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    “You are an absolute idiot.” Sanji’s hands shake as he sterilizes a needle in cooking wine—fucking cooking wine—because the thrice-damned marimo is a fish and even Nami doesn’t have the kind of cash to keep the Merry well-stocked with alcohol. This is the second time in recent memory that he’s had to stitch their swordsman back together, and as far as he’s concerned, that’s two times too many.

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    Sanji is having big feelings, and his concussion is making everything worse.

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    English
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    1,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    779
    Bookmarks:
    68
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    4,225
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    A collection of Kinktober twitfics! Each fic will be posted here the day after it airs on my twitter and bluesky accounts.

    Day 1: Lucanis/F!Rook: Masturbation | Fantasizing
    Day 2: Chew/F!Reader: Enemies to Lovers | Drunk Sex | Cunnilingus

    Language:
    English
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    2,155
    Chapters:
    2/31
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    234
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    Eskel sat in the abandoned tower, his back pressed against cold stone, fresh cuts burning on his thighs where no one would see them. The blade lay beside him, still stained with his blood, and with each drop that fell he whispered the same litany of self-hatred that had become his prayer. Weak. Pathetic. Broken. The words felt like absolution, like punishment, like the only truth he had left.

    "I remember," he whispered to the empty air, his voice cracking on the words. "I remember how you smelled."

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    Triss is willing to go to drastic lengths to get what she wants--and what she wants... is Geralt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    786
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    That morning, Sanji wakes with a fever of 102F.

    This isn’t exactly how he imagined they’d be spending the first few minutes of Sanji’s birthday.

    --

    Sequel to Meat Hearts

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    English
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    2,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,977
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    Sir Crocodile sends Miss All Sunday to clean house after Whiskey Peak. And he sends a new face alongside her, to ensure that there will be no more "slip ups" regarding the little nuisance known as Nefertari Vivi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    165
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    Each time Rook comes in contact with water is a near-death experience. Davrin makes it his mission to change that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    376
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    Zoro… has made a mistake.

    What was meant to be a cute date idea has turned into an opportunity for every (and he does mean every) man and woman in the gym to openly ogle his boyfriend. His boyfriend, who doesn’t seem to comprehend the fact that most humans can’t even do a proper split without running the risk of tearing something—let alone contort themselves into a fucking sandwich while doing some simple warm-up stretches.

    AKA

    Zoro takes his boyfriend to the gym. It all goes downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,704
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    “Does anyone know whose child this is?” Nami and Zoro share a slightly concerned look, but neither comment. None of the citizens of Orange Town speak up to claim her. The screaming continues, accompanied by wild thrashing—Nami continues to hold her fast, biting back a curse when one of the child’s feet clips the side of her head. “Nobody? Really?” Luffy frowns, “Maybe she’s an orphan…”

    As if he can see the gears turning inside of his not-captain’s head, Zoro begins, “I know what you’re thinking, Luffy—and the answer is ‘no.’”

    Nami, however, seems to be on Luffy’s side—amazingly enough. “It couldn’t hurt, bringing her along. At least until we reach the next town—somewhere with a proper orphanage, that would be able to look after her.” Her face falls, “These people… They’re barely going to be able to look after themselves. All she’d be is another mouth to feed, another body to clothe—”

    AKA

    The one in which the Straw Hats kidnap a child, and all hell breaks loose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,251
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    512
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    12,146
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    Achilles is almost amused, “You must be truly desperate, to come to me for relationship advice.”

    --

    Achilles is roped into offering an utterly hopeless Zagreus relationship advice, and learns a thing or two about his relationship with Patroclus along the way.

    Remember: fear is for the weak.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,058
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    738
    Kudos:
    1,803
    Bookmarks:
    281
    Hits:
    55,094
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    This was certainly one of Rook’s more… creative (read: unorthodox) ideas.

    She tilts the vial in her hand, her dark eyes following the movement of the paint inside. The merchant had assured her—several times over—that it was safe for use on skin (and other, more sensitive areas). But she still has her reservations. Not because she doesn’t trust the merchant at their word, but because she’s uncertain of (1) how to present the idea to Vorgoth and (2) whether or not they will be even half as into it as she is.

    AKA

    Rook wants to make a very special painting with Vorgoth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    699
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    “Is that—”

    “Adder’s Kiss? Yes.”

    Poison. Not the sort that kills on contact, but rather, that dulls the reflexes and makes the entire body feel as if its swimming upstream in a river of molasses. Somehow, when Rook had suggested this, it’d seemed less like the ultimate trust exercise and more like... well, something sexy to spice things up in the bedroom. (Because apparently, their impending doom didn’t make things spicy enough—go figure). Now... poison is poison, no matter how non-deadly—

    AKA

    Rook coats her lips in poison and gives Lucanis a blowjob, and Lucanis is very into it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,811
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    “I was wondering…” Neve taps a well-manicured fingernail against the side of her teacup as she carefully considers her next words, “How was it that you and Varric happened upon our great leader, here? You can’t tell me that it was a coincidence that you were in Treviso at the exact same time as her little run-in with the Antaam.” Rook pulls a face—she was never going to hear the end of that, was she?

    “Actually,” Harding says, “we hadn’t been looking for Rook at all. We’d been looking for her mother: Erielle Amell.”

