What it means to have and lose a body, from the perspective of two mechs who need each other in ways that neither knows how to say out loud.

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    10 Mar 2025

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  10. Public Bookmark 52

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    Trapped in the twin cages of jail and the limbo of infraspace, Starscream and Bumblebee descend into Starscream's subconscious to escape. In their perfect dream, they are married and co-ruling Cybertron... but in the real world, Starscream's spark starts slowly going out. Windblade patches herself into Starscream's mind, desperate to save Starscream from himself--and maybe from something else entirely.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    “Hey, do you remember that time you killed me?”

    Megatron could not quite read the expression on Rodimus’s face. “Yes,” he said simply.

    “Were you ever going to apologize for that?”

    Megatron weighed all the responses he could make, and settled on, “I hadn’t planned on it, no.”

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Jazz knows what happens to princes who lose wars. He's prepared for all kinds of horrible things to happen once he agrees to be conjunxed to someone he'd thought was his friend, when he was young and stupid.

    Too bad Prowl seems bent on playing the waiting game, because staying braced to take a hit that never comes is exhausting.

     

    “So, Lieutenant General Prowl. Is this an offer?”
    Prowl’s wings tilted up. “If you want it to be. Yes.”
    “Then I accept your suit, on my honor as Prince of Staniz and Polyhex.” Jazz stared Prowl down, already making plans. “If you don’t mind, my lord, I’d appreciate you letting your Prime know before my brother makes any unfortunate choices."

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    08 Mar 2025

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    A bit of kindness goes a long way. Anger may be insulating, but it's hard to stay angry when someone finally makes the effort to do something genuinely nice for you.

    In which Rung decides Whirl has earned a polish and has no idea that it could trigger anything more than a few jabs at his handiwork.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    Tailgate’s latent talent, activated when Cyclonus was harmed, was not, in fact, super strength with some weird stuff thrown in. Instead, it was 100% weirdness, the kind that restored Cyclonus while knocked everyone’s memories back a few days,

    It also restored Whirl’s hands and face. He’s not taking it so well.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    “I apologize for the interruption,” Ultra Magnus says. “However, the matter is time-sensitive. I have temporarily contained Jazz in a manual storage closet on the second level.”

    Ultra Magnus professionally collaborates with Soundwave, administers a conditional surrender agreement, and establishes a desperately-needed appeals process, all while Optimus Prime lays critically injured in the infirmary. He also imprisons Jazz in a supply closet. Everything is fine.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    "They're Autobots!"

    "So?"

    "So?! This is a Decepticon car wash! We can't have Autobots coming to a Decepticon car wash!"

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    07 Mar 2025

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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    06 Mar 2025

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  18. Public Bookmark 36

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    A collection of one-shots involving Starscream and Bumblebee.
    Continuity and rating in chapter titles.

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    06 Mar 2025

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    Some things have never been within the purview of mechanical beings, but Cybertronians have always been adaptable.
    When Ratchet discovers a newly-ignited spark growing inside Rodimus, though, he finds his abilities (and patience) tested.

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    06 Mar 2025

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  20. Public Bookmark 42

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    A wrinkle formed between Ratchet’s brows, his chevron bunching.

    “I don’t understand why you would put yourself in that situation,” Ratchet grumbled. “You don’t have to do what he says.”

    Drift shrugged, leaning back into the booth and tapping his digits against the surface. His own frown tempted to pull at his face but one deep intake dispelled it.

    “I’m not,” he settled on, smoothing his palms on the surface of the table.
    --
    Or, no one quite understands the friendship between Rodimus and Drift.

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    04 Mar 2025

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