    AKA

    Rook's tragic backstory, unlocked. Good thing Lucanis knows a thing or two about familial trauma.

    (Spite is going to help Lucanis get the girl if it's the last thing he does).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,396
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    This is a bad idea.

    He doesn’t really remember how he’d gotten here—“here” being outside the meditation chamber that Rook had claimed as her bedroom. He thinks he might’ve been sleepwalking. This seems like the sort of thing Spite would do to torment him: walk him right up to the door separating him from the object of his desires, just so he could prove what an absolute coward he was by running away.

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    Lucanis thinks that, if he can have Rook just the once, he'll be able to get over his not-so-little crush.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    4,493
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    “You’re jealous.”

    Lucanis startles. He hadn’t realized that Spite was… well, right there, was too hyper-focused on the way Viago touched Rook’s arm to notice anything but. Her shoulder is badly sprained, her freckled skin mottled with dark, ugly bruises. It looks like someone had picked her up by the arm and swung her around like a ragdoll. Viago handles her like one wrong move will make the arm fall off.

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    Lucanis might be a little bit in love with the woman who saved him from the Ossuary. Too bad she's taken.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,868
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    “W-Why are you yelling at me?” Lilin slurs. Viago falls silent, his dark eyes flitting from the bottle of antiseptic in his hands (he thinks it’s antiseptic, at least—Teia is always switching the labels on his supplies, which is “funny” right up until he accidentally kills someone while trying to rinse out their wounds) to Lilin’s face. Her left eye is almost swollen shut, the result of attempting to stop a sword pommel… with her skull.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,666
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    A collection of Kinktober twitfics! Each fic will be posted here the day after it airs on my twitter.

     

    Day 1: Buggy/Crocodile: Cockwarming | ABO | Dirty Talk
    Day 2: Sanji/Zoro: Handjobs | Hand Kink | Quiet Sex
    Day 3: Eskel/OC + Triss: Blowjobs | Cunnilingus | Threesome
    Day 4: Halsin/F!Tav (Wysteria): Outdoor Sex | Dry Humping | Biting
    Day 5: Gortash/F!Durge (Alpenrose): Caretaking | Reunions | Fluff
    Day 6: Geralt/Jaskier: Spanking | Kink Negotiation | Makeshift Cockrings
    Day 7: Aiden/Lambert: Masturbation | (Mostly) Clothed Male | Anal Fingering

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,574
    Chapters:
    7/31
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3,118
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    This is all Shanks’ fault. (To be honest, most of Buggy’s bad days were).

    AKA

    Buggy is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Crocodile makes it better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,678
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    Dandelion is a man on a mission.

    It’d taken him a little under three months to track down one of the five Gwent cards that were currently missing from Geralt’s deck. (If he were a more honest man, he’d admit that it’d taken him a little less than three days to track down the rare, first-edition Yennefer of Vengerberg card to a little inn in the heart of Oxenfurt—the inn was close enough to the Academy that he could probably be there and back within half a day, if he was of a mind to be terribly inconvenienced. The problem was that the innkeep wanted far more crowns than Dandelion would ever pay for anything Yennefer-related, especially something intended to be a gift for Geralt. And he couldn’t…

    He couldn’t very well pickpocket it. Not everyone kept their Gwent deck as close to the vest as Geralt… If they were talking about the man’s coin purse, or a handful of hard candies from a local confectioner’s stand, it would be different. But the time and energy he would have to commit to obtaining the card simply wasn’t worth it. Not for Yennefer’s card, at least.)

    Language:
    English
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    3,977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    574
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    “So, let me see if I understand…” Aiden muses, as he tunes his lute. “You want me to pretend that you’ve hired me to perform for the White Wolf, because he’s been in a rut for two years because he blew up at his lover and refuses to pull his head out of his ass long enough to apologize.”

    “Yes.” That’s the gist of it. “You won’t actually have to perform for him, of course. He’s a shit audience, anyhow. Wouldn’t know talent if it hit him right between the eyes.” Lambert says, “But that’s the story that we’re going to tell the old man, so that he doesn’t start wondering why there’re bards every-fucking-where.” He snickers at the mental image of bards multiplying like rabbits—

    --

    Geralt returns to Kaer Morhen for the winter to find that both Eskel and Lambert have brought bards home with them.

    And that's just the beginning of the drama.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,634
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    14,990
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    Ourelia’s companions might not always like her, or the decisions that she makes... but the fact remains that she’d never once lied or misrepresented herself to them. At the end of the day, she was a Lolth-sworn drow, and a noble daughter of House Tanor’Thith. A mindflayer tadpole feasting on her brain matter wasn’t about to change that.

    If they didn’t like it—didn’t like her—they were free to leave at any time. Ourelia hadn’t asked—and, honestly, didn’t want—to be their savior.

    Drow weren’t meant to be heroes... or to have happily-ever-afters.

    ----

    In which Tav fucks (and kills) her way through the Forgotten Realms, reunites with an old flame in the Underdark, and is forced to confront the fact that her life was falling apart at the seams long before she was abducted by mindflayers.

    Featuring an unapologetically evil!Tav, because there's simply not enough to go around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,401
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    396

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